[Roleplay - Drop-in] The Great Trouble Cube Road Trip ReDux!!

[noodlesnook]

"This ain't me submarine," he explained, "I'm actually not really sure what it is! Last thing I remember was running away from- I mean running through the forest, falling into a portal, and finding myself inside that thing. Ugh! So rusty!" He coughed up some reddish dust, but quickly resumed his cocky manner. "Anyways..."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"What's with the dust? If that's some drug or something, I'll take some."

[noodlesnook]

"BRO- THAT'S FECKIN' RUST- WHY-"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"If you're trying to get high off of rust, that's your problem, not mine."

[noodlesnook]

"I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF AN IDJIT I SWEAR-" he choked, sending an alarmingly large chunk of corroded metal flying from his mouth. It looked like potassium. But it didn't matter because something else caught their attention.

[GoldenCityBird]

"Hey, you wanna get on that submarine ride, GCB? Looks fun."

"I, uh... well, I don't know if it's really worn down, or if it's just like that for some sort of aesthetic..."

Thus follows the robo-duck, and finally the yaksha.

"Is everything OK, Mr...?"

[Zanreo]

As Matthew and Zanreo explore, they stumble upon what happens to be the tallest, loopiest rollercoaster there is.

"What do you say? Bold enough to ride that?", he says, pointing to it.

"ooh, hell yeah ! Let's goooo!" Zanreo says as she runs towards it.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Matthew races Zanreo to the rollercoaster and they both tie. They get on and as it goes all the way up, they all get a nice view of the park.

"Is that my house down there?" he points.

[Zanreo]

"Maybe? Ooh, I see a bunch of other cool rides hereeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAH! ...Whoo, this is great!" Zanreo says as the coaster goes down at full speed.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

As the coaster goes down, the guard rail suddenly shifts up and Matthew hurls forward, clutch the bars for dear life.

"Ahh hell, I think this is a cheap rollercoaster!" he screams as the coaster keeps careening forward.

[Zanreo]

Zanreo, still loving the high speeds, suddenly realizes what's happening..."Huh? ...Ooooh shit. Shitshitshitshitshit..." She just grabs on to whatever she can.

[josh6243]

In the meantime, Vanilla was following GCB, Knife,  the robo duck, and the Yaksha. She was taking in all of the sights and struggling. This place was so vivid, wasn't it?

"I'll think I'll join you guys. It'll be good for a laugh."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"I'm glad, because I'm fucking hilarious."

The submarine sinks down, and the lights turn on. The first thing you notice is that the outside is...blindingly colorful.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Meanwhile, the coaster goes slowly goes up, making Matthew fall back into the coaster car. And this hill looks taller than the last one. He frantically looks around.

"SEATBELTS? NO SEATBELTS?!"

In an act of desparation, he tries hard to push the guard rail down to no avail.

"What next?"

[josh6243]

All Vanilla could do was cover her eyes at the gaudiness of the submarine. The color choice was just that bad.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Ugh, what are you scared of? It's just a submarine ride." Knife looked to Vanilla.

[josh6243]

"Well, I'm not too used to colors like that," retorted Vanilla the yeti-elf as she entered the submarine, mostly out of curiosity.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"You've never seen color before? You must be so shook."

[josh6243]

"Yeah. Not those natural colors," replies a now annoyed Vanilla. "Can we just enjoy the ride?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"I've been enjoying it. You're the one who seems annoyed."

[josh6243]

"Sorry..."

Vanilla did eventually warm up to the ride as a whole. The splendor of real freshwater fish from the safety of a rickety fake submarine is quite amazing, isn't it?

[GoldenCityBird]

GCB is too busy looking out the submarine's windows to really care too much about any mechanical failure. For a few seconds, anyway. Now they're watching the fish and slightly worrying about drowning. Fun!

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Hey, you guys think they sell sushi here? I could use some sushi. It's fresh, right outside us." Saying that, Knife prepares to punch a hole in the glass.

[Zanreo]

Suddenly, the coaster car just deattaches from the rail, driving right off and flying through the sky.
"Woaaaaah, this would be fun if it wasn't for it being a blatant safely violation!"

[AyyBee121]

Upon Knife breaking open the glass, the duckbot jumps out of her pocket and tries to escape the submarine, making panicked Automatone noises.