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[Florien]

It may have been delayed nearly a full month by the move to here, but nearly everything is ready. All that remains... is you.

-RECORDING: Alliance Post #114, (Listed Holder: F. Keyes) 1:32 PM Earth time, 15:43 AM Local time. Recording recovered from Impounded Alliance Vessel (Reg No. #12-538-SZT-TBH)

Well. We've unpacked everything, everything iss sset up. All that remainss iss to round up the people on thiss lisst.

But Sendri, mah weapons only arrived yesterday, Ah haven't marked the crates on the register yet!

You'll have time. We'll all have time. Liwari, get the guardss together. We're ssetting thiss place up properly thiss time. And for the love of all that iss ssane, don't ssign Keyes's petition, you're only giving her attention that she doessn't need. Floran doess NOT need her bothering uss about "terraforming the planet into a ski resort", which, for the record, iss not her dumbesst idea ever, and that ssayss ssomething about the quality of the resst of them.

Yess, Sendri! Floran won't!

Good. Right. Okay. Ssure. Now, obvioussly thiss won't be broadcasst, sso, one of you deal with the broadcasst tower, preferably without desstroying it, it lookss REALLY nice. One of you finish cleaning up Keyes's mess in the bar, and one of you, note down all your betss. Oh, and we really should ssend out those ssearch teamss like... now. Call it in.

On it. I assume you don't want them broken before they get here, of course. But don't expect them in PERFECT condition. Don't worry, don't worry, I'll make sure they don't remember. Keep them fresh and all.

Excellent! We're sset to go.

-RECORDING ENDED.

Yes indeed, it's here. There are 14 slots. For those of you who don't know the rules, they're in the main thread (which will remain locked until the day of the game beginning, and will go up shortly after this one does.)

And so... it begins.

Signups are open!
1: Rebel Cookie, played by TheGeekArtist08. (He's experienced with this sort of thing.)
2: Shin Amon, played by Zanreo. (A Yakuza is like a Mafia, right? You'll fit right in.)
3: Gary Busey, played by MatthewLM. (Agent 47 couldn't kill him. We'll see if the Alliance fares better.)
4: Cool Sendri, played by MadameButterflyKnife. (YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.)
5: Holly, played by Kennifer. (Not part of the science team, but don't fuck with her.) DEAD: It came as quite a shock. White Hat Gunslinger.
6: Dr. Explosionface Willkillyou, played by TalesofUnder. (Has Dr. as his first name.)
7: Sam-I-Am, played by Dookie. (Has disavowed Senator Ted Cruz for missing the point of his book.)
8: Stezzai Thofee, played by Huney. (Goblins are the gnomes of evil, much as halflings are the kobolds of good.) DEAD: Her eyes and everything else were glazed over. Medic.
9: Model 2-E, played by Madface7. (It's only a model.)
10: Loona, played by Kafkaesque. (Haven't we seen you here before?)
11: Selen(ium), played by Pointmaid. (Burns cleaner than normal Selenium, presumably.)
12: Mettaton, played by Goose007. (it's an ANGRY calculator.) DEAD: This Quisling got Quizzed out. Black Hat Gunslinger.
13: Billionaire Killer Mark February, played by wingedcatgirl. (How many lives must be patented before his bloodlust is sated?!) DEAD: One, apparently. Victim of Circumstance.
14: Monaca Towa, played by Despair's Archon of Memes. (Unrelated to the DDLC Monika. Probably.)
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Replacements: (You can sign up after the last slot is filled. You will be added to the replacement list, and will be dropped in if someone wants to drop out.)

[artsyGeek]

Name: Rebel Cookie (real(ish) name Nam Mit-eum)
Gender: Male
Species: Human..cookie… human.
Age: Early 20s.
Abilities: Elemental powers. Also fighting and defending with a staff.
Other: Speaks in blue text.

[Zanreo]

Name: Shin Amon

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Age:  Unknown

Abilities: Strength, stamina, summoning energy weapons and missiles, orbital laser,  Bonus Boss Fuckery such as real-life framerate lag and disabling someone's inventory by stealing their phone.

Other:  speaks in dark grey

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

   

Name: Gary Busey

Gender: Male

Age: In real life, age 76, but in this game, he's around his 50s-60s

Abilities: Bat-shit insanity, willingness to do any kind of crazy thing, acting skills

Other: An actor and brain-damaged lunatic that resulted from a near-fatal motorcycle crash. Speaks in bold green

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Name: Cool Sendri
Species: Floran
Age: ???, but they claim to be 420, bro
Abilities: Skateboarding, being cool as shit
Other: Talksss in green, dude!

[Kennifer]

Name: Holly
Gender: Female (She/Her)
Species: Human
Age: 25
Abilities: Good at classical sciences, particularly focusing on biochemistry and botany.
Other: She is probably already done with your shit. Has a tendency to be snarky. Speaks in gold text.

   

[TalesofUnder]

Name: Dr. Explosionface Willkillyou
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Appearance: Wears a stereotypical mad scientist uniform. His one distinguishing feature is that he has no head, just a neverending stream of fire.
Personality: Despite his name and outfit that screams “BAD GUY” into a mic, he's actually quite shy. Supervillainy runs in his family, but he's not sure he wants to run with the family business.
Other: speaks in orange text. all lowercase, except when he's presenting HIS MASTER PLAN, THEN HE TALKS IN ALLCAPS.

[Dookie]

Name: Sam-I-Am

Gender: Male

Species: Seussian

Age: ???

Abilities: Eating, “Protecting animals”, rhyming, Having fun, smuggling stuff, scamming people, dealing drugs.

Other: Speaks in Dark yellow.

[Huney]

Name: Stezzai Thofee
Gender: Female
Species: Snow goblin
Age: 12 (it's adulthood for goblins she's fine)
Appearance: A short lass, around 3 and a half or so feet, but she's actually pretty tall for goblins! Her pale blue skin goes along with her pure white hair and her yellow eyes, and uh... hm. She usually wears some kind of leather armor under a thick puffy coat. That should do it.
Abilities: SCIENCE! She loves all things scientific and styles herself as pretty goddamn smart because of it. Whether or not she actually is, only time will tell, but she's regardless very knowledgeable about chemicals, atoms, all that about our natural world. She's not shy about letting you know about it either.
Other: Talks in light blue.

[madface7]

Name: Model 2-E
Gender: None (uses it/its pronouns)
Species: Robot.
Age: Less than a year old.
Abilities: Artificial intelligence and robotic analysis.
Other: Speaks in bold dark grey.

[Kafkaesque]

Name: Loona

Gender: Female

Species: Hellhound

Appearance: Awoo.

Age: Unclear, but the latest Helluva Boss episode confirmed she's at least older than 18.

Abilities: Superhuman strength and durability. Immune to fire, because she's from Hell. Can assume human form at will, though since looking human is not exactly a prerequisite here, she's unlikely to don that disguise.

Other: Speaks in bolded grey, hex code #545464. Did not bring nearly enough alcohol for this shit.

[PointMaid]

   

Name: Selen(ium)

Gender: Female

Age: 20's

Abilities: Mathcore pop star. Also good at dancing.

Other: Will speak in gray

[Caret]

Name: Mettaton
Gender: Technically genderless; prefers to be referred by male pronouns.
Species: Ghost inhabiting a robotic body
Age: Adult in ghost years
Abilities: Acting hosting game shows. Also has a humanoid body that he can transform into, however it's inefficient to use, so he usually stays in his box form.
Other: SPEAKS IN BOLD COURIER NEW.

[wingedcatgirl]

Name: "Billionaire Killer" Mark February
Gender/pronouns: Male, he/him
Source Material: Bitcoin As Explained by A.I.
Backstory: A mystery~ by which i mean i haven't decided anything yet
Other: Patents the lives of people who mine fresh Bitcoins. Possibly connected to Wild Richard in some way. And for clarity, this represents 128 stocks of money he is a killer of billionaires but not a billionaire himself. (He is rich, just not a billionaire.)

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Name: Monaca Towa
Gender: Female
Species: Human
Age: around 10-12
Abilities: Being a Space NEET. IN SPACE!
Backstory: Originally the leader of the Warriors of Hope, Monaca is the heir to the Towa Group, who run the secluded city of Towa City. Perhaps her insistence on being a Space NEET is hiding something from her past... Something... Much more sinister...
Other: Speaks in Evil Dark Green Times New Roman text