[Mafia] Close Circle 2

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You all go into Mila's house and there it is: Lindsey Clipton, found dead near Mila's bed, with a puncture wound in the arm and a syringe nearby, wearing dishwashing gloves and Tyler's shoes.

Lindsey was originally going to go after Mila. But someone here swapped out the two and Lindsey ended up doing themselves in. You all did it. You got the last Yarddog. Good work.

[Cassie]

...huh. Well fucking then...

>ehe (who ded)

[Cassie]

(Void inves lmao)

[Kennifer]

"Fuckin knew i couldn't trust that prick. No fuckin wonder they pulled all that 'oh I'm so smart here's why it's Spamton' bullshit the first day. And I was right 'bout them wanting me dead too. Betcha they burned down my house and shit on purpose, didn't they?"

Mila's tone was... not nearly as confident as her words because holyfuckingshit she got lucky.

[Cassie]

So I was right in my hunch to drive the two of them.

Tyler says, smirking and smiling for once.

[Kennifer]

"Guess I owe you all my thanks then, holy shit. Didn't even get to use my background check on them like I wanted to but I guess that would've gotten messed up too. Ah well, shit's over now and I'm... still alive. Hah. I'm still alive, holy fuckin shit."

[PopcornPie]

Lucky's eyes widened. It made sense now! Well, halfway. All that conflicting evidence twisted his brain in a knot. "So that's why Lindsey encouraged us to drop the case yesterday. And how they managed to use logic against us. I should've known to give into me urge to shoot 'em when they were playing voice o' reason. I bet that powder in the blender WAS combustible powder they made and ignited in your house, Mila."

[Cassie]

'Hiding in plain sight'...hiding in plain sight they definitely did. Very persuasive too.

[Caret]

"I knew it! I <Fecking> KNEW IT! I refused to <Buy Now> their <Total Bullcrap> after they <Assassinated> [SPAMTON! I LOVE YOU BABY!]!!!! Oh, <Executing> <Overbaked Cookie> makes you <IQ 300>??? S#!$! You really think you could fool a <Man of Mysteries> who was made to <Agree Forever> to the <Senseless Disappearance> of <Find Beautiful People Named Addison> in Cyber City, until all that was left is <AAAAAAAA! THE LIGHT! MY EYES ARE BURNING!> and <Dead Chicken>???? SHAME ON YOU! GO BUY YOURSELF A VACATION TO <Hell>!"

Steve throws a chair at Lindsey's house and...

> set the house on fire

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You've all done your jobs pretty well. All that's left is Kane and his people. But I can handle them myself. As for you all, you've served your purpose well enough. But as for leaving alive.... don't count on it.

As he finishes the sentence, police sirens are heard, getting closer and closer to everyone. Eventually a herd of police cars stop in front of everyone, with the cops there yelling at everyone to put their hands up all of them aiming their guns at he group. Sparxxx looks at Steve, Mila, Tyler and Lucky before ripping out his gold tooth and pulls out his wallet showing off a badge of the Singleton Police Department. All of them ignoring the fire in Lindsey's house started by Steve.

This is now the end of the line for you, he said, now changing his voice from his more unsettling, but mellow way of talking into a more stern and straight-laced manner as he pulls out his gun and aims it at the surviving Cappers.

[Kennifer]

"I fuckin knew the last Yarddog wanted me dead. And yeah I guess Lindsey was smarter than I gave them credit for after the Spamton shit, just... not for the reasons they would've liked us to think, huh?"

Mila's... kind of shaky after that whole "would be dead had Tyler not swapped her with Lindsey" thing; she's got a weird sort of crooked grin though; her distrust had been 100% justified this time, she was still alive, the Yarddogs were dead...

[Cassie]

....OH. Quite a dupe. Bleh.

> go to that bin you discarded that memetic hazard in and yeet them to make them ALL fuck off from you four

[Caret]

"Steve's" disguise melts away upon seeing Sparxx take out the badge and gun. "What! The! <Friendly-Family Show!!!!!!!!> Corrupt Copz!!!!!! I'm getting outta of <This Miserable Dump!>"

> set the entire cul-de-sac on fire

[Kennifer]

...and (pretend my other post was before that lol)

> find cover!

[PopcornPie]

"Let's fucking do this." Lucky growled, pointing his machine gun at Sparxxx.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The cops tackle Tyler, Lucky, Mila and Steve and toss them back to the middle of the group.

Uh-uh-uh. Can't have you all running away now right when I got you right where I want you. I'm not a gang-leader. I'm actually here to eradicate the gang violence here. My real name is Lance Halbrook, the officer in charge of the Gangs & Narcotics Division. I went undercover to work for the Cappers and I worked my way up the ladder of the gang and I became the number-two guy. I even arranged my officers to kill the Capper leader, B-Daw and framed it all on the Yarddogs just so I can have an excuse to go to "war" with them and take them all out. I even knew Lindsey and Strawberry were Yarddogs too. I let them in so they could either kill you all or you kill them. It doesn't matter what the outcome of it is. You all did your jobs well and now it's time for you all to die. Anyone else you want to say before I riddle you all with bulelts?

[Caret]

"I was <Conned>! You're the real <#1 Most Wanted Criminal 2022>!!!"

> punch Lance in the face

[PopcornPie]

"Yeah. EAT. SHIT."

> Try landing a bullet in Lance's double-crossing skull.

[Kennifer]

"I survived all this bullshit and I sure ain't ready to die now!"

Mila is going to

>fight back tooth and nail. And she'll fight dirty if she has to. You know, below the belt, eyegouging, whatever. She's running on adrenaline now she's not even gonna care what she's grabbing as long as she stays alive.

[Cassie]

'You want to say'? Am I in any mood to be bothered to talk to you? No. So...

> deliberately jam your glock, yeet it at them where it'll explode on impact, rush to grab the antimeme from the bin and cover you four with it.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Then a whole gun battle emerges between the surviving Cappers and Lance and his cops. The former manages to pop off some of the cops before they run into one of the houses. The cops riddle the house with bullets, narrowly missing everyone. They march closer and closer. It seems like the fates of Mila, Steve, Lucky and Tyler are sealed. But then, a gang shows up and start fighting the cops.

Everyone....

The Cappers heard a voice, revealing to belong to a man dressed in black with dreadlocks and shades.

I'm Jebidiah Kane, the leader of the Yarddogs , he says with a Jamaican accent.

I was goin' to war with the Cappers since they blamed us for B-Daw's death. I know we were on opposite sides, but I'm willin' to call a truce if you wanna help me take down that fat pig. I'll have your back. I sure as hell don't like bein' blamed for somethin' I'm not a part of, especially from a dirty cop like him. Just work with me and we can get out alive together.

[PopcornPie]

"Laddie...? But we were told you were the enemy, and we JUST got backstabbed by our boss. Okay, forgive me if me head is kinda spinnin' right now." The newly rescued rabbit walked toward Jebidiah with a look of genuine appreciation-which, for him, just meant a slightly softer glare than normal. "But I love stickin' it to the people who double cross me. Show me who to shoot! Oh, wait, I already know! Haha!"

> He just. Goes. OFF. Riddling as many cops as he can with bullet holes.

[Kennifer]

"I dunno if I could trust you as far as I could throw you, but I sure as hell ain't ready to die after surviving all this shit so far."

[Cassie]

Sure. And I didn't care much about the stuff I've done to some - I'm just bothering to follow some orders at the time. Tyler says, implicating in a way that he'd be willing to turn his back to save his owm skin if the opportunity arises.

[Cassie]

(Er, not turn his back on Kane right now, okay. He knows siding with him is the best survival option. And he wont turn on Kane's back if he doesn't turn out to be a liability )