[Game] Party to Treason

[Kennifer]

Eridan will deal with the news about George after he greets the newcomers.

im eridan ampora
nautical aristocracy back home on alternia and towwn comptroller here
hopin you twwo are more activve in this kind a shit than your predecessors wwere though i guess at least mickey got somethin done
speakin of mice congrats to pinky and the brain i guess for wwinnin the challenge this time

[PointMaid]

Thank you. (Pinky just grins and gives a finger-hug to Eridan)

...As for Mr. CATS' statement, I am... a bit concerned about both him and Mr. Costanza right now, to be honest. It could be true. He could also be lying. After all, why didn't he say something immediately? I think perhaps I will not quite trust either of them at the moment.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Of course, because he and that brat are conspiring against me. The brat's had it in for me since day 1 and now she's tryin' to get rid of me! And now I'm thinkin' that her and the other guy are workin' together. Ho ho! Makes sense! I'm tellin' ya, we got rebels among our ranks! All right, so I'm the new presiding member, so I will show you all I can do a decent job for a change!

[Kennifer]

wwell i suppose wwith havvin george as presidin member itll givve evveryone a chance to see if he seems suspicious or if cats is lyin about alignments
either wway wwell get some vvaluable fuckin information out a this

[PointMaid]

True, true...

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Monaca flinches upon seeing Mark again...

Oh no.

[MadeOfMilk]

Eridan will deal with the news about George after he greets the newcomers.

im eridan ampora
nautical aristocracy back home on alternia and towwn comptroller here
hopin you twwo are more activve in this kind a shit than your predecessors wwere though i guess at least mickey got somethin done
speakin of mice congrats to pinky and the brain i guess for wwinnin the challenge this time

Oh uh- yeah, yeah, sure! I'm always up for slicing open guts! ....Aw maple syrup, that probably sounds sus as hell

[wingedcatgirl]

Monaca flinches upon seeing Mark again...

Oh no.

A curious headtilt. "Do I know you?"

[Risdio51]

"NOBODY LOVES THIS PLACE MORE THAN ME! NOBODY! DON'T THINK YOU CAN MAKE SUCH WILD ACCUSATIONS WITHOUT GETTING A FEW BONES BROKEN, IDIOT GEORGE!"

[Cassie]

AAAAAAAAAAAA GEORGE WHYYYYYY

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT, MAN! I HAD TRUSTED IN YOU!

THIS IS LIKE WHEN MY FRIEND STOLE MY FURRY COSTUME!!!

Bandu whines.

[MadeOfMilk]

Well shit, bad time to start a new job... Steve thinks as Bandu starts lamenting about their fursuit. This was more confusing than that one incident involving an ostrich and some sewers. You know... that incident.

It was then that the monochromatic soldier uttered the forbidden words...

Uhhhh, what happened?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Of course you're all gonna side with that spoiled brat. The one who's been after me since day one. Someone who's tried to go out of her way to make me look bad. And someone who blamed me for CATS and Eridan getting a Rebel edict passed? And how is it my fault exactly when all I did was vote? Well, I'm not gonna let myself go down to that brat. NO MORE!

George goes up to Asuka and gives her a kick in the ass. Will he regret that? Probably, but no one said he was bright.

[Florien]

Well shit, bad time to start a new job... Steve thinks as Bandu starts lamenting about their fursuit. This was more confusing than that one incident involving an ostrich and some sewers. You know... that incident.

It was then that the monochromatic soldier uttered the forbidden words...

Uhhhh, what happened?

WELL! Ah'll tell ya new guy. Oh, Ah'll tell ya.

Lanthanide says it in the tone of voice indicating an incoming rant.

SO! First, Ah find out y'all have some traitors hangin' out. Three who know each other, an' one who's the leader but ain't currently knowin' who the others are. So Ah, against mah better judgement, decide to be surgical. Ah figure ah have time ta get all yer audits through an' take out the most treasonous lookin' of y'all, an' then leave the rest of ya to it, instead'a jus' shootin' the lot an' replacin' ya. So Ah call y'all up, an' decide ta keep ya at work an' check out what yer doin' mahself. Immediately, y'all fuck it up an' pass an edict that helps the traitors. So ah make ya fix it. THEN, ya do fine an' pass a good edict, but it turns out Jameson's been sellin' secrets, so Ah have him killed and replaced with Bandu. So then, y'all fuck it up AGAIN, an' pass ANOTHER rebel edict, an' then fuckin' Mickey and Chickujoin do some crimes, an' Ah have them both killed, An' then you an' the billionaire killer mark february come in, an' that catches ya up to where we are.

Oh also CATS jus' accused George of bein' a traitor after investigatin' him, an' George is accusin' CATS of lyin' about it an' workin' with Asuka. An' Mickey (an' thus Mark), was declared cleared by Pinky an' the Brain when they got to investigate.

[Risdio51]

"…!"

Asuka felt that kick, and she felt it well. George will definitely regret that. Asuka stares him dead in eye, and sweep kicks him off his feet, grabbing him by the collar.

"You wanna go with a black belt in jujitsu? DO YA?!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All George can do is whimper in an incoherent, cowardly manner. Guess he shouldn't have tried to poke that bear.

[Risdio51]

"Exactly what I thought."

Asuka lets go of George's collar, dropping him to the floor.

[Florien]

Lanthanide calls in again. Her constant calls are slightly jarring every time they happen, but don't seem avoidable.

Yeah, so... Mah boss is comin' by sooner or later, so Ah want y'all to have picked a decent chair of the board by then, an' ta not embarrass me by passin' a rebel edict AGAIN while he's here. Yer lives are on the line as much as mine now, ya understand? So don't fuck this up.

[PointMaid]

Well, right or wrong, we can't vote until Mr. Costanza has nominated someone, if I understand the rules correctly.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, make your cases, everyone!

[Kennifer]

wwell i wwas just chairman last time so i know its not goin to be me
but im wwonderin wwhat kind a thing the neww people might bring so im interested in hearin their cases

[Risdio51]

"Why, I'd make a great chairperson by being myself, of course!"

[PointMaid]

...

I still think Brain is the smartest, kindest mouse in the world <3.

Um. Thank you, Pinky. I'm also interested in what the new people might bring to the table, though. That's, um... Mark and Steve, I believe.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Sure, you could put me up if you wanted," Mark says. "Billionaire-killing is a remarkably complex hobby, and I believe my experience there would be useful as chairman here."

[MadeOfMilk]

Well, uh.... Steve says, searching for something to make him seem credible, defense stuff? We'll probably need military, right?

[Cassie]

...I got nothing. My skills are more useful in less political contexts. Fuck.