Life's a Beach 2

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Dragons? Freaky stuff, man, freaky stuff. Oh, yeah, I guess we should find out about Sephiroth. Let me look, I think I can do this.

He stumbles over to the remains.

Ahh, so he was the Detective. You are all two-for-two! Woo woo!

[Florien]

Well, my reasoning was mistaken, perhaps. It was based on the idea that there was more defense for Bandana Dee's killer than Eren's... but to be honest, I had a fifty percent chance I was right either way. Anyway, if you think I'm so suspicious, it's not like you could vote me off now, considering we've used our executions for the day and there's no particular reason to suspect me, right? Anyway, Detective. Interesting. We've got someone out there ready to strip people of skills.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Can someone bother to move the corpse, at least. It messes up the general feng shui of the area. But, at least we did good identifying our villains.

[Kennifer]

"I'm really glad we didn't have something like... that done to somebody innocent."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yo, crew!

The crew comes by to clean up Sephiroth's remains.

Well, night will come by in two more hours. So until that happens, PARTY IN MY PLACE!

Yeah, GWC is still whacked out. But he brings the survivors over to his mansion and puts on some tunes and brings out some more wine and weed for those who want it, even bowls of the French ice cream with any toppings they want.

[Caret]

"OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! <Hiding In Plain Sight Is The Best Tatic!!!!!> But <Sorry>, I refuse to move the corpse without a <Hefty Payment>."

Meanwhile, Steve tries to

>collect water from the spa's hot tub

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>collect water from the spa's hot tub (Steve)

With what? Your bare hands? Hardly! You try to cup some, but it all drains through. Maybe you should find a container.

[Kennifer]

...yeah Julia's just gonna... okay if she keeps that up she might get sick but MAN that ice cream sounds good right about now.

[Caret]

> find a bucket or vase THEN scoop up some of that water

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> find a bucket or vase THEN scoop up some of that water (Steve)

You find a bucket that's old and dirty and rusty. But maybe you can make do with it?

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed is digging into the ice cream like she's never tasted anything like it.

I feel like I've been... making some enemies today, man. Not my intention. I just wanted to figure out who's out to kill people.

[Caret]

"Let's collect water with Blue and build a <10 Coolest Sandcastles>! <Note: Insurance Fraud Is 0% Guaranteed!!!>

> collect! that! water!
> also make sure that GWC's mansion is open

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> collect! that! water! AND > also make sure that GWC's mansion is open (Steve)

You collect so much water, you actually end up breaking something in the hot tub. It was so bad, you rendered it nonoperational. But if it's any consolation, you got enough water to make a sandcastle big enough to rival Europe. And on top of this, yes, GWC's mansion is open for a party. You come right in and get so into it, you end up ripping his wallpaper of $100 bills and end up destroying many of his possessions, all of which costs an ungodly amount of money. You really wrecked that hood. But just to be on the safe side, you better not be around GWC when he eventually sobers back up.

[Kennifer]

Julia, who is... Okay yeah she's high as fuck right now and she's just gonna giggle.

"Wowwwww that guy's annoying."

She mutters something about NFTs under her breath and returns to eating her ice cream.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Ernesto's pretty stoned out of his mind as well. Money...is an illusion created by man in his attempt to find control.

>grab some flower vases from the mansion. no one will mind
>also grab GWC's sunglasses

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed is now singing a Hobbit drinking song.

She looks a bit paranoid.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>grab some flower vases from the mansion. no one will mind AND >also grab GWC's sunglasses

You manage to get one vase. And then you take GWC's sunglasses and put them on. But you're so high, you unintentionally blind yourself upon putting them on. It makes you drop the vase and then you trip, also breaking the sunglasses. You all better find some damn good lawyers because he is more than likely to sue you all for destroying his things.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Ernesto picks up the vase and its flowers, and looks to the others with his broken sunglasses. All as fate intends it...ow, that hurt.

[Caret]

Steve punches the ground and lets out a shrill glitched laugh.

"[OOPS]"
"Have you ever <When I Wake Up First Up In The Morning>, only to find your <Preciousness Properties> trashed? Tired of people <Party City> too hard? I got a <Deal> for you! Try Steve's All Purpose Insurance, starting at the low low price of [YOUR VERY BEING!] HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

>build a sand statue of Spamton G. Spamton

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>build a sand statue of Spamton G. Spamton (Steve)

All you do is just kick sand everywhere.

[Zanreo]

Squid Girl, wanting to forget the awful executions she just witnessed, tries finding something else to do...

"Oh, buidling stuff out of sand?" she says upon noticing Steve's Spamton statue. "That's cool, but what do you ink of... THIS?

>build an even bigger sand sculpture... of yourself

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed is standing there, giggling, still paranoid. They're out to get me, aren't they? Accusing me? Want to kill me tonight?

Well, good luck, because I have the toughness of a freaking oak tree.

I'm like a goddamn

STUMP!

[MadameButterflyKnife]

In that someone could sit on you to rest? He smiles at his own joke.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>build an even bigger sand sculpture... of yourself (Squid Girl)

You can't make a sculpture.

And Snakeweed has used her abilities to call Stump. Now, she cannot be killed by scum for the rest of the game, but at a cost. She cannot vote either.

[PointMaid]

I'm not even going to take offense at that one.

She's, ah. Totally stoned.