Escape from Zombie Park Island

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico nods at Skiggs and writes “go Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, oh” on the paper using... whatever writing utensil he apparently had on hand. Probably a dry-erase marker.]

[Huney]

Dr. Coomer stands over the paper for a second in a fighting pose. Not long after, the sound of spray paint can be heard and the paper now reads

Dr. Coomer

in green Times New Roman font.

[Dookie]

“...Thanks.”

Elizabeth decides to focus on the mysterious papers everyone is staring at.

She decides to write “Elizabeth Afton - Here for some reason”

[Guma]

Rouxls took out his trusty pen and wrote, “Only cultured folk canst readeth my handwritinge! —Rouxls Kaard, Duke of Puzzles”

[Kennifer]

Kim just writes "This is a weird place" and her name.

[PointMaid]

(The writing does not match Pico, Coomer, Rouxls, or Kim.)

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Compare my writing to the wall writing

[PointMaid]

(It does not match Skiggs' writing)

[TalesofUnder]

Might as well just say right now, that's my handwriting.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Mrs. Mayberry? You know what's been going on around here?

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico looks at Mayberry, baffled.] “Huh? You? What made you so damn confident, teach? I mean, I appreciate that you... fuckin’ trust me and all, I'm just curious.”

[Dookie]

“Oh really? What were you doing?”

[Kennifer]

"Why'd you write that then? Did William try to attack you or somethin?"

[Huney]

"Ms. Mayberry, I do trust you a great deal! But how are you so certain? Were you watching William last night?"

[TalesofUnder]

In hindsight, probably should have written “should a dead body be found” as well. But one thing's for certain: Pico is not a zombie.

[Guma]

If not Pico, then who?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

People's lives are on the line here. Do you know anything about William or not?

[TalesofUnder]

I have an idea. Remember how we were to send Hifumi and Thrivey to somewhere else and chain them up? I say we do the same, but for WJB and Elizabeth, as well as Hifumi.

[Kennifer]

"Yeah, if you know anything that'll keep people from dying tonight, spill it."

[KungFuCutbug]

“Well, William's still up in the air, first off.” [Pico props one of his arms on top of the other and brings his hand to his chin, thinking.] “If he did turn into a zombie, he could've fuckin’ turned someone else into one too without eatin’ them for their goddamn brains. Also—and this is a long fuckin’ stretch, but I'm spitballin’ it anyway—Hifumi and Isaac's bites from the first day on the island could've fuckin’ turned either of ‘em into zombies without us even noticin’, and they could've fuckin’ turned people too on nights 1 and 3. Again, that probably didn't fuckin’ happen, but I'm still mentionin’ it in case it did.”

“...That's all I got, for now. Nothin’ substantial, just speculation.” [He paces around the area in a small circle.] “William's still our prime goddamn suspect. I don't wanna fuckin’ believe he's been turned into a dumbass zombie yet, though. Not till we find somethin’ more certain. You got me?”

[Huney]

"Hmmm... we may have 'fucked up,' Pico! We may have 'screwed the pooch.'"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You nailed it on the head, Pico. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of all this, too. And I would sure hate to see someone clean get killed off. There's got to be something else we need to uncover.

[KungFuCutbug]

“Eh?” [Snapped out of his thoughts by Dr. Coomer, Pico looks at the man addressing him, concerned and confused.] “Did I say somethin’ wrong? It's just speculation, it's not enough to fuckin’... point fingers at someone or anythin’.”

[Huney]

"Oh, I apologize if I was unclear. I'm simply agreeing with you! If that indeed happened, we may already be too late to contain it! If they infected someone else, we have no ways of telling who it was!"

He pauses.

"Ah, best we don't think about it. Hello, Pico!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Skiggs looks at Coomer in puzzlement.

Is this guy getting Alzheimer's or something???