Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[TheSleepyDreepy45]

I think it's high-time a certain someone appeared in this HGS:
No-Feet
The Giant Golden Eel (semi-sapient?)

[DaveTheAssassin]

Two James Bond villains from me: Alec Trevelyan from GoldenEye, and Le Chiffre from Casino Royale (2006) (distinction made to avoid confusion with the 1967 spoof adaptation of Casino Royale)

[LavenderDream]

First TC HGS tribute is just going to be a self insert.

Lars (Yellow (13), Non-Binary)

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Remilia and Flandre Scarlet (Both female and Red)

[Billy5545]

Events (28)

• (Player1) trick(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) and (Player3) into "playing" a game with [typeB1] by knocking them out and forcing them into a game of death. Only (Player2) make(s/s/s/s/2) it out alive. (Saw)
  
• Start the new rescue helicopter! Hey! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue, (Player1). (LEGO City)
  
• (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) (one/one/one/one/each one1) of [typeC1] eyes slashed by (Player2). (Player3) then tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y3) to save [typeB1] and (Player4) as (Player2) collapse(s/s/s/s/2) the cave they are in. [TypeA3] (is/is/is/is/are3) able to save them, but half of [typeC3] bod(y/y/y/y/ies3) get(s/s/s/s/3) crushed under a large boulder. (Player5) soon save(s/s/s/s/5) [typeB3] and augment(s/s/s/s/3) [typeC3] bod(y/y/y/y/ies3), unbeknownst to (Player1), (Player2), and (Player4). (Work spoiler: Naruto)
  
• (Player1) read(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s diar(y/y/y/y/ies2), causing [typeB1] to be shunned by everyone, having [typeC1] camp be repossessed, and punished by being put on (a/a/a/a/1) pillor(y/y/y/y/ies1) while having tomatoes thrown at [typeB1] by every tribute except (Player2). (SpongeBob SquarePants)
  
• (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) eaten by a monster from the land of the dead, causing a large antimatter explosion. However, [typeA1] do(esn't/esn't/n't/esn't/n't1) die and eventually return(s/s/s/s/1) to the world of the living (aka the Arena). (Death Stranding)
  
• An alien tries to look at Earth using a telescope to find any intelligent lifeform. The alien then zooms on (Player1), who say(s/s/s/s/1) something stupid, causing the caption, "the search continues." to appear as the alien leaves. (Poorly Drawn Lines)
  
• (Player1) order(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to crawl across a baseball field, which (Player1) refer(s/s/s/s/1) to as the "death" crawl. (Player2) then do(es/es/es/es/do2) it while (Player3) sit(s/s/s/s/3) above [typeB2], with (Player1) encouraging (Player2) to keep going as [typeA2] start(s/s/s/s/2) to get exhausted. (Player2) eventually succeed(s/s/s/s/2). (Facing the Giants)
  
• After (Player1) betray(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player2) go(es/es/es/es/2) to kill [typeB1], only for (Player1) to regret the betrayal. (Player2) kill(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] anyway and later say(s/s/s/s/2) to (Player3) that vengeance feels empty. (Work spoiler: Grand Theft Auto IV)
  
• (Player1) put(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) under infinite illusions of their greatest desires, then manipulate(s/s/s/s/1) a special tree to encase them in cocoons. They then get their life drained while transformed into similar-looking, mindless slaves of (Player1). (Work spoiler: Naruto)
  
• (Player1) gain(s/s/s/s/1) the ability to temporarily transform into a dead tribute after absorbing their soul, which [typeA1] use(s/s//s/1) for killing. [TypeA1] then absorb(s/s/s/s/1) up to 7 souls of the latest deceased tributes and assume(s/s/s/s/1) their personae as a team of killers. (Work spoiler: killer7)
  
• (Player1) venture(s/s/s/s/1) into a mysterious tower that appears at midnight, gaining (a/a/a/a/1) fighting spiri(t/t/t/t/ts1) in the process. (Persona 3. Night only)
  
• (Player1) venture(s/s/s/s/1) into a mysterious tower that appears at midnight and get(s/s/s/s/1) killed inside by the monsters. (Night only)
  
• (Player1) fall(s/s/s/s/1) into a world inside the TV and gain(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) fighting spiri(t/t/t/t/ts1) after facing [typeC1] true sel(f/f/f/f/ves1). (Persona 4)
  
• (Player1) fall(s/s/s/s/1) into a world inside the TV, where [typeA1] get(s/s/s/s/1) killed by [typeC1] true sel(f/f/f/f/ves1).
  
• (Player1) end(s/s/s/s/1) up in a supernatural palace that represents (Player2)'s negative side and gain(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) fighting spiri(t/t/t/t/ts1) after ripping (a/a/a/a/1) mas(k/k/k/k/ks1) from [typeC1] fac(e/e/e/e/es1). (Persona 5)
  
• (Player1) end(s/s/s/s/1) up in a supernatural palace that represents (Player2)'s negative side and get(s/s/s/s/1) killed by the monsters inside.
  
• (Player1) awaken(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] soul-based abilit(y/y/y/y/ies1) after suffering from a life threatening situation. (RWBY)
  
• (Player1) pray(s/s/s/s/1) to RNG for luck.
  
• (Player1) displease(s/s/s/s/1) the RNG, who give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player1) bad luck.
  
• (Player1) anger(s/s/s/s/1) the RNG, who kills (Player1) in a "random" fatal event.
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) get stuck on a wringer together after using superglue, but they manage to free themselves by crying. (SpongeBob SquarePants)
  
• (Player1) wreck(s/s/s/s/1) a theme park.
  
• (Player1) gains a job, causing reality to become distorted because [typeA1]('s/'s/'re/'s/'re1) not supposed to be employed. (The Amazing World of Gumball)
  
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) get chased by a rampaging (Player6). (Based on this)
  
• (Player1) buy(s/s/s/s/1) a video game.
  
• (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) by summoning an army of barbarians using elixir. (Clash of Clans)
  
• (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) magical jewelry with (a/a/a/a/1) tiny creatur(e/e/e/e/es1) inside that transform(s/s/s/s/1) (Player1) to (a/a/a/a/1) superher(o/o/o/o/oes1). (Miraculous Ladybug)
  
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) play a magical board game-turned-video game that sucks them in and turns them into the game's avatars. They are eventually able to escape after completing the game. (Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle)
  

Arena Events (2)

An otherwordly being puts every tribute to sleep and swaps their souls during their slumber. They will be able to return once the being is defeated.

• (Player1), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re1) inside (Player2)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies2), (is/is/is/is/are1) able to return to [typeC1] own bod(y/y/y/y/ies1) in the end and vice versa. (Survive)
  
• (Player1)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies1) (is/is/is/is/are1) swapped with President Snow's, before [typeA1], who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re1) inside President Snow's body, (is/is/are/is/are1) mistakenly killed by Katniss, who's swapped with Peeta. (P1 dies naturally)
  
• (Player1) and (Player2), who are in each others' bodies, get painlessly transformed into otherworldly creatures, but they are back to normal and in their original bodies once the being is defeated. (Survive)
  
• (Player1), who was killed by (Player2) before the swap, find(s/s/s/s/1) out that [typeC1] sou(l/l/l/l/ls1) now reside inside (an/an/an/an/1) anima(l/l/l/l/ls1) for the rest of the season, even after the being is defeated. [TypeA1] still retain(s/s/s/s/1) their sapience however. (Survive)
  
• (Player1), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re1) inside (Player2)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies2), discover(s/s/s/s/1) the being's weakness after discerning that its unusual shadow is a reflection of [typeC1] own sou(l/l/l/l/ls1) and thus (has/has/have/has/have1) to sacrifice [typeD1] to destroy the invisible orb of light ([typeC1] own soul(s/s/s/s/1) behind [typeB1]. (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) still able to safely return to [typeC2] original bod(y/y/y/y/ies2) anyway. (P1 dies naturally)
  
• (Player1), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re1) inside (Player2)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies2), get(s/s/s/s/1) impaled on spiked metal fences by (Player3), who's inside (Player4)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies4). (Player2), who's inside (Player1)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies1), then heal(s/s/s/s/2) and revive(s/s/s/s/2) [typeC2] own bod(y/y/y/y/ies2) before returning to (it/it/it/it/them2), alive. (P3 kills P1)
  
• (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] inside (Player2)'s dying bod(y/y/y/y/ies2), as (Player2) got killed by (Player3), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re3) now inside (Player4)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies4), before the swap. However, as (Player1) tr(y/y/y/y/ies1) to stand up, (Player5), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re5) inside (Player6)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies6), shoot(s/s/s/s/5) [typeB1]. (Player2) then sacrifice(s/s/s/s/2) [typeD2] to stop the being. (P5 kills P1, while P3 technically kills P2 despite the latter eventually dying by sacrificing their own life?)
  
• (Player1), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re1) inside (Player2)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies2), get(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/2) hol(e/e/e/e/es2) punched by (Player3), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re1) inside (Player4)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies4). However, (Player5), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re5) inside (Player6)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies6), sacrifice(s/s/s/s/5) [typeD5] to safe both (Player1) and (Player2). Fortunately, (Player6) (is/is/is/is/are6) still able to return to [typeC1] own bod(y/y/y/y/ies6). (P5 dies naturally)
  
• (Player1), who('s,
  /'s/'s/'s/'re1) inside (Player2)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies2), (is/is/is/is/are1) killed while trying to fight the being, as it manipulates the souls of other creatures to defend itself. However, (Player2) manage(s/s/s/s/2) to return to [typeC2] bod(y/y/y/y/ies2), alive. (P1 dies naturally)
  

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Every tribute is forced to ride various carousels.

• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) taken into a sped-up normal ride, but [typeA1] manage(s/s/s/s/1) to hold on to it and survive. (Survive)
  
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) taken into... a completely normal ride. Needless to say, [typeA1] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve1) fun. (Survive)
  
  
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) are taken into a ride with shotguns. Only (Player1) and (Player2) survive as they have to choose who to kill. (Saw VI. P1 and P2 kill P3-P6)
  
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) are taken into a normal ride, but it gets frozen into a solid block of ice, killing them both. (Miraculous Ladybug. P1 and P2 die naturally)
  
  
• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) are taken into a ride that rams toy animals at them at high speed. (Deltarune. P1-P3 die naturally)
  
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) taken into a ride, where [typeA1] get(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] le(g/g/g/g/gs1) stuck in the machinery, which drag(s/s/s/s/1) and crushe(s/s/s/s/1) (Player1). (The Twilight Zone)
  
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) taken into a normal ride. However, (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4), who are somehow able to escape their rides, speed (Player1)'s ride up to an extreme degree, launching (Player1) to [typeC1] deat(h/h/h/h/hs1). (Oggy and the Cockroaches. P2-P4 kills P1)
  

[Billy5545]

I apologize for the doublepost, but as one of the mods for this game, I am announcing that the nomination period for this season has now closed

[Whistle]

I'm excited for ze season!

[Billy5545]

I have finally found a good save. Also, since we forgot to announce it on thread earlier, Matthew will be hosting

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Welcome to the Trouble Cube version of the Hunger Games Simulator: Season 5!

Let's meet our lucky participants!

BATTLE MUSIC: Pokemon Generation 1 Title Theme

The Bloodbath
* Lars was feeling pretty good before the season began, but quickly loses enthusiasm upon learning how things really went down.
* Flandre already on the move, ready to destroy a planet, but not if No-Feet has anything to say about it! He doesn't want to see the planet come to the end as he manages to seep his venom into Flandre, making short work of her.
* The simulator can be quite cruel when it wants to be. It knows no boundaries. Children are fair game too; best shown as it makes the child version of Emma Swann instantly disintegrate.
* Ruxa deciding to light up the area as the announcer states what the Hunger Games are. Indeed, they are illuminating.
* Cipher finds himself a syringe to make him shapeshift into anything. Will he use this to his advantage to get a good few kills in?
* Super-Harry to the rescue!
* Le Chiffre has some explosives, ready to blow shit up if he needs to.
* The mighty Warrior quickly takes off from the dock that the Cornucopia just happened to have, setting sail for the Hunger Games.
* Bryce Papenbrook is discouraging the adult version of Emma Swann from the Cornucopia. Probably because of what just happened with her child version.
* The Giant Golden Eel slithers away after getting the backpack.
*  Megumi Ogata apparently has no consideration where she throws her mug. And that's how you end up cutting someone!
* Waddle Dee not even checking if his backpack has supplies before running off, only to realize it's empty. Oof...
* John ready for battle, swinging his mace around, looking for a potential victim to use it on. But no! He gets denied by Death's Avatar!
* Life's Avatar made a wise decision to have Frank as a bodyguard. None dare go after Life's Avatar, not with a corrupt cop for protection. Something Michelle finds out the hard way.
* You too, Daybreaker? Don't any of you check your backpacks? For real.
* Everyone here sees the silhouette and thinks it's me. But no, it's just Yosuke. Someone who's more better looking.
* Nightmare Moon has knives. Knives of the throwing variety, ready to sink into some backs.
* Ladybug finds a syringe and she is now incredibly strong and indestructible. But the Simulator may not even care about that. So we shall watch and see how she does.
* And like the child version of Emma Swann, the Simulator also instantly disintegrates Spamton too. Feeling very cruel, is it?
* Melissa likes her bees. So much so, she gets offended by Adeleine for eating bee-shaped foods and knocks her the fuck out.
* Nightmare Moon didn't take all the throwing knives apparently. Sarina manages to find one of her own and makes a nice throw right into Alice's heart.
* Cicero is feeling a bit greedy and thinks he can have the Cornucopia for himself. But he can't really handle the weight and his greed literally crushes him to death. And two other people, too!
* Just because Alec Trevelyan wants to destroy the UK doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy the simple things in life. He's quite the fisherman. But unfortunately for him, he has to settle for the bait while Yukiko takes the gear. Maybe he can rub his hands in bait and make grabs at the fish?
* And again, like before, no one has any consideration where to throw mugs apparently. Someone needs to have a talk with Kim Kitsuragi and Megumi Ogata on mug throwing manners, NOW!
* Libby finding a nice pair of sais to make some stabby stabby.

Day 1
*John happens to see some smoke rising from the distance, but he doesn't care. He wants his mace. And that meanie Death's Avatar took it!
* Evil Mario witness Cicero killing himself and two others while trying to steal the Cornucopia and also thinks that it was stupid trying to steal something of that size.
* Daybreak is flattered her fans like to Daybreakdance.
* Kim just happens to be quick to the draw in the Exploding Kitten game, taking out Chie and Adult!Emma, where the latter can now reunite with her child self, in the afterlife.
* Luka showing Yosuke who's boss with a T-pose.
* Sarina snacks on a floating orange burger and becomes a zombie. Guess it's better to be undead than actual dead.
* Queen thinking someone grand theft autoed her, but no, it was just Cat Noir borrowing the car, except he didn't let her know.
* Alec had a few many cheeseburgers and gets stuck in a tube slide. And unfortunately for him, his Goldeneye satelite weapon can't get him free. Luckily, Waddle Dee comes to his aid.
* In the darkness, we see Etrate in the moonlight, sticking her tongue out and going "I'm a catgirl, nya nya nya!"
* No-Feet has his own language apparently. And comes up with a term that means "unintentionally ruining a creative work".
* Death's Avatar spreading death by killing President Snow which brings out more monstrous versions of President Snow that kills a couple of people and a planet!
* Melissa finding Frank's phone and finds stuff about who will be giving him bribe money next, meetings with crime bosses, and an invitation to the Snurch.
* How cute! Cipher has an Aya plush to call his own from the claw machine.
* The Giant Golden Eel and Megumi Ogata are glued together in a wringer. And their ordeal makes them both cry. Luckily, the glue easily melts away from their teams and they're both free!
* And there are some people who wants HGS to be all babies, which means for all black flags. And on top of that, they would more than likely enjoy watching their cradles falling and maybe even a few die of SIDS.
*  Bryce Papenbrook is a ship critic apparently. He seems to like Warrior fine, though he thinks the ship should throw Adeleline overboard.
* Libby and Life's Avatar have a nice cup of joe together.
* Ladybug gets her feet stuck in the sewer drain in the street. And all kinds of wacky hijinks happen as some of the tributes do what they can to get her unstuck.
* Ariel taking some voice clips of the other tributes and making some nice kick-ass beats.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Flandre, Child!Emma, Michelle, Spamton, Alice, Cicero, Android 21, Remilia, Chie, Adult!Emma, The Iris, Lars, Ruxa

[Whistle]

Oh fuck, the planet just died.

[Zanreo]

F for Spamton, guess the sim upgraded its spam block to kick him out right away

[~okami~]

Poor Cicero

[Guma]

I'm doing OK so far, it seems. F for Spamton.

[PowerStroke6001]

Cat Noir Get The Banana

Also, NMM used her knives to amputate Ladybug to unstick her. Yeowch.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

BATTLE MUSIC: Duke Nukem 3D: Taking the Death Toll

Night 1
* Sarina expanding her musical tastes using Google Translate and singing the mangled song.
* The catgirl Etrata would like to know what's to eat around here. Perhaps tuna and a warm bowl of milk? Maybe a nice pinch of catnip?
* Ariel and Cipher have adapted the philosophy of having no worries. And on top of this decide to screw with a Mafia boss when he asks what it means.
* It's Cooking with Death's Avatar and Melissa who make some nice old-fashioned country biscuits out of crocodile pastry dough. Not only would they taste scaly, but they would also have a dash of honey in them, too.
* Waddle Dee kills off Ladybug and makes some nice Ladybug Nuggets out of her, too. But the meal also has another secret ingredient: poison. One that ends up killing three unlucky people who end up feasting on them.
* Queen getting a nice surprise party from her friends which include a couple of deranged ponies, a femboy, a magical girl and a corrupt police officer.
* I wouldn't expect Evil Mario to know anything about being boring, but apparently he's quite the teacher as he shows Cat Noir the ways of the bore.
* No-Feet looking up the databases of the previous season and he is shocked that of all people to win it all, it was Herb Cookie.
* Trevelyan also getting in on the Google Translate action and asked me to share what he did with the upcoming event.
* And the GT results from Trevelyan: Judge Yosuk does not use a specific lens.
* Some sponsor here must really love Bryce Papenbrook as he gets some fresh food. Voice actors have to eat good, right?
* Le Chiffre may be an evil banker not to be trifled with, but Megumi Ogata sure as hell won't let him get away with stealing cookies. He is found guilty despite his denials.
* Yukiko has her priorities straight upon seeing the mouse. The cheese must be saved.
* I don't know who would make a statue of a ship, but someone has apparently. Or so we thought; it was just a dream.
* Giant Golden Eel is a huge fan of The Ghost and Molly McGee apparently. But as he explains the show's lore to everyone, he slowly loses his grip on reality and goes insane.
* Kim finds a genie that gives him three wishes, and of course he can't abuse the loophole of wishing for more wishes. But he decides to move on from police work and wishes to become a king.

Day 2
* Ariel and Evil Mario have a race to reach the tallest tree in the Arena. It would be Ariel who would be the victor.
* Having received his fresh food, Bryce Papenbrook feeling generous and wanting to offer some to a few tributes, like Harry, whom Bryce offers him some nice beef broth in a cup. Harry tells him no thanks, but it was the thought that counts.
* Megumi Ogata is badass enough to go lava-surfing.
* The Hunger Games may be about those killing each other to show who's number 1, but it doesn't mean it can't have any nice friendships. Like these group of people, who take a nice selfie so they can have some nice memories to remember it all by when it's all over. If they're all still alive that is.
* Cipher tests out the theory whether or not saying "Bloody Tom" four times in the mirror works. Sure enough, it does. The real Tom storms out of the mirror right past Cipher.
* Uh-oh, Cat Noir is out on the attack, going after a group of three. But the quick thinking of the group manages to pull out a remote and zaps him with it, stunning him in place.
* Giant Golden Eel learns to fly by flapping his arms. Which is particularly impressive since he doesn't even have arms.
* After killing four people earlier, Waddle Dee suddenly finds himself in a strange place. And then he sees all these strange creatures that represent the negative side of Le Chiffre. And considering, La Chiffre is an evil banker, you better believe he has a lot of them. They quickly devour Waddle Dee.
* Nightmare Moon happens to be in the Land of the Dead, where she gets eaten by a monster, which causes a huge explosion that envelopes the Arena. However, she's still alive. And she's back in the Arena like nothing had ever happened.
* Frank isn't too happy with Melissa after looking over his phone and for revenge, he challenges her to a giant cotton swab fight above the tall tower. In the end, it was the evil cop who proved victorious as he knocks her off the tower, sending her falling over 100 ft to her death.
* Daybreaker catches Aya chowing down on the sugar there. Aya tries to lie about it, but she cannot easily fool the pony.
* Like having a nice selfie situation, a few of the tributes have a nice tea party to socialize and to keep their mind off the stress the games bring.
* No-Feet and Yukiko decide to team up to search around the Arena for food and supplies.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Ladybug, Autumn, Adeleine, Life's Avatar, Waddle Dee, Melissa

[Guma]

The Eel can't comprehend that Molly McGee isn't lore-based, unlike other recent Disney cartoons.

[PowerStroke6001]

Evil royal pones throwing an equally evil royal party for Queen. ;)

[Whistle]

Well, I'm out.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

BATTLE MUSIC: Mega Man: Ice Man

Night 2
* The catgirl Etrata has went to the Wario School of PINGAS shoulderbashing. She decides to test her newly found skill on Kim.
* Poor Warrior, doesn't know the difference between a dead body and a rock star who just OD'd in his pool. And being a ship who spends his life in the water, you'd think he'd learn the difference eventually.
* Sarina is not very flattered that Cipher confused her with Susie.
* While Trevelyan is out fishing with his bare hands, Faris decides to have some with him, by dressing as a whale and scaring off the Bond villain.
* Prince John even gets in on the whale action too! Putting on a costume while Megumi Ogata is out swimming and gives her one hell of a scare.
* Yukiko ends up in a fight with the Nightmare Moon and manages to win by cutting off one of her hooved arms. But it doesn't phase the evil pony any.
* After having his crush get turned into Ladybug Nuggets, Cat Noir manages to find a guy he would marry. But Libby doesn't like his new spouse and bluntly voices her opinion about him.
* Bryce Papenbrook, Daybreak, No-Feet and Carmello Bianchi get into a huge fight which results in all parties being killed. However, here comes Death's Avatar to revive them all, perhaps for nefarious purposes. Will they be the new villains in Murder in the Mountains 2?
* Ariel finds Harry eating sugar. Which was perhaps why Harry turned down Bryce Papenbrook's offer for beef broth. He wanted that sweet, sweet sugar.
* Giant Golden Eel decides to fortify his camp and makes a huge wall around it so no one can get in.
* Aya suspects Evil Mario of wrongdoing after watching him rant over his frustrations.
* Frank ensures Luka "Evil will end one day." Kind of hypocritical considering he led undercover cops to kill off a Mafia family just because they wouldn't give him bribe money.
* Le Chiffre snacks of a nice fungus that happens to be shaped like an egg.

Day 3
* Yosuke doesn't like the sight of dem bones.
* Le Chiffre brings out his inner Naked Snake and camouflages himself in the bushes. He doesn't need a cardboard box.
* Evil Mario can't tell what a joke is apparently and actually wonders if Cipher owns the cube. And considering how fearful Cipher is, it's really hard to tell.
* That really doesn't sound that pleasant at all. Getting a wedgie from a ship. Probably manage to grasp the underwear by the hull.
* Queen and Aya face each other in the past, where they find the child version of the former. The battle gets bad, and Queen no longer exists. Aya returns safe and sound however.
* Daybreaker gives Etrata some fried fish, something I'm sure the catgirl appreciates.
* Being a charismatic mob leader, Carmello manages to give a few of the tributes some nice motivation to keep their spirits up so they can survive.
* Alec Trevelyan getting all kinds of chocolate gifts from people just as Prince John appears and puts them all to shame with a Trevelyan Statue-of-Liberty-style chocolate statue. Alec really admires the beauty of his chocolate self.
* No-Feet bites the hell out of Harry all over his body, resulting in his death, but not before No-Feet tells the kids not to do the stuff at home. What a true role model.
* Kim sends a letter to a company and then poison gets mixed into the pressed wax seal, which would then go to an unsuspecting Giant Golden Eel, who would fall ill to the poison and die.
* When Frank said "Evil will end one day," he was unaware it was his own brand of evil that would end as he falls into a pit below.
* After enjoying his beef broth, Bryce Papenbrook digs into his fresh food supply and chows down on a nice jar of blackstrap molasses.
* Yukiko molding herself a nice little wooden spear. Will she kill someone with it?

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Queen, Harry, Giant Golden Eel, Frank

[Whistle]

Wow, there's been quite a massacre.

[Guma]

It's just like Warrior to not know what drugs are. Why, tugs probably see dead bodies regularly.

It's absolutely not like Libby to be homophobic.

[EeveeGirlChey]

Prince John up there being a schmoozer 🤣

[Zanreo]

Welp, I'm out

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

BATTLE MUSIC

Night 3
* Yukiko pulling the classic trick of "Look up the sky" and pointing to fool Megumi Ogata so she can make an escape.
* Sarina proving to be genre savvy while she and Cipher share a nice dance before the latter becomes a man overboard.
* Whatever it was Daybreaker told Luka, it sure did make him afraid of himself.
* Catgirl Etrata and her group decide to step aside and let the others fight and kill a monster. And as she gets back to her group, Etrata briefly shows off another form: being that of a former M16 agent turned bad guy who was also a part of the monster killing group.
* Libby ready to go for a kill as she turns Nightmare Moon into an insect and looks to squish her. But she manages to escape and turn back into her pony self.
* Aya, Faris and No-Feet stumble up an ice cube that has an animal inside. They thaw it out and the raccoon becomes friends with them all. Even becoming clingy with them.
* Death's Avatar and Prince John become such good friends, they even come up with their own chant, which they perform in front of Cat Noir.
* Yosuke eats a cake that by all means should have been burned up into crumby ash seeing how it's been in the oven for that long.
* Even being an evil version of a iconic video game character can be tiresome as Evil Mario passes out, his body beyond tired.
* Kim finds some jewelry and inside it, he sees a creature that gives him super powers. Look out, world! Here comes Superkim!
* Bryce Papenbrook can't help but think of his home back in California with his family. He can't help but wonder: will he make it back?

Day 4
* Both Le Chiffre and Little John both get mad at at Bryce Papenbrook and Aya after they don't get mad at their jokes, saying how basic they are. To which Papenbrook and Aya use the exact same comeback at those who lashed at them.
* Daybreaker hopes to leave Luka for dead by nailing him shut in a coffin. But Luka channels his inner Bride and makes his escape.
* Perhaps feeling inspired by Death's Avatar and Little John's friendship, Cat Noir forms a friendship with Catgirl Etrata and make their own chant, which they do in front of Libby.
* Kim not even giving Yosuke the satisfaction of having his picture taken as he covers up the lens.
* Evil Mario does a musical number about the joys of money, to which Carmello gives the evil plumber a very puzzled look.
* Probably still not too happy after he fell overboard earlier during their dancing, Sarina vents her frustrations on Cipher by tripping him.
* No-Feet attempts a kill on Nightmare Moon by getting a golf club and ready to make a hole-in-one in her skull. But he misses the swing and the pony survives another attempt on her life.
* Trevelyan showing off how much of a renaissance man he is by teaching Megumi Ogata and Ariel how to paint self-portraits. Being prominent in anime, it only makes sense that Ogata makes a manga version of herself. Trevelyan seems quite surprised by this. Ariel however expected more from the voice actress and feels let down.
* As Warrior floats along. he sees a toy that kind of looks like him, except more uglier and has the name "Boat Trooper". He tosses away the knock-off in disgust.
* Yukiko has her spear, ready to go on the attack. But there's Death's Avatar with a hatchet, who ends up chopping the spear-holder into pieces.
* Shortly after the funeral of Yukiko, there was Faris at her tomb. She looks down onto it and breaks down crying.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Yukiko

[Guma]

Oh God, Warrior's discovered Salty's Lighthouse! (Look it up.)

Meanwhile Libby continues to be sick of Adrien's shit.