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[KungFuCutbug]

"nah, ya don't owe me anything. it's the least I could do after all the shit that's happened today. don't wanna add dying to the mix. ...for you, anyway. I've died twice already."

[TalesofUnder]

>Also, make some tea for Pizzabug

[PointMaid]

Yeah... that poisoning scare earlier...

Snakeweed shudders. Then downs most of her beer in one gulp.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Also, make some tea for Pizzabug

You give her a cup and realized.... you forgot to put in a tea bag. You just give her some hot water.

[KungFuCutbug]

[...Pizzabug breaks down snickering at Soseki's mishap. Hey, at least she's not mad at him for it!]

[TalesofUnder]

M-my apologies, Kato-san! I shall brew a new cup!

>Make another cup of tea

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Make another cup of tea (Soseki)

There you go! Now you made her a nice cup of tea!

[TalesofUnder]

(Soseki serves it elegantly to Cutbug.)

[KungFuCutbug]

[Ah, THERE we go! Pizzabug swaps into a cosplay of Professor Layton for the look, then graciously accepts the tea.] "heh, thanks. always been a tea person... maybe it's just because I'm from the American South or something." [Sip.]

[PointMaid]

Huh? We have lots of tea in the Shire, too. Served with breakfast, elevensies, second breakfast...

That does look good, though.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Carmello observes Soseki making Cutbug tea and enjoys the aromas of it.

Yeah, and it smells nice too. Starting to feel a little more calm after everything that happened today. If we all make it out alive, I'd like you to show me some of your tea secrets.

[Tophat_E]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and anyway you can break into the airport unnoticed.
Well, easy enough. Sho grabs some shit he could - a baton, a stun gun, a silenced pistol, an assault rifle...and he grabs a few disguises, such as one of the airport workers, a businessman, etc, along with fake passports and fake boarding passes. He also takes c4, and a large backpack, and two briefcases. Funny fake precheck, so he skips customs too. 

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Sho, disguised as a businessman, starts by taking public transport, with his bag and shit on already to make him seem like he's busy. when he arrives, he sits down at another gate. He..casually places a small tiny bit of c4 - almost unnoticeable - at two spots at two separate gates. Then, he stands up, leaving behind a fake suitcase. Then, in the bathroom, he changes and detonates it. Then, he takes his real backpack and real briefcase and casually boards the plane, with a rush, even. If someone stops him, he can fight back easily and knock em out. If push comes to shove he fights back.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

Here's the fun part. Take out guns. FIRE. FIRE. FIRE. Stab, stun, bash, silenced pistol, AR. Blam Blam Blam.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

He places as many as he possibly could in his big backpack, and his briefcase. He makes sure they could close, though. He also changes into a businessman again. Then he takes them, and before he leaves, he scopes out the door. Any guard? If there's a guard, stopping him from getting out, it's either shoot or detonate c4 two before he's spotted, prompting them to move the hell away. Among the confusion, Sho slips out, sprinting and running for his liiifeee! Like the other travelers. 

5. Take them back to the mansion.

Sho makes it out through the exit, getting in some poor Taxi driver's car and telling him to drive off! In a HURRY! After he does so, he eventually tells him to stop - pays the man, and walks into a building. Only to walk out, load his shit in his own getaway car, and drives off.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and anyway you can break into the airport unnoticed.
Well, easy enough. Sho grabs some shit he could - a baton, a stun gun, a silenced pistol, an assault rifle...and he grabs a few disguises, such as one of the airport workers, a businessman, etc, along with fake passports and fake boarding passes. He also takes c4, and a large backpack, and two briefcases. Funny fake precheck, so he skips customs too. 

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Sho, disguised as a businessman, starts by taking public transport, with his bag and shit on already to make him seem like he's busy. when he arrives, he sits down at another gate. He..casually places a small tiny bit of c4 - almost unnoticeable - at two spots at two separate gates. Then, he stands up, leaving behind a fake suitcase. Then, in the bathroom, he changes and detonates it. Then, he takes his real backpack and real briefcase and casually boards the plane, with a rush, even. If someone stops him, he can fight back easily and knock em out. If push comes to shove he fights back.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

Here's the fun part. Take out guns. FIRE. FIRE. FIRE. Stab, stun, bash, silenced pistol, AR. Blam Blam Blam.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

He places as many as he possibly could in his big backpack, and his briefcase. He makes sure they could close, though. He also changes into a businessman again. Then he takes them, and before he leaves, he scopes out the door. Any guard? If there's a guard, stopping him from getting out, it's either shoot or detonate c4 two before he's spotted, prompting them to move the hell away. Among the confusion, Sho slips out, sprinting and running for his liiifeee! Like the other travelers. 

5. Take them back to the mansion.

Sho makes it out through the exit, getting in some poor Taxi driver's car and telling him to drive off! In a HURRY! After he does so, he eventually tells him to stop - pays the man, and walks into a building. Only to walk out, load his shit in his own getaway car, and drives off.

Sho has rolled a 2, 9, 10, 3 and 7 for a total of 31 points.

1.      Not a very good start for you. All you can find is a businessman's suit and a baton. You just take the limited resources you found and head out with your backpack.

2.      Now things start to look up to you from here. You arrive to the airport with your bag. And not having any explosives on you, you do happen to notice the guard confiscated some C4. You come by and snatch it for yourself without notice. You plant it at the two gates, while leaving your fake suitcase. You detonate it in the bathroom. And it works so well. Everyone in the airport lose their shit and quickly run out of there, fearing there's a terrorist attack happening. With no one in the way, you head through no problem.

3.      And you have your baton ready and start fighting your way through the guards, even trading up for an AR and starting fighting your way through until all of them are dead. You think you won, but then you hear a noise. It's a strange noise that sounds like a mix of mooing and ululating. And then you turn around and see…. The Syrian Cow Terrorists. That C-4 you found? That was confiscated from them. You end up getting into another gunfight, fighting these terrorists as they want the weapons for milk-related reasons. Maybe they want to demand the government for free milk. Who knows. But you win the battle in the end, but you're now exhausted from all the fighting.

4.      You can't stuff that much in your backpack, but you do get a little bit in there. But it's at this point, the authorities are closing in on you. All the fighting and bombing has gotten their attention. You do fight some before making your escape.

5.      You do find a taxi and make your escape before being dropped off in your own getaway car, which you drive back to the mansion. You give Carmello the few weapons you can find and now have PTSD whenever you hear mooing.

[MadeOfMilk]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

First off, Escargoon's gotta gather the snult (snail cult). Backup's important in this situation, after all. All the snultists get weapons that they can conceal under their clothes. He also makes his snultists dress up like bodyguards to make it seem like they're snescorting famed actor Johnny B. Goomy. Oh yeah and Escargoon just puts on those fucking glasses with the fake nose and 'stache, maybe staff'll be stupid enough to fall for it.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Escargoon surrounds himself with his "bodyguards" as they "escort" "Johnny B. Goomy" to the plane.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

The snultists can do that for him. If any guards make it past them, then Escargoon's got an invention he whipped up that can zap them into unconsciousness.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

Put them in the plane, duh! Right in the luggage compartments! It's only logical!

5. Take them back to the mansion.

Might as well put his old pilot license to good use and just.... fly it back to the mansion. Of course, other henchmen are in the pit with him to serve as co-pilot and flight engineer.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

First off, Escargoon's gotta gather the snult (snail cult). Backup's important in this situation, after all. All the snultists get weapons that they can conceal under their clothes. He also makes his snultists dress up like bodyguards to make it seem like they're snescorting famed actor Johnny B. Goomy. Oh yeah and Escargoon just puts on those fucking glasses with the fake nose and 'stache, maybe staff'll be stupid enough to fall for it.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Escargoon surrounds himself with his "bodyguards" as they "escort" "Johnny B. Goomy" to the plane.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

The snultists can do that for him. If any guards make it past them, then Escargoon's got an invention he whipped up that can zap them into unconsciousness.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

Put them in the plane, duh! Right in the luggage compartments! It's only logical!

5. Take them back to the mansion.

Might as well put his old pilot license to good use and just.... fly it back to the mansion. Of course, other henchmen are in the  pit with him to serve as co-pilot and flight engineer.

Escargoon has rolled a 4, 2, 6, 5 and 2 for a total of 19 points.

1.      You were only able to get some of your fellow Escargoonists to join you. The others are still trying to snecruit more snembers into your snurch. They do get a few snandguns to conceal. And you wear a not-so-convincing fake nose and mustache. Well, let's see how it works.

2.      Unfortunately for you, as you and the “bodyguards” head up and introduce yourself as “Johnny B. Goomy”, the real Johnny B. Goomy shows up, quickly exposing you all as frauds. They call security and escort you all off the airport premises.

3.      But you all find a hole in a fence and make your way to the runway where your snultists get into a gun fight with the guards. A couple of them get killed, but you use your invention to knock the guards unconscious, so you can clear out the plane.

4.      You can only stuff so many weapons in the luggage compartments. They can't handle them all. But you do have a decent amount ready for you all to go.

5.      And as you get ready to fly, you realize it won't start. You look and find out the problem. It's out of fuel. And the FBI come by and surround you all and arrest you. But thankfully, some of your loyal snultists hear about your arrest and rescue you before being taken to snison and you're back at the mansion, your mission not very successful.

[MadeOfMilk]

An eyebrow falls off of Escargoon's disguise.

To say that could've gone better is an understatement!

[Subparman]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

>So here's the thing. Why go through the trouble of masquerading as a child when, uh, you kind of are one in the first place? Besides a Hawaiian shirt or two and some fake luggage for effect, Gin's not going to bring anything on the “disguise” front.

As for weapons... hmm, just any old electro shock devices should do, and they're easy enough to make as IEDs, along with a drone to deploy them from. Maybe smoke bombs too if you're lucky.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

>Seeing as those more... direct infiltrations ended a bit disastrously, Gin takes a different approach this time— total stealth. That being “buy a plane ticket and get into the airport like a normal human being” (which is where that Hawaiian shirt comes in. 100% believable, trust me).

>If all else fails, I guess he can get under the nearest cardboard box and painstakingly shuffle his way inside when no one's looking? ... and if he's caught feed the guards some story about being a Metal Gear cosplayer who got lost on vacation? Look, he made a go-kart out of thermite, he didn't really think this far ahead.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

>And here's where the magic happens: Gin whips out the quadcopter and packs that bitch full of shock explosives. He controls it to plant them all over the plane before it takes off, then at the right moment, pulls the release— if it goes off correctly, that should have every single person onboard paralysed (and if he got some smoke bombs, deploying those right after should take care of any odd ones out). Then it's simple as a matter of strolling right up and grabbing those weapon crates ripe for the picking, and he'll be out before anyone knows what's happened.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

>Easy enough. You brought luggage didn't you? Should suffice to hold them for safekeeping for the time being.

5. Take them back to the mansion.

>Uhhh.... Does he still have that thermite cart? Nah? Well in this scenario the quickest getaway is probably to straight up hijack something. It's an airport, so... Helicopters would be his first choice, but he'll go with jets or even those tiny little seaplanes if he has to, since his style of heist means that pursuit isn't as pressing of an issue if he makes it quick enough.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

>So here's the thing. Why go through the trouble of masquerading as a child when, uh, you kind of are one in the first place? Besides a Hawaiian shirt or two and some fake luggage for effect, Gin's not going to bring anything on the “disguise” front.

As for weapons... hmm, just any old electro shock devices should do, and they're easy enough to make as IEDs, along with a drone to deploy them from. Maybe smoke bombs too if you're lucky.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

>Seeing as those more... direct infiltrations ended a bit disastrously, Gin takes a different approach this time— total stealth. That being “buy a plane ticket and get into the airport like a normal human being” (which is where that Hawaiian shirt comes in. 100% believable, trust me).

>If all else fails, I guess he can get under the nearest cardboard box and painstakingly shuffle his way inside when no one's looking? ... and if he's caught feed the guards some story about being a Metal Gear cosplayer who got lost on vacation? Look, he made a go-kart out of thermite, he didn't really think this far ahead.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

>And here's where the magic happens: Gin whips out the quadcopter and packs that bitch full of shock explosives. He controls it to plant them all over the plane before it takes off, then at the right moment, pulls the release— if it goes off correctly, that should have every single person onboard paralysed (and if he got some smoke bombs, deploying those right after should take care of any odd ones out). Then it's simple as a matter of strolling right up and grabbing those weapon crates ripe for the picking, and he'll be out before anyone knows what's happened.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

>Easy enough. You brought luggage didn't you? Should suffice to hold them for safekeeping for the time being.

5. Take them back to the mansion.

>Uhhh.... Does he still have that thermite cart? Nah? Well in this scenario the quickest getaway is probably to straight up hijack something. It's an airport, so... Helicopters would be his first choice, but he'll go with jets or even those tiny little seaplanes if he has to, since his style of heist means that pursuit isn't as pressing of an issue if he makes it quick enough.

Gin has rolled a 4, 3, 3, 10 and 7 for a total of 27 points.

1.      You do find some cheap and tacky Hawaiian shirt that's a bit too big for you, but you wear it anyway and you do find some taser. You find some drone, but it looks like it's about to break down any minute now. Hope for the best.

2.      The clerk refuses to sell you a ticket, being skeptical of selling one to a minor. You're just too young around here. But you do find a cardboard box you sneak around in. But the guards spot you and chases after you. You decide to make a run for it before they get you.

3.      You try to control the quad copter full of shock explosives, but you just can't make it release the shock explosives and you lose control of it and you make it fly away until it disappears to God knows where. That endeavor being unsuccessful, now you still have a full herd of guards vs. you.

4.      You stuff all the weapons into your luggage and are ready to go. But all that you have has gotten the attention of customs, who check it out and call security on you. You got the full load. Now you need to find your way to escape before it's too late.

5.      No thermite cart. It was destroyed in the jewelry store robbery and you were in the ICU, remember? But other than that, this goes well for you as you find yourself a helicopter to control and hook the luggage full of weapons and fly out of the airport into Carmello's mansion with no problems whatsoever.

[artsyGeek]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
. .well, he probably won't be arming himself much - If only to evade suspicion. Maybe he'd bring a lighter, but that's about it. He'd definitely disguise himself though. He'd try and search for a much more casual attire than the one he currently has.
2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
Be a normal dude for once. Ride a public transport, buy a ticket, etcetera.
3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
Remember that lighter? Well. Light that bad bitch up, yeet it at a flammable item nearby, double yeet said flammable item at the plane's direction, and let that bad boy bURNNN!
4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
Probably not exactly optimal to collect too many weapons, so Clef would just grab a gun or two and move on.
5. Take them back to the mansion.
. .as per usual, he runs as fast as he can. It's much more tiring, but at least you don't need to explain much to anyone, right? . .right?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
. .well, he probably won't be arming himself much - If only to evade suspicion. Maybe he'd bring a lighter, but that's about it. He'd definitely disguise himself though. He'd try and search for a much more casual attire than the one he currently has.
2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
Be a normal dude for once. Ride a public transport, buy a ticket, etcetera.
3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
Remember that lighter? Well. Light that bad bitch up, yeet it at a flammable item nearby, double yeet said flammable item at the plane's direction, and let that bad boy bURNNN!
4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
Probably not exactly optimal to collect too many weapons, so Clef would just grab a gun or two and move on.
5. Take them back to the mansion.
. .as per usual, he runs as fast as he can. It's much more tiring, but at least you don't need to explain much to anyone, right? . .right?

Alto has rolled an 8, 9, 8, 6 and 4 for a total of 35 points.

1.      You do find yourself a nice, old lighter for all your burning needs. If you're going to set fires, you can set them in style. And your search for the casual attire leads you to wearing a nice-looking t-shirt, jeans and sneakers. Looking all relaxed and cool in your clothes, you set out to the airport.

2.      And this is your lucky day. You take a bus, and since they don't have any tickets, and plus no one else is aboard but the driver, you get a free ride and the entire bus to yourself. And the traffic is really light, so you get to the airport real quick and make your way to the runaway, no hassle whatsoever.

3.      You find a nice tin of gasoline, which you light on fire, and toss it at the plane. It blows up, killing all the guards inside and outside. Congratulations, you just pulled a Die Hard 2.

4.      And you do grab a couple bazookas before setting off.

5.      And a man can only do so much running. You have to sit down on a bench for a good several minutes to rest. It takes a bit to get your energy back up. But you set off running again and head back to the mansion with your bazookas.

[Magolor]

Aw come on, Joe, you didn't come over to help out the nice ladies get their drinks! What kind 'a man are ya? Aw well, might as well make something for himself.

...none of these drinks look familiar, but he makes SOMETHING at least.

>I'll letcha roll the tastiness of the drink :3

[Kennifer]

As long as it isn't, y'know, toxic like her previous drink choice, and probably contains some kind of booze, Kim is up for trying some. This better not have drain cleaner.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Piz's just gonna stick with their tea for now, thank you.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>I'll letcha roll the tastiness of the drink :3 (Joe)

It's pretty good.

[Kennifer]

"Hey, thanks for this! I must be getting tired and having trouble making out labels today." Kim laughs nervously and enjoys the drink.