Escape From Zombie Park Island 2

[LavenderDream]

As the land rovers quickly approach and pass by, Lars just about nearly avoids getting run over by A's recklessness.
"Watch it! You could've hurt someone!"
Lars proceeds to get onto the rover.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis doesn't seem to notice Lars jump on, as his form becomes less solid and he begins to struggle steering the car.

He doesn't seem to be very aware of what's going on in general, honestly, as he window-wipers a shooter off the windshield.

[LavenderDream]

"Move it A! It's obvious you can't drive to save our lives!"
Lars pushes A out of the driver's seat and actually does a decent job at driving. 
Until the stimulants kick in of course. Now Lars is unconscious in the driver's seat.

[Cassie]

The erratic rover movements end up making one of the Clonelands' cocaine drops accidentally get ingested by Bob.

Ohhh shit.

"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TORTILLAAAAAAAA!!!" He grabs an uneaten banana and tries to struggle out of the rover.

"BOB HOLY SHIT NO!" Stuart restrains him.

"LET ME AT IT, STUART! LET ME AT-"

"BOB! Don't take any of the goddamn drugs, dammit!" Stuart facepalms.

[KungFuCutbug]

"WAITNODON'TGOTHATWAYTHAT'STHEWRONGWAYNOTTHERIGHT—!!!!"

[...Well, forget the "Alpotophis's land rover notwithstanding" part. X's rhino just rammed right into it at a 90-degree angle. X is now frantically trying to steer the rhino towards the escape path.] "THISWAYTHISWAYTHISWAYTHISWAY!!!! C'MONYOUGUYSWEGOTTAGETONTHEMOVEBEFOREVICTORIASENDSINREINFORCEMENTS!!!!"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis jumps out of the wreck X's rhino left on the car. He doesn't seem to notice the chaos, although a  trail of glowing gold fluid is flowing on his head, probably his equivalent of blood. He grabs Lars and begins running after X and the rhino. Let'sGo!!!!!!!!!

[Cassie]

SLAM!!!

Some of the stimulants and cocaine drops fly all over the rover, but thankfully Stuart kept his mouth shut.

"Aaaagh, Bob, are you-"

Uh oh. There's a rhino stimulant in Bob's mouth.

Aaaand it's ingested.

"OHHHHH FUCK!"

Stuart quickly grabs the banana and Bob, and follows the rest to the escape route.

"AaAaAaAaAaA StUaRt sToP eAtInG My JaM!!" Bob babbles incoherently.

"Goddammit we're gonna need to find a medic for you!'

[KungFuCutbug]

[X is surprisingly well-able to herd the rest of the rhinos into the escape path using his hyped-up mount. His chest is feeling a little weird and he's starting to struggle to breathe a little, but he's keeping it together for now.]

[Oggy123]

"Eek!"

Ribbon and Kirby watch the ensuing chaos from the air.

"Some wild things going on down there, poyo!"

[Zanreo]

Then, Ram and Rom both ride in on rhinos, shooting ice spells towards any remaining shooters and seeming to mostly enjoy the chaos.

"Whooo! Let's goooo! And take this!"

"Now... uh, get away from this island!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Blaine watches everything unfolding, everyone getting off of rhino stimulants and cocaine. He shakes his head at the insanity of it all.

This is like one of those ragers we have back Down Under, he says, before cracking a chuckle over all the craziness.

[Oggy123]

Kirby and Ribbon head down the escape path, as well.

[PointMaid]

Victoria and her army of lawyers are approaching now, in jeeps. They clearly have some hunting rifles with them.

   

Ugh... of course you'd have your employees and your animals doing your fighting, Frankie!

She seems oblivious to the fact that she's not alone either.

Well?, she says to her little army. Charge the brutes!

...The rhinos, instead, begin charging towards Victoria's band. The ones that haven't already gone down the escape route, at least. Victoria is somewhat beseiged and must stop her advance.

[Cassie]

"V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-"

"Bob, don't! You have drugs-"

"VICTORIAAAAAA-"

Stuart knocks Bob out in the head before the latter pulls any bullshit, unfortunately leaving one banana splattered on the ground.

"...Nyeeeergh- no."

[Oggy123]

"So you're Victoria!" said Kirby, glaring at her.

[PointMaid]

She laughs.

I am. ...Frankie's been badmouthing me, has she? Typical. Never takes responsibility for her own mistakes. If she can't pay me back, that's her issue.

[PointMaid]

You told me I'd be able to negotiate for more time, but the first instant I have an issue and you think you won't be able to get as much money out of me as you expected...

Little speed bump like a zombie plague YOU created, cousin! You preach responsibility to the world and the earth and then... Seriously. Grow up!

As if that's what you cared about! And don't think I've forgotten that you KIDNAPPED me to get me to sign papers!

...The cousins are seriously about to come to blows.

[KungFuCutbug]

"FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT—!!!!" [X is just shrieking "FIGHT" over and over again towards Frankie and Victoria. Erm, yeesh.]

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis, still drugged up, tries to subdue X in an attempt to get him not to make the situation more tense. And by "subdue", I mean "Alpotophis flies at X at full speed, covering his mouth, and knocking the two over."

[KungFuCutbug]

[...Alpotophis.

Alpotophis, there was a reason X was on that rhino.

Now it's recklessly charging around the entire area and X is unconscious. That was... the worst possible time to come down from the stimulants.]

[SmilyCube112]

Charles just got back from taking a huge dump in the nearby toilet to see all this chaos. He sighs, and just goes aside to get something to eat.

[PointMaid]

...Frankie sees this, stops trash-talking her cousin, tries to distract the rhino with some succulent leaves to eat, and checks on X...

[KungFuCutbug]

[...

...X still has a pulse, thank god. But holy shit, his heart should not be beating that fast.]

[MadameButterflyKnife]

HeAlright..., Alpotophis mutters, as he immediately passes out as well.

[LavenderDream]

It looks like Lars is conscious again, but still hasn't come down from the simulants yet. 

"TAKE THIS JERK!"

Not thinking rationally, Lars charges into one of the nearby shooters and delivers a swift kick to the head. Before getting their left arm blown off by another shooter for their stupidity.

"WHAT THE! MY ARM!"