The Turned Tables

[PointMaid]

Um... hello?

Frankie also decides to go to the billiard room to > get herself a cocktail.

[Cassie]

After some rest, they go to the bar and uh...okay what the fuck they > find some booze and take a taste.

Not sure what they're thinking about when doing this.

[Dookie]

>Drink as much as she can (MP)

And another one gets drunk!

> get herself a cocktail (Frankie)

Tastes pretty good.

> find some booze and take a taste (Libre)

Ew!

Kitty spit dat out.

[Cassie]

"Bhlyat!"

[PointMaid]

Frankie sips the cocktail -- mmm! -- adding a little of her proprietary serum. This wouldn't be a good time to forget to take her medicine, would it?

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Eye'm... (Hic) so swooshed... Right now...

DeeDee, completely drunk, proceeds to use her scythe... Like a pickaxe...

...We're mining... For diamonds....

...DeeDee, what are you even doing, right now?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria looks around, making sure no one sober is looking, and...

>grabs some vodka and chugs

[Cassie]

"Byah, nyot for mye..."

Glasya goes back to the kitchen, and reluctantly >noms on the sausages lying around that they collected

[PointMaid]

Frankie steps away from the range of DeeDee's scythe. She doesn't want to get in the way accidentally.

[Dookie]

>grabs some vodka and chugs (Knife)

Maria chug jugs the vodka.

>noms on the sausages lying around that they collected (Libre)

Kitty full

[Cassie]

AH COME ON I WAS EXPECTING A FAILURE

Glasya curls up into a loaf shape and sleeps by the counter.

[Kennifer]

Helena watched Jenkins leave the room with curiosity. Eh, she'd worry about that later.

For now, she'll have another drink.

Please be careful with that, unless you want somebody to get hurt? She says to DeeDee.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Others in the house can hear a loud WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!, followed by a couple of crashing sounds, as Maria stumbles into the hallway.

[PointMaid]

Agreed. Be careful with that. Cheers, Helena? You're sounding like you feel much better. She holds up her cocktail in a 'cheers' gesture before taking a sip.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... Something something durability...

DeeDee puts away her scythe... And then proceeds to try to punch the furniture.

...DEEDEE STOP.

[SmilyCube112]

The tablet addict turns off his tablet and decides to go get himself some coffee after noticing refreshments are being obtained. He makes himself a whole pot of coffee and CHUGS THE ENTIRE LOT.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria stumbles to the guy with a tablet. WOAHHHH!!!! NEW HOST DUDE!!! IS THAT COFFEE?! CAN I HAVE SOME? WAIT, WERE YOU HERE BEFORE AND I JUST FORGOT??

[SmilyCube112]

Coffee guy just turns to Maria and says "No. I just got here to see everyone chugging stuff, so I got myself coffee, foghorn."

[Kennifer]

Yes, I do feel much better, thank you. I must apologize for how stupid I am when I'm sober. As I said, it's a rare condition.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

What?!! Oh, I'm not Foghorn!! I'm Maria!! Last I checked, Foghorn's over there!! She points in the direction Shoehorn went.

[SmilyCube112]

"Wait, wah? Aren't you a host of some kind?"

[Caret]

[host2 is meanwhile playing a game of 9-ball, having finished a session of drinking earlier.]

[PointMaid]

Frankie takes in what Helena says about being drunk. That tracks, very interesting. Don't worry, I don't discriminate against someone for having a medical condition. Is it genetic?

[wingedcatgirl]

V is now singing some song... she's completely off-key and the song is unrecognizable. Something about death judgement and those who walked?

[Kennifer]

As far as I know it's not genetic.