[Fin] The Murder-Free Hotel

[Cassie]

"It's fine, Junko, it's fine."

...What? Moona watched BiA 3!

"I was executed too. For killing 3 people."

[Kennifer]

"...welcome to the 'got executed' club, it sucks."

Amanda still looks very uncomfortable.

"...I don't think I'll be watching that show any more. Too many... bad memories."

...yes, she meant "Junko being executed" and also especially "omfg Hercules was on"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Oh. I see... Wait... You too!

Junko is actually relieved in having execution buddies....

Oh. I see! I know everything now! I'll make sure those meanies never get to you... Teehee!

[Kennifer]

"Yep. I killed a guy, got caught... despite the fact most of the evidence was circumstantial, mind you, then was slammed up and down in an elevator and into the circuit board. Hence the hair..."

Amanda shrugs.

"I... was in way over my head, getting into a gang and all."

[Cassie]

"The host of the game I was in said I can get out if I didn't get caught for 2 days after I killed. Of course, I got carried away with the killing..."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

I just wanted to have revenge on that stupid cult...

Junko begins to cry again.

Hm? Cult? What happened?

[Kennifer]

Amanda just... twitches at the mention of the cult.

She twitches a LOT.

[Cassie]

"Cult?"

Meanwhile, someone else is chilling on a heap of trash.

"Man, this place is damn interesting."

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi sits down next to Junko.

"..."

She looks like she can't decide whether she wants to say something...?

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Wait, hold on. How are you here...

Junko points to the TV.

And there... At the same time?!


Yeah... I do wonder... You know... Because Paradox or something.

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi shrugs. "I... try not to think about it too hard. I do know there's other 'me's running around in the multiverse. The details are, perhaps, unnecessary for me to know."

[Kennifer]

"Why am I still watching this show?" Amanda muses to herself. She's kind of absent-mindedly touching one of the red bits in her hair, and has been since the cult talk.

[Cassie]

A fairy of trash shows up where Amanda, Junko, Vivi, and Moona are around. "Hey whatsup? What's happenin'?"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

The blue fairy suddenly rematerializes as well... Into the floor.

That was so fun!

[Cassie]

"Oh hey, Cirno the ice fairy!"

"Wait, another fairy? Woo!"

[wingedcatgirl]

"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"

"... hi there, TM Sylvi?"

I wanted to make the reference and none of my other characters are into prequel memes.

[Cassie]

"Who are you?" Both Moona and the trash fairy ask TM Sylvi.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Why are there TMs here again?

The Timeline Master of Pylons shows up!

Oh, by the way, Junko, if you're wondering how you're still alive... It's because this isn't canon. Probably. But don't worry. I probably won't enter you anymore... That is until someone decides to put in your big sister into one of these games... :)

[Kennifer]

"...what. Oh, and hi there, fairy dude."

[Cassie]

"So, uh, when are we expecting poor Scott [Kelly] to get a beatdown? He looked like a massive jerk back then."

A teen (actually a Timeline Master) suddenly shows up, making himself known with his semi-synthetic voice. He's carrying some chips.

"What the fuck!?"

[wingedcatgirl]

We're here because we feel like it, I tell the TM of Pylons. It's the only reason we do anything, after all.

As for who I am... I add, turning to Moona and the trash fairy... That's for me to know.

[Cassie]

"Huh..." the trash fairy disgruntingly says.

"Hey ice fairy, lets play!" He fires worm bullets at Cirno.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

Cirno proceeds to shoot ice bullets back.

[Cassie]

"WHA-" Moona hides behind a couch to avoid getting hit.

The trash fairy flings a trash bag at Cirno. "HAVE AT YA! HAHA!"

[Dookie]

“What the fuck is going on.”