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[Guma]

I get lukewarmstroke and collapse on the grass alone.

TNP is in a Zoom call.

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

I'm in a race, and I'm talking to someone on my telephone. Whoops, there I go flying!





I am editing a post.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The keyboard flips over and whacks you in the head, fatally cracking your skull open.

TNP is on a Ferris wheel.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Bump since user before me edited his post as well as I did mine and gave a situation

[PowerStroke6001]

The operator accidentally leans on the lever and makes the Ferris wheel spin too fast, and I get thrown out of the amusement park.

TNP is diving to the bottom of the sea.

[Superjohn 2.0]

It turns out the Megalodon didn't die off, and I'm a tasty snack.


TNP is driving at night in Michigan.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I'm driving when all of a sudden, Tim Allen appears in his rocket-powered hot rod, which crashes right into me.

TNP is playing with a hula-hoop.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

My entire torso gets cut in half after I spin the hula hoop too hard and fast... Oops.

TNP is solving a Rubik's cube.

[Cassie]

I end up breaking it entirely, two pieces of it hitting my eyeballs and killing me.

TNP is playing a harmonica.

[josh6243]

You irritate someone with your terrible playing. And they beat you to a pulp.

I travel to Point Nemo via boat to avoid death.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The very second you set foot at Point Nemo, you suffer a massive heart attack and die.

I am buying milk at a store.

[josh6243]

The milk contains something I'm deathly allergic to. Peanuts in this case.

TNP is working at a Goodwill.

[Cassie]

uh...what's a Goodwill? [death bonk]

TNP tries to locate their favorite folder that disappeared.

[Superjohn 2.0]

I find it, but it turns out to be a demon, who eats my soul.


TNP is vacationing in Singapore.

[JKBenbot]

Wait is that a Jojo Stand Battle, (Gets death bonked by DIO sent Stand user)

TNP is listening to Give it up by the format.

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

My heart is inspired by the song, and gives up beating.

TNP is donating clothes to Goodwill.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I donate all of my clothes during winter and I end up freezing to death.

TNP is drinking a bottle of water.

[Superjohn 2.0]

I choke on the water.


TNP is a rich billionaire who's doubling security after a assassination warning from the authorities.

[josh6243]

The assassin was disguised as one of my officers and kills me when my guard is down.

TNP enters the King of Fighters tournament.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I beat someone in the game who happened to be a sore loser and they kill me by slamming my face onto the control deck with the joystick piercing my eye and crushing me under the arcade machine.

TNP is playing golf.

[NebulaChimera2211]

One of my opponents doesn't understand the game and home-runs me into the distance with the golf club.

TNP has just gotten out of bed.

[josh6243]

Unfortunately, I live in Iceland during the winter season. The monsters lurking in the darkness devour me and leave no trace behind.

TNP is paid a visit by President James Dean. Bonus points given if they know about the Monument Mythos.

[noodlesnook]

i do not know about the monument mythos, which angers president james dean. he horrifically mutilates me.

TNP is playing hooverball.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

One hard ball hit from my opponent has the ball smashing my skull in.

TNP is a bounty hunter.

[NebulaChimera2211]

After being neutralised, my target activates a planet buster. I do not escape in time and the planet explodes as I'm standing on it.

TNP is in a bakery.