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The Noodle Incident
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03-19-2021, 17:41:48 PM
Look, why are the juiceboxes on fire again?
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
03-19-2021, 17:45:24 PM
Because it's the only way to get rid of the demon's, remember that distater at chicago with peanut butter men?
I can't think of anything clever.
03-19-2021, 20:33:43 PM
Don't remind me of that. They turned choosing Jif or Peter Pan into quite the sadistic choice.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
03-21-2021, 05:35:02 AM
Not as sadistic as between eating lava and sugar bombs.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
03-26-2021, 00:24:43 AM
Man for some reason during that situation I found some fair food and they let me eat it I should've know it contained lethal poison.
04-12-2021, 22:24:02 PM
Seems like you forgot that ... thing on a popsicle stick. It still haunts me every night.
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
04-12-2021, 22:39:45 PM
Not as frightening as the time a spoon nearly killed me.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-12-2021, 22:57:10 PM
Yeah, that ice cream driver was unexpectedly evil, thankfully that spiderman cosplayer stopped him.
I can't think of anything clever.
04-12-2021, 23:44:39 PM
But...he got crushed by the air fryer...
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
04-13-2021, 04:27:16 AM
I thought it was a cement mixer? I dunno, I was too busy dealing with the naked lady who claimed she was Satan and tried to set my hair on fire.
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
04-13-2021, 04:49:43 AM
Oh right, that lady. You know, she's not so bad once you get to know her... The one you SHOULD look out for is that one guy who keeps slapping everyone on the back for no reason...
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
04-14-2021, 02:42:54 AM
Weren't they in the same English class? I remember unit 2. Geez.
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
04-14-2021, 02:48:55 AM
That food fight unit 2 had left a mess we all had to clean for days. Don't get me started about the salad bar!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-14-2021, 04:53:43 AM
Ugh, yeah, how can any of us forget the salad bar after some guy somehow started a fire with a bottle of Italian dressing and some kale?
04-14-2021, 06:54:20 AM
The fuck? There was a fight? All I remember was buckets of raw mozzarella inside the paintings...
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
04-15-2021, 03:21:48 AM
You were in the basement.
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
04-18-2021, 14:28:28 PM
Yeah my ex had weird desires, remember what happened at seaworld?
I can't think of anything clever.
04-18-2021, 17:38:09 PM
Yea and let me tell you, that wasn't the first time someone got mistaken for seaweed.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-19-2021, 10:19:31 AM
Oh fuck...good thing I ate low-moisture pizzerias instead.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
04-21-2021, 20:14:36 PM
At least those didn't do ... that to my stomach. I still vomit in the rain.
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
04-22-2021, 12:49:26 PM
Not as bad as that time we had to eat literal shit and I save the world from space monkeys.
I can't think of anything clever.
08-24-2021, 04:03:53 AM
Dear god. Don't remind me. There's still memories when I take out the trash.
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
09-04-2021, 16:07:23 PM
Was it really as bad as the Volkswagen Broccoli debacle? My apartment still smells like roasted Dutch wombat...
"Xhahwbsishwjwbskqp" - words to live by
09-04-2021, 16:23:31 PM
Dutch wombats are WAY worse than the typical australian bats, man! They devour whole avocadoes in one go!
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
09-04-2021, 16:55:28 PM
Pls don't remind me of the Italian Avocado Pizza incident. Just thank God that thing never got seen by the public.
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.
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