[Fin] The Murder-Free Hotel

[wahoothis]

". . . . . Ultimate. . . . . what creator?" Ranma is probably going to regret asking this in the next five seconds.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Monika turns to Hifumi.

Sup. I'm Monika. Ultimate Literature Club President.

Meanwhile, Junko passes by the others on her way to the Arcade...

Oh hey, Hifumi... Wait, hold on...

...And Haruhi still has Lord Helix stuck to her face and is stumbling out of the Arcade.

I have a fucking octopus on my face, please get it off of me!

[artsyGeek]

"..Ultimate.. what now?" [Rebel says at approximately the same time as Ranma.]

[Meanwhile, at the kitchen, someone in police attire can be seen. A certain.. Percival King. She seems to be just trying to kill time.]

[door-kun]

Hifumi doesn't recognize Junko, so he's just confused.

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FANFICTION IS? I suppose that I must explain it to you! It is the medium of fan works for various fictional properties, where one can create true works of art, that are equal with all other mediums of art! I have several comics that I may show you, Mr. Saotome!" He turned his head towards Junko after his brief explanation of the medium of fanfiction.  .Well, Mr. Saotome would learn to appreciate it! Many people may look down upon him for his interests, but Mr. Saotome may have been one of the ones who did not!

"Pardon me, miss, but I am afraid I have not met you before. .But it is a pleasure to meet you."

He saw Percival's face and then . .grimaced. This may be problematic. .Miss King would forgive him, right? He only hoped that his grievous sins that may have laid him within the fires of hell may be forgotten and he would be shown mercy.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, I'm Gary Busey. I've done a lot of movies and TV shows. I was even trapped on an island. What about you?

[Kennifer]

"I'm Kennifer." She says as she sips her wine.

"And my name is Alexis."

[Florien]

Excellent. Don't touch my things, and we won't have to move to break limbs. Also, don't listen to Ranma or the others like him, they're all weird about things and have a weird tendency to get really pissy when people who think even slightly differently than them do anything. It's not their fault, really, I'm sure, but nonetheless, it does get grating. Anyway, as a career adventurer who was apparently selected as the representative of my class of profession for reasons I can't fathom, you are welcomed. So don't wear it out by violating the regulations I place over my stuff.

[door-kun]

"Mr. Rebel, Mr. Saotome, I will explain the medium later.. I'm afraid I haven't done anything that great, Mr. Busey, and Miss Kennifer, Miss Alexis, I am distuingished to meet you all!"

[wahoothis]

The ponytail Ranma has is now standing up like a cat's tail at the mention of Hifumi showing him it. "No thank you! I already have one person trying to make me ready girly manga. I don't need any more. . ." Ranma protested, before noticing that brown haired girl stumbling out with an octopus(?) on her face. "I'm. . .not even going to ask the story behind this one." The martial artist says just slightly done with the shenanigans that arise here, walking over to pull Lord Helix off her face.

[PointMaid]

Ah, hi as well. Ruby Ramirez. Biochemist, xenobiologist. Sometime astronaut on a scientific exchange mission with the Bintanni.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Haruhi stumbles to the lobby...

Pesky squid...

I am an Omanyte, fool!

Lord Helix proceeds to Hydro Pump Haruhi into a wall.

Meanwhile, Henry's getting out his stuff he looted from the Cornucopia...

Um... Hey. Um... Henry. Henry Stickmin. Hehe...

[door-kun]

"I. . Mister Saotome, you may not appreciate the works of fanfiction, but my works will go beloved in the future! You will see!  .Miss Ramirez, Mister Stickmin, hello." 

[Kennifer]

"Oh hey, it's a regular reunion here!" Kennifer lifts her wineglass in a toast.

[artsyGeek]

[Percy walks to the lobby, holding a cup of.. something. She looked at Hifumi before noticing him being, quite frankly, vaguely familiar.]

"..oh, greetings, newcomer."

[door-kun]

"Miss King! It's a pleasure to- meet you!"

He nearly gave away his cover! He must have rolled a 1 in Deception . . She wouldn't be that mad, right?

[PointMaid]

...Doctor Ramirez. But don't worry about it.

Ruby goes to the kitchen to dig out some wine.

[wahoothis]

Ranma just looks at Hifumi a bit hesitant. "Well. . . you do you, I suppose. Do what you love and all that-" And when Lord Helix used Hydro Pump on Haruhi, he immediately got the bright idea to throw the squid thing out of his hands, not wanting to get splashed with water.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer giggles. Yeah, she's getting drunk.

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi smiles. "Now this is more like what I'm used to."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Don't mind Ranma. He seems like a good guy, but he seems really insecure in his manhood. Like he has to try hard and prove how much of a man he really is. I mean, don't talk about being a man. Just be a man. Let your actions do the talking.

[Kennifer]

"Just blasted her at the wall like PCHOOOOO." She laughs more.

[PointMaid]

Ruby comes back with a nice bottle of, well, ruby red wine and a wine glass and pours herself a healthy portion.

[artsyGeek]

[Percival looks at Hifumi in a cautious manner.]

"..oh, greetings to you too. You look.. vaguely familiar. You even know my surname.. Have we, uh, met before?"

[Florien]

Counterpoint, DO mind Ranma, he's an idiotic ass who thinks that anyone who disagrees with him is a crazed egotist because he's incapable of considering other views of society and judging them from a neutral point, has an EXTREMELY outdated notion of gender roles, and is intensely stupid essentially in perpetuity.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer sees Ruby's wine and grins.

"Drinking buddies!"

Meanwhile, tired out from her swim and... well, everything, Alexis has gone back to her room to take another shower and get some rest.