Destroy The Godmodder^3: Cubed

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Destroy The Godmodder^3: Cubed!

Oh dear... The Godmodder has infiltrated the Trouble Cube! It's your job, all of yours, to destroy it!

This is an adaptation/port/reboot/whatever of the ever-popular Destroy the Godmodder!

The Rules!

• You may only post once per turn (One of my posts)
  
• In your post, you may do a normal attack, as well as charge up to three attacks (including other people's charged attacks) once each. (format the charges like so: (current number of charges)/(total number of required charges)).
  
• Don't expect your attacks to work. Even if they do, you're lucky if they deal 1 damage. Even so, due to what's known as the "Curse of Repetition", an attack can only affect the Godmodder once.
  
• You're not alone in this... You may summon entities to help you! However... If they're summoned hastily (I.E. in a short amount of turns), they may be turned against you!
  
• Terminology: GM: Godmodder, AM: Anti-Godmodder (All Players), PM: Pro-Godmodder (any entities summoned by or turned to the Godmodder's side)
  

Earlier Installments of Destroy The Godmodder:

• Destroy The Godmodder
  
• Destroy The Godmodder 2: Operator
  
• Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins
  
• Destroy The Godmodder: TV Tropes Edition
  
• Destroy The Godmodder TV Tropes Edition 2: Salvation
  

You are all teleported to an indistinct seemingly infinite warped mass of land floating in a dark glitchy void. The Godmodder floats in menacingly...

Greetings... I am The Godmodder... And you are all here... You must be foolish to think you can stand up to a god... I'd like to see you try, regardless... It won't be long before I have full dominion over this place... Just like the others... But... I feel like being entertained...

Suddenly, a giant health bar appears in the sky, showing the following:

The Godmodder [GM]: 100/100 HP

Face me!

[Guma]

>attack the GM

[awe921]

"ok"

Awe grabs a Beggar's Bazooka and throws in a miniature Tardis in there. He starts loading a rocket barrage like none other.

1/10

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

>"Punch his left arm. Look, destroying godmodders? Not complicated. You just turn extremity (hand, speaker's calling it) into a circle. Straightforward. Anyone's able. Do injuries."

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi Elakha shows up and starts casting Lost Focus.

1/16

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

The Godmodder deflects Guma's indistinct attack with a generic attack deflector shield generator... Thing. The Godmodder then proceeds to party Playing's punch with his own.

Hmph. Pathetic.

The Godmodder [GM]: 100/100 HP

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi casts Lost Focus again.

2/16

[GoldenCityBird]

"Hey, can I help with anything? Looks like I can, so..."

GCB arrives, and decides to help Vivi cast their Lost Focus.

Lost Focus charge:3/16

He then decides to help Awe load up his rocket launcher.

Beggar's Bazooka Charge:2/10

"Alright, let's start taking down this archenemy."

Finally, he chooses to charge up his summon of Terror of the Peaks, starting by putting a mountain into play.

Terror of the Peaks charge:1/5

[awe921]

"alright, lets go."

Awe grants another stack of Lost Focus to Vivi.

LOST FOCUS: 3/16 CHARGE

Awe then uses Time Walk to grant GCB a extra turn to set up.

TERROR OF THE PEAKS: 2/5 CHARGE

Awe then loads another rocket.

BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA: 3/10 CHARGE

[Dookie]

Dookie gets a great weapon out of his hands....bananas?

Offer Godmodders Bananas

[Guma]

If you can pull weapons out of your ass, so can I!

>try to poison the Godmodder with Cobra Strike

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Pulls out pistol

>Shoot at Godmodder at the head

[artsyGeek]

> Yeet a sack of Puffles at the Godmodder.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... Thanks?

The Godmodder takes up Dookie's offer of bananas, proceeding to then eat them. This distraction allows Guma to land Cobra Strike successfully.

Guh... Clever...

1 HP of Damage to the Godmodder!

In addition to the damage, The Godmodder has now been successfully poisoned, causing 1 more point of damage after 4 turns...

The Godmodder, now more aware, tilts his head to dodge Matthew's pistol shot. They then proceed to grab Geek's bag of Puffles.

What is this...

The Godmodder [GM]: 99/100 HP

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi belatedly remembers that she can charge multiple attacks per turn, so in addition to casting Lost Focus...

Vivi's Lost Focus: 5/16

...she uses Mana Shift on GCB to get that Terror Peak Thingy out faster...

GCB's Terror of the Peaks: 3/5

... and throws a random grenade she apparently just had lying around (?????) perfectly into Awe's Beggar's Bazooka.

Awe's Beggar's Bazooka: 4/10

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> fire flamethrower at the Godmodder

[Guma]

Nice!

>use Victimizer, which deals 6x more damage to poisoned opponents

[awe921]

"aw YEAH!!!!"

Awe then plays... himself...? to help GCB draw even more cards.

GCB'S TERROR OF THE PEAKS: 4/5 CHARGE

... then shares some extra mana for Sylvi to use to compensate for the mana lost from Mana Shift.

VIVI'S LOST FOCUS: 6/16 CHARGE

He then loads a bomb inside his Beggar's Bazooka, abandoning the theme of rockets altogether.

AWE921'S BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA: 5/10 CHARGE

[Cassie]

>Fire hook gun at GM to use Grappling Body Meteor at a later time

Grappling Body Meteor 1/4

[artsyGeek]

> Throw a backpack full of school stuff - especially heavy text books

[GoldenCityBird]

"Alright, I'll hold off on getting the dragon out for now. In the meantime..."

GCB first decides to help load up Awe's rocket launcher.

Awe's Beggar's Bazooka's Charge's Level's Numbers: 6/10

He then uses some spare mana to help Vivi cast her Lost Focus.

Vivi's Lost Focus Charge: 7/16

And finally, he decides to... you've guessed it: help charge SomeLibre's attack by... I don't know, all that matters is that it's now half-done.

SomeLibre's Grappling Body Meteor Charge: 2/4

[ArmoredFury]

"Everywhere I go... this guy keeps showing up."

Ah, well. Time to call in some old friends.

2K22 "Tunguska": 1/7


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I chuck another rocket into Awe's bazooka:

Awe's Beggar's Bazooka: 7/10

And donate a stack to Vivi's Lost Focus:

Vivi's Lost Focus: 8/16

Libre's attack should be ready next turn:

Grappling Body Meteor: 3/4

[JKBenbot]

This attack is dumb but here it goes.

I loudly shout “Ayo the pizza here!” before trying to tackle the godmodder down a staircase and into a violin.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

The Godmodder spreads snow to counteract the flames of Matthew's flamethrower, creating water vapor that obscures The Godmodder.

As for Guma's Victimizer, they counter with a Dragon Quest skill of their own:

Kaclang! (renders the user invincible but unable to act for this turn only)

Libre's grappling hook richochets off of the Godmodder's body into a nearby tree, Geek's school backpack knocks over The Godmodder like an immobile statue, and Benbot tackles the now immobile Godmodder into a staircase and violin. And then the violin breaks.

The Godmodder [GM]: 99/100 HP (3 turns until Poison procs and does damage)

[wingedcatgirl]

"It would be very embarrassing to unleash my finisher the same turn you went invincible," Vivi says in a faux-conversational tone as she casts another Lost Focus ...

Vivi's Lost Focus: 9/16

...chucks Awe another spare grenade (where the fuck did she get these?)

"Garleans."

... Oh, yeah, that'd do it.

Awe's Beggar's Bazooka: 8/10

... and contributes in some very obvious fashion to the Tunguska thingy.

ArmoredFury's 2K22 "Tunguska": 2/7

Upon rereading the rules, she also realizes she can still use an attack of her own and tosses out an Assize.

"Can you blame me? I've never been expected to triple-weave before!"