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[Fin] Murder U Too - Endgame
Alexis wrinkles up her nose, her eyes watering.

Rather than saying anything though, she just moves away.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Slightly tensing up at both the mention of water and cats, Ranma gripped his fists. "It's. . . complicated. And what about invisible-" And his face scrunched up at the scent of Ronnie's BO. "Gah! My nostrils are burning!" He's just going to step far away from Ronnie.
Do you really think I'm afraid of sharks? I'd be willing to bench-press one above my head. I'd even punch one all the way to the sun. I'M. JUST. LOOKING. AFTER. THE. ENVIRONMENT. And what do you do? Just bitch at me because you don't understand me or what I do. I bet someone like you throws those plastic rings that have cans of soda into the oceans to kill fishes, don't you. You a fish killer?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
"N... No, Ronnie. I was talking to Ranma. I, uh..."

She too steps back.

"I have no doubts that you can handle a shark or two."
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Ranma looked to the side some. "I mean, I can for sure. Even in. . ." He mumbled the last part quietly before glaring at Ronnie. "No. We're not "fish killers." Now put your arms down man. And go take an actual shower."
Hell yea, I can! He rips off his holey and dirty shirt and throws it at Ranma's head.

Look at these guns! , Ronnie poses with his arms, showing off his rather scrawny and unimpressive physique. He growls aggressively and triumphantly.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
"Watch out, Ranma, that shirt may be sweaty."

"Eargh, uh... very impressive, Ronnie!"
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Ranma ducks under, mostly instinctively. Also because he doesn't want a gross man's shirt on his face. "Hey! Watch where you're throwing that man! Are you trying to get me wet or something?!" And when he saw Ronnie's physique. . . "When was the last time you actually exercised?! Or lifted weights. Or done any form of taking care of yourself?"
Alexis looks... a strange mixture of confused, amused, and nauseated at this display.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Sure, I'll take a shower Ronnie says sarcastically, But not before I take you on a vacation. How would you like to go to Pittsburgh?! , Ronnie says the last sentence as he shoves his pits in Ranma's nose.

Ronnie laughs.

But seriously, we're trying to solve all these murders and so many problems going on in the world and you're concerned about my hygiene? My body? Whether or not I work out? I can still kick your ass two ways to one, but I got bigger things to worry about. You're just babbling on about pointless things.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
"... Oooookay, Ronnie, I think he's had enough. Back off a bit, okay?"
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Congrats Ronnie. You've activated Ranma's fight-or-flight response. Can you guess which one was that? "GET OUT OF MY FACE!" Ranma shouted, before delivering a clean right hook to either Ronnie's face or shoulder. Either way, the Monster-loving possible stoner is getting punched. After that, Ranma just collapsed on his knees, wide eyed and gagging at this. He's faced many opponents: Assassins, death traps, fiances/fiancees. But nothing could compare to that. Ranma's just using his shirt to try and wipe his face, but no matter how hard he tries, the dry shirt can't remove the feeling of Ronnie's B.O. "Oh god, get it off!" Ranma wheezed, trembling a bit.
"Hey, hey!" Komaru quickly gets right between them, trying to keep there from being a second murder in the building.

"Let's all take a deep breath, okay? No reason to get heated now!"
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Ronnie quickly falls over like a domino after feeling the punch from Ranma's fist. He wipes his face with his hand to discover blood. He notices from a reflection his nose is bleeding. He picks up his shirt and wipes off the blood with it before putting it back on.

You can all get mad at me all you want or hurt me. I don't care. I fight for truth and honesty. And you idiots want to make judgments about me and not try to understand. You people aren't the first I've had to deal with and you certainly are all not the last.

Ronnie pulls out a Monster and drinks it as he storms away from everyone.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
"You shoved your pit in my face, what did you think was going to. . ." Ranma takes a deep breath and stood up, gripping his slightly sore hand. Geez, Ronnie has a thick skull. Though that shouldn't be too much of a surprise. ". . . And just when I thought this was a good moment. . ." Ranma said, looking down at the floor some.
"Wherever he's going off to, I hope there's soap."
Stupid doomed timeline...
Monika, meanwhile, has been typing on her imaginary keyboard to make more notes...
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
"Hey, Ronnie, Don't-!" Komaru runs after Ronnie for just a second, before he's outta the place.

"Oh jeez... Okay! That's fine! Everyone's gonna get over this!"
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Standing up, Ranma looks at his fists, seeing some fresh blood starting to form under the bandages. Damn it, must've reopened the wound he got from punching the wall when he punched Ronnie. "I'm. . . I'm just going to go wash my face. And run this under some hot water. . ." Anyone with the faintest amount of medical knowledge will tell him that makes it worse, but Ranma's not going to listen. He just walks off quickly to the nearest bathroom to treat his wound and wash his face.
Alexis just... writes a few things on her notepad.

...and yes they're about Ronnie this time.
Stupid doomed timeline...
"... Ranma, we have a meditation-!"

Ohh, she is really bad at keeping people from running off today.
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Ranma thought he heard Komaru say something, but he brushed it off. Running off to the bathroom, he shuts the door and undoes his bandages. Hot water. . . Even he's not that much of an idiot when it comes to treating open wounds. Ranma lets out a deep breath whilst unraveling his bandages, turning cold water in the sink. Just be quick. As long as he does it fast enough, no one will see him. The martial arts runs his hand under the cold water to wash out the wound.
"...did something happen earlier?" [Haruka says as she > i dunno maybe make some tea for everyone.]
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed
Komaru is not gonna let an infection ruin their good streak. She quickly 

>runs off to the medbay to grab any sterilizers she can find
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
After a few seconds of running the hand underwater, Ranma began looking around in the medicine cabinet. "Come on, come on. . . Damn it. . ." He- She grumbled under her breath, annoyed with being unable to find anything to clean her wound. "Guess it's just cold water for now. . ." Ranma thought to herself, continuing to wash her hand under the sink's faucet. Least this faucet didn't have any poison that melts people's fingers off. . .
You know what they say. All toasters toast toast.


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