POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[KungFuCutbug]

[Hey, stop copying me.]

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

>Check for any bodies (Mainly Squirt's)

[Kennifer]

"Squirt? Oh no... Time to do a body search..."

>check the northern area for a body, that's where Squirt went last right?

[KungFuCutbug]

>Check for any bodies (Mainly Squirt's)

[4]

[Not a corpse in sight in the Central section.]

>check the northern area for a body

[6]

[...Oh, there he is. You just tripped over it and got blood all over yourself. Aaand also mangled the corpse a little.]

[Huney]

"... Ohhhhhh, found you. Hey, you okay Squirt?"

>Instead of waiting for an answer, check the state of the body.

[Kennifer]

"AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!"

Yeah that was pretty loud, might get some attention. Holy shit.

>Examine the body.

[KungFuCutbug]

>check the state of the body

[2]

[Well, he's dead. That's about all you can currently tell right now.]

>Examine the body

[2]

[You don't have much better luck than Doober.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Aw man, they got the poor guy. And you wanna be a little more careful next time there?"

[Huney]

"Well everyone, I do believe Squirt has died."

[Kennifer]

"Yeah no kidding he died! But how?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Try to determine cause of death

[KungFuCutbug]

“So ya not blind after all!” [Ohhh boy, here comes Ringtoss, shrill and shrieking as usual.] “Well done, ol’ pally! Don't worry, poor bastard was jus’ a Patron. Nothin’ a’ value's been lost.”

>Try to determine cause of death

[2]

[...Nope, still can't figure that out.]

[Huney]

"Oh good." Doober sighs with relief knowing apparently Squirt wasn't very important, and immediately

>checks for prints

[EeveeGirlChey]

Radar was still asleep. He had another dream about his human, this time, it was on her twelfth birthday.
He saw himself sitting beside her at the dining table as her mother brought in a cake frosted in sweet buttercream and decorated with berries and lit candles while her older brother, who she lovingly called Jamie was behind her with a tub of ice cream and her father had a camera. He always loved the mother's cooking. All of her dishes and pastries tasted like they were truly made from love.

"🎵 Happy birthday to yoooou! Happy birthday to yooooou! Happy birthday, dear Laylaaaa, happy birthday to yoooooou! 🎵" sang her family. Layla giggled as she blew out the candles. Her family clapped.
"Happy birthday, baby." said her mother as she kissed her daughter's cheek.
"You're growing up too fast..." said her father, "We're so proud of you."
"Thank you!" said Layla.
"So, what did you wish for?" asked Jamie,
"If I told you, it wouldn't come true." chuckled Layla.
"Well, let's have some cake!" said Jamie. After the candles were removed, everyone got their serving of cake and ice cream, including Radar, who happily tucked in.

Radar gets woken up by the chaos.

"Huh-what?"

Radar then joins the others and sees them surrounding Squirt's body. He screams.

"WHAT HAPPENED?!"

[KungFuCutbug]

>checks for prints

[3]

[It doesn't actually look like there are any sort of prints on the corpse, but it's still hard to tell what with all the blood and everything.]

[Kennifer]

>Look for footprints, specifically ones leading out of the area since Pokemon walking in to investigate have probably all left some at this point.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Hey, Radar. They got ol' Squirt last night."

[Huney]

>Check for FOOTprints then

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Look for footprints

[KungFuCutbug]

>Look for footprints

[5]

[You find two sets of them, one with three toes but very faint, and another with two toes but much more noticeable.]

[Zanreo]

Fuiji appears with the rest of the group. "I'm still alive- oh no... they got Squirt?

>look for any other clues

[Huney]

>Check how many toes everyone has to lower the list of suspects

[KungFuCutbug]

>look for any other clues

[3]

[Doesn't look like there's anything else of note in the Northern section.]

>Check how many toes everyone has to lower the list of suspects

[6]

[In trying to do so, you manage to completely scrub away the faint, three-toed prints. Good job.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Check Northeast

[KungFuCutbug]

>Check Northeast

[3]

[Nothing particularly out of place here.]