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RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Cassie - 06-01-2021

The Pizza is spat back onto your mouth. The machine hates such a thing.

I insert a block of palm oil.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 06-01-2021

You get a long screed on how palm oil is damaging the environment from the vending machine.

I insert a belated edit to the machine to avoid breaking the rules.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 06-01-2021

You get a copy of the "Da Rules" book from The Fairly Oddparents.

I insert a copy of Among Us and a note about it being Opposite Day.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - NebulaChimera2211 - 06-01-2021

You get 2 armed Crewmates and 8 Impostors. The latter immediately run away from the former.

I insert a cartoony, oversized key.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Clancy - 06-01-2021

You unlock the machine, only to be immediately vaporized by the eldritch energies within.

I insert an intercostal clavicle.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 06-03-2021

You get a script written by Katharine Hepburn.

I insert all Donkey Kong Country Super Nintendo cartridges into the machine.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-03-2021

You get an entire jungle world with Donkey and Diddy Kong.

I insert a Ghostbusters Photon Pack.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Superjohn 2.0 - 06-03-2021

You get the Nes Ghostbusters game, eww.


I insert my self esteem.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - NoahStratos - 06-04-2021

The machine ejects out an empty box.

I insert Gavial and a inflatable balloon of a crudely drawn Vector the Crocodile.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Cassie - 06-12-2021

You get a badly drawn gijinka crocodile drawn on a sheet of rubber.

I insert cough syrup into the machine.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 06-13-2021

You get a Flaming Homer cocktail from the machine.

I insert a picture of Al Sneed and Charles Tamzarian enjoying a beer in front of Sneed's Feed and Seed.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 09-20-2021

You get a Charles Entertainment Cheese token from the '90s.



I insert a stop sign


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Whistle - 09-24-2021

You get a go sign.

I insert my livelihood.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Clancy - 09-24-2021

You get someone else's manhood.

I insert two hard-boiled eggs. [HONK!] Make that three hard boiled eggs.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 10-06-2021

You get a nice tuna salad with those hard-boiled eggs sliced and julienned.

I insert a pizza MacGuffin.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - MadameButterflyKnife - 10-08-2021

You get an Midas Pizza! Everything this pizza touches will turn to pizza-oh. Oh no....


I insert a packet of hot chocolate.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Cassie - 10-08-2021

You get a packet containing powdered, freeze-dried chocolate. Don't eat it, or else...

I insert a youtube URL into the machine.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Caliburn - 10-08-2021

You get a vinyl record of Rick Astley's Greatest Hits. Every song on the record is Never Gonna Give You Up.

I insert a pack of chewing gum.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 10-09-2021

You get a pack of ABC gum.

I insert a bottle of Siracha chili sauce.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 11-27-2021

You get a dry ice cube.



I insert a broken laptop charger.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - TenOfSwords13 - 12-23-2021

The Magical Vending Machine gets charged up. somehow, the broken charger is good at charging these sorts of things

i insert a glove


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 12-24-2021

The machine slaps you in the face and asks you to duel it with pistols.

I insert fanart from Pixiv.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Despair's Archon of Memes - 05-24-2022

The machine proxies/prints out for you some related Safebooru and Deviantart fanart. Fortunately, all of them seem to be safe for work...

I throw in an entire cookie.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 05-28-2022

You get a huge sandwich cookie filled with cookie-flavored cream. Upon closer inspection, the sprinkles are cookie-shaped as well and even taste like cookies. The bag that said sandwich cookie came in was even shaped like a cookie as well. Now, that's dedication to the cookie theme!

I insert a null edit.


RE: The Magical Vending Machine - noodlesnook - 02-07-2023

you get sucked into the inter-dimensional void that has somehow been contained in the machine.

i insert a rusty bronze-age sword ( that was totally not stolen from a museum ), some cooked salmon, and an oddly large, white elk.