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RE: Brothers In Arms - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-25-2021

Don't forget about me

(04-25-2021, 13:00:35 PM)MatthewLM Wrote: > Was the fabric ripped off of Junko?



RE: Brothers In Arms - Dookie - 04-25-2021

> Was the fabric ripped off of Junko? (9)

Yes.


RE: Brothers In Arms - Dookie - 04-25-2021

“EVERYBODY!”

“Let's welcome our first guest...”



Name: Loona

Games: Brothers In Arms, Your Final Frontier 2, Your Final Frontier 3

Special Dish: Tommy sushi & Pina Coolatta


RE: Brothers In Arms - KungFuCutbug - 04-25-2021

“...”

“...please don't tell me that special dish says what I fuckin’ think it says.



RE: Brothers In Arms - Kennifer - 04-25-2021

"...Oh my god."


RE: Brothers In Arms - TalesofUnder - 04-25-2021

RAN RAN RUUUUUUU!


RE: Brothers In Arms - Caret - 04-25-2021

Doof waves nervously at the hellhound.

Errr... Hello? Errrrrrr... nice doggy... please don't eat me! Heh! Heh...


RE: Brothers In Arms - MadeOfMilk - 04-25-2021

...Please don't tell me I have to actually cook people


RE: Brothers In Arms - KungFuCutbug - 04-25-2021

“W-well. At least it isn't fuckin’ cannibalism if she eats it. S'only cannibalism if she, I dunno, eats the meat of another goddamn hellhound, I think. Like if a plant person ate a fuckin’ carrot.”


RE: Brothers In Arms - Kafkaesque - 04-25-2021

The door is kicked open by everyone's favourite perpetually irate wolf, dressed for a special occasion. She glowers at everyone present. Stolas waves.

"Hello there, miss Loona! How may we-"

"Not interested, old man."

Stolas closes his beak, looking deeply offended.

"So you're the dipshits they wrangled up this time 'round, huh? Let me make this clear. I'm not just testing you on your cooking ability. This is a test to see whether you're fucking lily-livered cowards like the fuckheads in those other games. If you gotta go cry in the corner, do that right now, okay?"


RE: Brothers In Arms - TalesofUnder - 04-25-2021

Rest assured, I will satisfy you. For it is my duty as a citizen of the glorious nation of Boland to satisfy any and all customers!


RE: Brothers In Arms - KungFuCutbug - 04-25-2021

HEY! [Pico looks deeply offended.] “I'm not a fuckin’ coward!”


RE: Brothers In Arms - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-25-2021

Looks like that fabric was torn right off you, so we'll be definitely keepin' an eye on you, young lady, he says to Junko, before he turns his attention to Loona, not evenly mildly intimidated by her, whether or not it's bravery or foolishness by the old hillbilly man is anyone's guess.

Now, I don't like you eatin' that sushi or pina coladas that used to be made out of a human, but if you want, I'd be happy to provide you with more appropriate alternatives like these fried rats or possum meatballs I got cooked up earlier. Or if you want, I can cook up some rabbit ears or whip up somethin' with that raccoon or the squirrels I keep in my cooler and you can down it with moonshine too. So much alcohol in that thing that'll knock you off your paws. Just don't touch anything human there, all right?


RE: Brothers In Arms - Caret - 04-25-2021

It's also my duty to cook you the greatest meal you ever tasted! Heh... yeah!

Doof is internally regretting what he's about to cook.


RE: Brothers In Arms - wingedcatgirl - 04-25-2021

Vivi waves to Loona. "Hey there!"

Yeah, she remembers her.


RE: Brothers In Arms - Kennifer - 04-25-2021

"Ooh, she's got an attitude doesn't she?"


RE: Brothers In Arms - Cassie - 04-25-2021

"-JUST FUCKING TAKE THESE-"

Uh, Henrik, why are you bringing what remained of Tommy to Loona?

"JUST HURRY UP WITH IT OK!?"


RE: Brothers In Arms - Kafkaesque - 04-25-2021

Loona... smiles at Pico?

"You. Little guy, big gun, big mouth. I like you already."

Then she fixes Seedy Joe with a more typical Loona expression.

"I'm sending a message here, my guy. Fried rats, sure, maybe some day. But right now, I want you to get the fuck over yourself and make some sushi."


RE: Brothers In Arms - KungFuCutbug - 04-25-2021

[Pico grins right back at Loona.] “Right back atcha!” [“Cannibalism notwithstanding,” he's tempted to add, but he keeps his mouth shut.]


RE: Brothers In Arms - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-25-2021

You're definitely like one of my ex-wives, stubborn as a cow.


RE: Brothers In Arms - Kafkaesque - 04-25-2021

Loona gets a noticeable case of twitchy eye. She storms over to her table, making sure to smack Seedy Joe in the face with her voluminous tail as she spins around.


RE: Brothers In Arms - Cassie - 04-25-2021

"JUST FUCKING TAKE THESE, OK!?"

Yo, Henrik, ya sure with Tommy's remains? It's like, leftovers or something.


RE: Brothers In Arms - Despair's Archon of Memes - 04-25-2021

Um... That's... I...

Junko flinches in response to Loona's dish of choice... Only to return looking at Seedy Joe with a clearly stressed look on her face, only really being able to muster a nod and thumbs up. She then looks at Loona's outfit of choice...

Ooh la-la... Look at what we've got here... As the Ultimate Fashionista, I approve... A ton.

Junko says this with actual sincerity, but it's also clear that she's also saying this so that her face ISN'T scratched/bitten off in the next 10 seconds.


RE: Brothers In Arms - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-25-2021

Seedy Joe rubs his face in pain after being slapped by Loona's tail.

Wonder what wolf burgers would taste like?


RE: Brothers In Arms - KungFuCutbug - 04-25-2021

[Pico smacks Seedy Joe in the face with the side of his gun in response to the “wolf burgers” comment.] “Not the fuckin’ time, dumbass.”