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RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 03-18-2021
You get a completely normal bag of chips. Nothing too fancy about that.
I insert a tandoor, some lamb ribs, shish kebabs, and doner kebabs into the machine.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 03-18-2021
The machine attempts to skewer you. Oof.
I insert Bing (the search engine).
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - PointMaid - 03-19-2021
...You get a creepily hovering little fairy following you named 'Bing'
I insert an encyclopedia.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 03-19-2021
You get a printed transcript of whatever was in the encyclopedia.
I insert the Kinnikuman manga.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - NoahStratos - 04-25-2021
You get Incineroar.
I insert a glitter bomb and a Shiny Charm.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - JKBenbot - 04-25-2021
You get a shiny charm that produces shiny Pokémon more but they have worse stats and are covered i.n glitter for ever.
I put in my horrible performance in BIA 3
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Dookie - 04-25-2021
You get a ban from future BIA rounds, or any Murderverse game hosted by me.
I put in a bagel.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-25-2021
You get a whole baker's dozen.
I insert sunflower seeds.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 04-25-2021
Whoa there are birds flying out of the machine now, cool!
I insert a photo of Dusty in "cat loaf" mode.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Cassie - 04-25-2021
Oh hey, it's a cat-shaped loaf of bread. HOLY SHIT! IT'S ALIVE! [bees]
I insert an egg salad.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - wingedcatgirl - 04-25-2021
You get a salad egg; a verdant-colored egg that, if nourished, will hatch into a salad.
I insert all my anger and fury and tuna salad
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-25-2021
You get the Swamp Thing.
I insert a box of tissue.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - NoahStratos - 04-26-2021
You get a roll of toilet paper.
I insert a bag of poker chips and a loaf of bread.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 04-26-2021
You get a bag of potato chips and a bread loaf-shaped mound of money.
I insert a dry-aged angelic being.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 04-26-2021
You get Satan, fresh outta the pool!
I insert an apple.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Cassie - 04-26-2021
You get an orange. Oh wait it's a pear.
I collect my spit, put it in a bucket, and shove the whole thing down the machine.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 04-26-2021
You get... a bunch of those saliva-based DNA test kit things.
I insert my old cell phone.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - JKBenbot - 04-26-2021
You get a new one, of the same model!
I put myself in the Vending Machine.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Clancy - 04-26-2021
You come out as a whole new vending machine, with your face plastered all over the surface. Said faces are distorted into a silent scream of pure agony.
I insert a VHS tape.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-27-2021
You get 35mm film reels and a movie theater to watch them all on.
I insert milk.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 04-27-2021
You get rice, almonds, and soybeans.
I insert shawarma.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - JKBenbot - 04-28-2021
You get a Skittles Bag and a You Mad Sign.
I insert the horrific my face vending machine and my self into the vending machine
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Cassie - 04-28-2021
...the fuck. There's a vending machine inside the vending machine.
I unload trash upon the machine.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - wingedcatgirl - 04-28-2021
The machine gives you a bill for trash disposal services.
I insert an egg.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Clancy - 04-28-2021
You get some sperm! ...Ew!
I insert a drop of my blood.