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RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-20-2021
You get a hot tub.
I insert a filmstrip.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - ThatIdiotMan - 02-21-2021
You get a vintage camcorder.
I insert a shoe.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - NoahStratos - 02-21-2021
You get a Goomba's Shoe.
I insert two dozen eggs and Magallan.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Despair's Archon of Memes - 02-21-2021
You get Pingu and a copy each of Happy Feet and Happy Feet 2. And Surf's Up.
I insert 100 billion dollars.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-21-2021
You get a Zimbabwean trillion dollar bill.
I add a car, a Chad from the memes, and a bottle of essential oils.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Cassie - 02-21-2021
You get a smelly mess of metal, blood, flesh, and essential oils.
I insert a tesseract.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - PointMaid - 02-21-2021
You get a copy of Madeleine L'Engle's A Wrinkle In Time. The book, not the movie.
I insert an empty handbag.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 02-21-2021
You get a nicer Gucci handbag.
I insert a photo of SCP-914.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-21-2021
You get a grandfather clock.
I insert a plastic straw.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 02-22-2021
You get a more environmentally friendly reusable metal straw.
I insert six strawberry jelly beans.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-22-2021
You get an entire strawberry garden.
I insert a ball of yarn.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Despair's Archon of Memes - 02-22-2021
You get a nicely knit sweater. And a cat. Aww...
I insert lamp oil, rope, and bombs.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - PointMaid - 02-22-2021
You get a basket-woven, bomb powered rocket. Somehow.
I insert a lightbulb.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-22-2021
You get an entire set of stadium lights.
I insert bacon.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 02-22-2021
You get crunchy pork bellies prepared several ways by Guga Foods.
I insert medium-rare dry-aged steak.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - NoahStratos - 02-22-2021
You get a Blizzard Buffalo on fire.
I insert Yuzhong and Fabsol.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-24-2021
You get woman hell-fighters.
I put in a 2-dollar bill.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - josh6243 - 02-24-2021
You get a ticket to a museum for rare currency.
I insert a commission I recently bought into the machine.
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RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-24-2021
You get a full six-season TV series based on your commission.
I insert spinach.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Cassie - 02-26-2021
You get lettuce.
I insert a breakfast sausage.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-26-2021
You get wurst.
I insert some fresh-clean underwear.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 02-26-2021
You get the underpants gnomes from that one episode of South Park.
I insert a losing scratch-off lottery ticket.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - PointMaid - 02-27-2021
You receive a winning ticket!... although only enough of the numbers match for a low-level payoff.
I insert a damaged pair of headphones.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Despair's Archon of Memes - 02-27-2021
You get a mess of wires and speakers... Along with a set of fixed earphones and a case of wireless earpods.
I... Don't insert anything. I instead choose to hit the machine as hard as I can.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-27-2021
The machine tips over on top of you and you're crushed to death underneath.
I insert the crushed corpse of Despair's Archon of Memes.