We hear BBZ's laser is That One Attack.

Yahoo, yahoo, yayayayayayahoo-

Behold, the power of the tacklehug!

Unlucky defies his name once more, learning a niche skill to tear at the fabric of existence itself, instantly slaying the level 20 Knight Lord.

Jade's never actually been Ikarus, but they still decided to look up some Ikarus fanart, and they definitely like what they see.

The boy... of DESTINYYYYY... has found himself a tool with which to fulfill Jolyne's destiny of a brutal death.

Panchito makes a joke about Heavy D's reference yesterday!

Klee, in her guilt, has become a near-total misanthrope... only Heavy D and Wy-Six can get through her walls. A little bit.

... Tina they are spiderwebs what on earth possessed you to think they could suffocate a full-grown human

These four tributes have better things to do than blood and guts. They're here for selfies~!

BBZ, tired of Klee's self-isolation, gets assistance from five people she's met to summon her back into the open.

Man, phones this season, amirite?

More underwater guardian-slaying! Tina is not there this time!

Feline betrayal! Hobbes is slain by one of his own kin, and Del has no remorse!

Would help if we had an event tester thing, honestly. Like awe's helper tool, but backwards.

It turns out Jay-Ten's death might be a little more complicated than a simple backpack strangling...

Kaneda's assistance only irritates Jade further.

Rip in pepperonis, whatever TJ Combo wanted to accomplish.

It means, quit bippin' those buses!

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Eliwood
Jolyne
Hobbes

• So hold on, how come our streets are so done that Calvin gets stuck enough and four people have to pull him out? Oh right, RAIN.
  
• Tina. Not holding any bars down, are you?
  
• Del trying to drive some sort of vehicle, but it's lucky Mel swapped the tapes. Who knows what could have happened? Oh dear...
  
• Z and D! putting TJ's life on the line because they're greedy. Lucky he survived!
  
• Wy-Six has faced Kaneda's wrath one too many times. Such a shame.
  
• My names are Poncitro Melo, Miguel Junipero and Francisco Quintello Gonzalez.
  My mother was born in Mary Bahia.
  The look of Miss Tupuna
  One day he spoke to Joseph.
  I came to see Grandma.
  Her names are Sophia and Mary.
  Dude then
  

• Kaneda's gettin' SLAM!med, to the full extent of the JAM!
  
• I feel Unlucky's luck could change... pull him out of the aircrash, 'cause he's your superhero.
  
• Chiaki! No! ...Although her little tiff with Mel was a bit funny, not gonna lie.
  
• Truth or dare... how many of you are in it to get out of here? I know Z might be.
  
• Klee seems to be a Jade fangirl, huh? Say, what color are your glasses?
  
• Gi-hun, I warned you. Dusty has wonderful properties.
  
• INCOMING ALERT FROM PRESIDENT SNOW!! Calvin has been stripped of his superpowers! How will this affect him?
  
• Oh darn, it's raining again. And now Huang's blending in so well not even Neil can discern it.
  
• Oh... no... that makes a lot of sense for Tina.
  

Kaneda reminisces.

Mel, the food thief, thiefs some food!

Huang knows where his towel is! Unfortunately that place is real dang inconvenient.

Klee suffers the indignity of a kity not liking her! True despair...

Neil has insomnia.

Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat whatever Panchito's trademark favorite food is!

Del's paranoia gets Tina blasted to smitheroons by Yelena, but he swiftly avenges his ally.

No, Moe speaks in all lowercase.

... Uh, "super deleted" or something, right? We totally know BBZ's catchphrase and definitely didn't forget it.

They can't bear it any longer! Four tributes end it by their own hands!

TJ Combo learns the weird side of power-copying!

Huang's had quite enough of this guy - he relentlessly stalked Neil and swiftly ended his life!

Unlucky pulls a Wario and serves up some piping-hot Gi-hun nuggets.

Here lies any hope of reconciliation with Neil. ... That is what Huang's hopes and dreams were, right?

The Boy of Destiny has promoted himself to the Boy of Death...

a certain onomatopoeia

Thunk. How anticlimactic.

Unluckily for Unlucky, he can't understand why his nuggets freaked people out so bad and the incomprehension ends his life.

Huang flees from the toxic gas, but Calvin takes his chance to shove Klee to her doom.

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Tina
Yelena
Del
Bonus Boss Z
Panchito
Mel
Neil
Gi-hun
TJ Combo
Kaneda
Unlucky
Klee

The best thing about walking is that Huang never needs to look forward or down.

The champion and mass-murderer is Calvin, Boy of Destiny and Death, nominated by Dookie!.

Joining him on the podium are The Map Maker's Huang in 2nd place and MisterJake's Klee in 3rd.

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