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RE: Life's a Beach 2 - MadameButterflyKnife - 12-26-2021
We cannot help but forming suspicions. It is just a part of the natural order of the universe. And while I have my own as well, I will not let the influence of Mars in retrograde take over and allow us to act hastily. Let's just observe the result first.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 12-26-2021
It was at that moment the island started to get cloudy. GWC takes note of this.
There's about to be a huge thunderstorm coming on in. And I think I have an idea on how to deal with you...
He grabs Eri's hand and both of them go to the other side of the island and happen upon an old and tall metal tower. GWC ties Eri to it before standing clear of it. It was at this time, it starts raining.
Come along, everyone. Find something to stand under so you won't get pneumonia.
The rain gets heavier, as Eri feels the drops coming all onto their body. The rain gets heavier now. And then, a cracking noise is heard. It's thunder. And it's getting closer to the island. More and more lightning rods creep closer and closer to the island and eventually get closer to the tower. And then, lightning strikes the tip of the tower, sending currents that go through Eri's body, electrocuting them. As the current goes through, all the cyborg parts explode and the explosions from all them embed parts that stab their way into Eri, leaving a legless body with no right arm and a left eye. Their body is getting burned. But is still barely clinging onto life. And then another lightning storm hits. One that seems more powerful than the last. The current goes all throughout the tower. And whatever was holding up the tower must have been pretty weak, because the mounts explode. As that happens, the tower comes tumbling down to the ground, creating a loud crash, kicking up sand through the wreck. Once the dust settles and the rain starts to ease up and the clouds start to die down, the survivors all happen to see Eri's charred, crushed and twisted corpse, all underneath the remains of the tower, all underneath, twisted and scorched metal. GWC heads up to the mess and looks down to it and then at the others.
Well then. Looks like you got one of Dawn's people. Eri was The Seer. So you got one of them down. Not bad. Now let's see how you did with Sephiroth. Now someone clean this mess up and throw the body to the ocean so it can be fish food.
A crew comes by and gets to work cleaning up the execution mess.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Caret - 12-26-2021
"We got one! If <Anime Twink> turns out to be <Innocent>, please don't despair!!! Everyone makes <GoodBad Mistakes> at times! Ask <Steven Stone from Pokemon>. Hehehehehehe! That <LOSER> still owns me <$50,000,000> in <Nationwide Life Insurance>!!!!"
Steve points to the sky and mutters several curses under his digital breath.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - PointMaid - 12-26-2021
...Well, that's a relief. Even if I wish it hadn't been necessary.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Florien - 12-27-2021
Alright, that's dealt with. Held that up a bit, but I think it worked out well enough. Next hanging!
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - MadameButterflyKnife - 12-27-2021
So she was working with them. Well, we should not be too concerned. This was her fate; she accepted it when she decided to engage in this. If anyone is saddened though, I am always here to help.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Kennifer - 12-27-2021
"I wish I could unsee that, but... I'm also really glad they weren't as innocent as those cryptic last words might've been intended to make us believe."
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - MadameButterflyKnife - 12-27-2021
Oh, if you would like that, Julia, I have an all natural remedy for dealing with such memories.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - PointMaid - 12-27-2021
...In that vein, I'm going to have a cookie now. You can have one too if you want. Might help. I find they help.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Caret - 12-27-2021
"Have you seen something <I WANNA FORGET?> Are you <Scarred For The Rest Of Your Life???> Try <Blue's Brain Bleach>, starting at $3,000 for 0.00000000001 picoliters!"
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Kennifer - 12-27-2021
"Thanks. I may need it after the other execution happens..."
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - MadameButterflyKnife - 12-27-2021
My pleasure. Here you go; fully organic solution for bad memories.
Ernesto hands Julia a bottle of beer.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - PointMaid - 12-27-2021
...And a cookie to go with, if you want. Just go easy.
Snakeweed holds one out for Julia, or anyone else, to take if they'd like.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - MadameButterflyKnife - 12-27-2021
Ernesto shrugs. I won't question the universe. He takes a cookie and eats it in a single bite.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 12-27-2021
And GWC, not one to be outdone by a Hobbit, pulls out some fine paper and a bag of marijuana.
I have something that's much better than that gnat's little Walmart-store bought cookies mixed with crabgrass. This right here is finely-grown marijuana, from the Colombian crime lord Raul Palomar and his very extensive fields.
He rolls it up and takes a puff of his own weed. As he does this, he finds himself getting more mellow.
You see, this is very potent stuff. Only grown with the finest tools and advanced techniques.
He coughs a bit.
But you bet your ass it will get you high, friends. That's some good shit right there, heh.
He lets out a slight laugh and looks like he's in ecstasy as he takes another pass.
Try it, guys. Your mind will be like a Picasso painting...
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - PointMaid - 12-27-2021
Snakeweed looks somewhat insulted. Walmart? These are as artisanal as you're going to get around here, from the flour to the pipeweed. Which is the best 'weed in Middle Earth. Southfarthing's best.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Kennifer - 12-27-2021
"Well, okay, a bit of beer and weed certainly seems like it'd help, sure. Thanks."
...okay at this rate is Julia even gonna notice a second execution happening lol
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 12-27-2021
At this point, GWC is getting more chill and high off his mind from the weed.
Middle Earth? So you're like from the core or something, right? Wow, I bet that's pretty hot down there, eh? And the core is called Southfarthing? Did you tell the geologists that? Meet one and tell 'em what the name of the core really is? And what do you call yourselves? Southfarthers?
He giggles,, still high out of his gourd.
Where's Dawn already? Want her to kill off the pretty boy so we can party! Just suck down on $80'000 wine and get more and drunk and make this island look like Florida on Spring Break. Would that make me the Florida Man?
He cackles mindlessly.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - door-kun - 12-27-2021
> steal the cookie
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 12-27-2021
> steal the cookie (MARIO.EXE)
You end up stealing a whole batch for yourself. Plenty for a party with any of your friends.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - PointMaid - 12-27-2021
Snakeweed doesn't even notice Mario stealing her cookies. She's had enough of one herself and it's kicked in.
Nah, Middle Earth. Midgard. Green, rolling hills. Hobbits like me. Dwarves, elves, wizards... orcs. Dragons. Dragons, man, there was a guy in my town who went with some dwarves to help rescue their ancestor's gold that a dragon was sleeping on...
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Kennifer - 12-27-2021
Julia giggles.
"Yeah, you're totally the Florida Man!"
...she is on her second cookie now.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Dookie - 12-27-2021
(Sorry: I was busy)
Dawn, meanwhile, is in Sephiroth's hut, with his knife in her hand.
“Let's cut open this case.”
She starts to stab him in the middle of his body, leaving a big cut from his neck to slightly above his pp.
She opens the skin like a door, and tries to prawn it out of the body. Once that's done, she lay it on the bed in a sleeping position.
She then takes out his head from the rest of his body, cutting and twisting before there is just bone, which she lays on the bed. She takes the rest of the face and disposed of it into the ocean.
After some fine dissection of the skeletal system, she takes the rest of the body and lets it dry on the side of the railings of the sea.
“In case you misplace you're own, here's some GWC Enemy skin for you. Ah, feels good to kill again.”
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - Florien - 12-27-2021
Desenari glances skeptically at the cookies.
You can't seriously be falling for this obvious attempt to win you over. This is blatant clientelism. Also, drugged cookies? Really? Perfect chance to put poison in. This whole thing, it's clearly a scheme to do... something. Either way, I doubt it'll end well for you. Anyway, which precise role was Sephiroth? And look, I was right, how exciting. Even about which group was behind which kill.
RE: Life's a Beach 2 - PointMaid - 12-27-2021
Oh, please. I'm eating them too. Besides, people like 'em they could turn into clients. I'm hardly going to poison my own product.
And, yeah, you did know which group was which. I wonder how you could have guessed that.