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RE: Step 1 - MadameButterflyKnife - 06-20-2022
step 4: burn the evidence you knew them
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 06-20-2022
Step 5: Start burning all evidence that they ever existed.
RE: Step 1 - Florien - 06-20-2022
Step 6: Burn your arson skills because those are evidence too.
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-20-2022
Step 7: Learn a new skill to fill in the hole that your arson skills once were
RE: Step 1 - Whistle - 06-20-2022
Step 8: Flood any evidence that you learned that skill
RE: Step 1 - Superjohn 2.0 - 06-21-2022
step 9: get a job in the video game industry.
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-22-2022
step 10: Design the next new innovative game
RE: Step 1 - Zanreo - 07-10-2022
Step 11: Also secretly make funny bootleg versions of said game
RE: Step 1 - Dookie - 01-22-2023
Step 12: Pretend to get really mad about the bootlegs and throw a fit live to boost up sales.
RE: Step 1 - Caret - 01-11-2024
Step 13: Buy a few truckloads of bone marrow with your newfound wealth and enjoy.
And that was "How to Get a Lifetime Supply of Bone Marrow."
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 01-11-2024
Step 1: Water the poison supply
RE: Step 1 - NebulaChimera2211 - 01-11-2024
Step 2: Stuff Solid Snake into your boot.
RE: Step 1 - noodlesnook - 01-12-2024
step 2: water the boot with the poison supply
RE: Step 1 - Caret - 01-13-2024
Step 4: Realize your actions have somehow erased the integer between 2 and 4 from existence.
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 01-13-2024
Step 5: Despair, as there will never again be a little treat.
RE: Step 1 - noodlesnook - 01-14-2024
step 6: become addicted to despair
RE: Step 1 - Superjohn 2.0 - 05-16-2024
Step 7: kidnap a bunch of high schoolers and try to force them to play a murder mystery game.
RE: Step 1 - josh6243 - 06-01-2024
Step 8: Get sued for a ridiculous amount and fall into despair because of the fees. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you will pay a ton of money.
RE: Step 1 - Florien - 06-02-2024
Step 9: File a removal request to England, because under British lawsuit standards the loser pays the legal fees, get the judge to agree to this, then win the case and file a countersuit for libel and slander in the same court, essentially guaranteeing victory because of how low the bar is for a thing to be considered libel in British courts, all in hopes of establishing a credible threat of legal retaliation in the event someone tries to sue you again.
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 06-02-2024
Step 10: Somehow lose anyway.
RE: Step 1 - Caret - 06-16-2024
Step 11: Challenge the judge to a game of cards.
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-17-2024
Step 12: Make a wager. If you win, you're the new judge. If you lose, you get the guillotine!
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 06-17-2024
Step 13: Tie, thereby getting your sentence commuted to death by poison -- the poison you watered down. Because you survived execution, the judge is forced to set you free.
And that was "how to become immune to the law".
RE: Step 1 - Caret - 08-19-2024
Step 1: Resurrect a dead forum thread.
RE: Step 1 - Florien - 08-22-2024
Step two, do it again.