There's more than one?

There's a whole army.

dusty army
dustarmy

So not a Dustaryu?

(06-22-2022, 18:30:42 PM)Ultimatum Wrote:

(06-20-2022, 16:35:09 PM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: caffeine enlightenment

get up to get down get up get down

I get up... I get down...

Good morning everyone (or night if you're in a different timezone).

I am hoping today at work will be less annoying than yesterday was

yesterday had the most annoying dealer in the shop in for three hours and uuughhhh I always dread him coming in because he is obnoxious as hell.

he:
* talks at length about his medical problems and once pulled up his shirt to show his pain pump when there was a customer there
* says the same thing a whole bunch of times like yes dude we know all of this
* talks to the customers who are just trying to shop in peace
* spends more time talking on his phone than pricing items, which wouldn't be too bad if he actually had most of his items priced (or priced them before bringing them in like 90% of the other vendors do)
* is extremely suspicious of customers being thieves for minor things like "wearing vaguely punk style shorts" or "not spending a long time in the store" or something
* did I mention not shutting up and wasting everyone's time

Why is Yoda on Dagobah?

(06-23-2022, 17:09:53 PM)Ultimatum Wrote: Why is Yoda on Dagobah?

fleeing from Tax collectors.

(06-23-2022, 17:34:15 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote:

(06-23-2022, 17:09:53 PM)Ultimatum Wrote: Why is Yoda on Dagobah?

fleeing from Tax collectors.

why is yoda fleeing from the tax collectors

i went to the circus today. it was absolutely amazing, 10/10 would recommend.

(06-23-2022, 17:42:03 PM)Ultimatum Wrote:

(06-23-2022, 17:34:15 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote:

(06-23-2022, 17:09:53 PM)Ultimatum Wrote: Why is Yoda on Dagobah?

fleeing from Tax collectors.

why is yoda fleeing from the tax collectors

Because they want to play soccer with him?

(06-23-2022, 17:42:03 PM)Ultimatum Wrote:

(06-23-2022, 17:34:15 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote:

(06-23-2022, 17:09:53 PM)Ultimatum Wrote: Why is Yoda on Dagobah?

fleeing from Tax collectors.

why is yoda fleeing from the tax collectors

Because he isn't paying his taxes.

Yoda isn't fleeing from tax collectors. He actually is a tax collector for the entirety of dagobah.

Of course, the population who are eligible to pay taxes on dagobah is "yoda" so it's not like it's a very difficult posting.

I thought Yoda fled to Dabogah because he went all Henry David Thoreau against the Empire and refused to pay taxes to fund their evil imperialistic ambitions of evil. If Robin Hood has taught me anything, it's that taxes are evil and we should all fear the taxman.

Plot twist: the Inquisitors are actually just hardcore IRS agents.

(06-23-2022, 20:58:19 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: Plot twist: the Inquisitors are actually just hardcore IRA agents.

Did you mean IRS agents?

I don't think the universe of Star Wars has a Space Ireland, much less a Space Irish Republican Army.

(06-23-2022, 21:20:02 PM)Clancy Wrote:

(06-23-2022, 20:58:19 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: Plot twist: the Inquisitors are actually just hardcore IRA agents.

Did you mean IRS agents?

I don't think the universe of Star Wars has a Space Ireland, much less a Space Irish Republican Army.

that was a unfortunate typo.

G'night guys--

Goodnight.

i'm scared :D

(06-24-2022, 07:31:00 AM)Whistle Wrote: i'm scared :D

Do you need a hug?

Or should I not hug you, because you're scared?

(06-24-2022, 08:51:31 AM)Clancy Wrote:

(06-24-2022, 07:31:00 AM)Whistle Wrote: i'm scared :D

Do you need a hug?

Or should I not hug you, because you're scared?

depends on your definition of hug honestly

like, is it one of those hugs that is too light and almost feels like bugs crawling all over you or a hug that's intended to suffocate

Why are you scared? And happy about it? O_o