02-16-2021, 04:16:31 AM
What happened to your face? Did you do some bad cocaine or somethin'? he says to Explosionface before going into his story.
I once knew this guy, he was a little bit reckless. He loved to ride motorcycles, believed in ridin’ free. And by that, I mean he never wore a helmet. People always told the guy, “you need to wear a helmet. Otherwise you'll end up in a bad wreck and die”. But the guy said, “Don't worry, I'll be fine.” Then one day, he was out on the road again on his Harley-Davidson. He was goin’ on about his way and all of a sudden, he saw this bus comin’ at him. He swerved out of the way, but he lost control of his motorcycle. Then he was launched off his bike and flew head-first into the curb. Cracked his head open like a ripe tomato. The paramedics came and rushed him to the hospital. He had to endure a 2-hour surgery and had blood clots removed from his brain. He was in a coma for over 30 days. But he managed to come to eventually. And during recovery, he saw angels and the grim reaper. And they told him to keep on living. He had to endure getting back to physical shape. Had to learn to do stuff like walk and eat. He had his moments where he struggled. But he managed to pull through and keep on going. Eventually he got himself back to tip-top shape. And nowadays, he's doing pretty good. Wanna know how I know him?.... he's me. People say I haven't been the same ever since then, but I still manage to keep on goin’. And remember: always wear your helmet.
I once knew this guy, he was a little bit reckless. He loved to ride motorcycles, believed in ridin’ free. And by that, I mean he never wore a helmet. People always told the guy, “you need to wear a helmet. Otherwise you'll end up in a bad wreck and die”. But the guy said, “Don't worry, I'll be fine.” Then one day, he was out on the road again on his Harley-Davidson. He was goin’ on about his way and all of a sudden, he saw this bus comin’ at him. He swerved out of the way, but he lost control of his motorcycle. Then he was launched off his bike and flew head-first into the curb. Cracked his head open like a ripe tomato. The paramedics came and rushed him to the hospital. He had to endure a 2-hour surgery and had blood clots removed from his brain. He was in a coma for over 30 days. But he managed to come to eventually. And during recovery, he saw angels and the grim reaper. And they told him to keep on living. He had to endure getting back to physical shape. Had to learn to do stuff like walk and eat. He had his moments where he struggled. But he managed to pull through and keep on going. Eventually he got himself back to tip-top shape. And nowadays, he's doing pretty good. Wanna know how I know him?.... he's me. People say I haven't been the same ever since then, but I still manage to keep on goin’. And remember: always wear your helmet.
I like bananas. They're yellow.