02-19-2021, 22:01:11 PM
I remember talkin' to the Shish Kebob guy at the bar last night and I blacked out. Next thing I knew, I woke up and saw this giant sea creature comin' after me. And it managed to chew on my leg. I don't know how I did it, but I managed to get to shore. I thought I was about to die there.
I like bananas. They're yellow.