Your Final Frontier

[Dookie]

"Hello friend!....Wait...where am I? Who are you? Why are looking for something?"

[Huney]

"..."

Stezzai looks around her dorm for a second. That's... probably not good.

"Has anyone seen Holly?"

[PointMaid]

Holly? No. Dios mio... I like her. I hope she's okay.

[Florien]

While Sam goes to the kitchen and is horrified to find eggs that are off-orange at best and ham glazed in teal, rather than green, Gary explores, seeking corpses, which Selenium also does. Monaca starts a headcount... but that doesn't matter, because...

The Bonfire:

Gary and Selenium arrive around the same time. It was apparently extinguished some time the previous night. The sand around it is wet. Also there is Holly, or what's left of her. Her head is on a pike, having apparently been roasted. She's been dismembered, much of her body is cooked in various styles, all of which are notable for the odd concoction of spices on the meat which can only be described as "Wario-styled".

2E comes up shortly after Gary and Selenium, having decided to search, and also sees this.

[PointMaid]

Omidios... It is Holly! No!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Holy fuck! Guys, get over here now! It's Holly!

[Dookie]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

He starts to weep.

"The eggs, the eggs...the eggs! They're the wrong color! And the ham....."

Wait what was that about a dead body again?

>Go to the bonfire

[PointMaid]

> Check for footprints in the sand. Do any of them look like they were from someone putting Holly on the spit?

> Look for any wounds or weapon marks

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Hearing Gary, Cool Sendri skateboards over to the scene of the crime. "WHAT ISS IT BR-HOLY MOLY! ISS THAT HOLLY? WHAT THE..."

>investigate the remains, to see what kind of weapon could have killed her, and what could have cut her up.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> examine head and bodily remains

[madface7]

2-E looks unfazed.

"We must find who did this posthaste, lest our lives will be on the line."

[PointMaid]

What could anyone have against Holly? Why would they go after her? And... coating her in spices and roasting her? Damn.

[Huney]

"Son of a..."

Dammit, she was excited to talk about rock formations with her... guess it's time to get to work.

>Stezzai approaches the body, then anyone around her for signs of a struggle.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

She seemed a bit moody, but other than that. Don't see why anyone would wanna kill her.

[wingedcatgirl]

Hearing Gary's shout, Mark freezes mid-transit and sprints back to the bonfire.

"Wh... What the fuck? Man, she wasn't even rich..."

[Florien]

Oh look, you noticed. Anyway, our dear botanisst friend was the White Hat Gunsslinger. Lithium took the liberty of taking her gun back when none of you were near the fire. Sso.

The Scene of the Crime:

Investigation searching for prints in the sand is inconclusive. The fire was extinguished with water, which washed any footprints that may have been there away.

Investigation of the body for weapon marks, however, does produce results. Her hair is charred from the fire, and the water washed a lot of the burned bits off. It's fairly disgusting, but there is a clear stab wound in the side of her head. The body looks like it was dismembered with some kind of cooking knife not designed for the job, based on the messy cut-marks on the bone. Gary notices something interesting while looking at the head though. The teeth have shattered, and there's clear charring around the edges of the cracks in the teeth, and her tongue was apparently bit off. It's still in her mouth though, so it was probably her who did that. Stezzai looks for signs of a struggle around the bonfire, but there's no signs at all of a struggle at the bonfire. 

[Dookie]

"Wow....who would use spices on a dead body? Except for me, of course. But I didn't do it, I swear."

>Investigate the curious case of the tongue

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Spices...if there's spices, then perhaps they should examine the spice rack in the grill-with-an-e? Cool Sendri skateboards back to the grill, and investigates.

>examine the spice rack in the bar and grill, to see if there is any evidence or signs of tampering

[PointMaid]

Dammit. Dammit.

> Search for a knife of the sort that might have done this

[Caret]

Mettaton notices the crime scene and starts to panic.

WHA-WHAT? BUT HOLLY WAS SHAPING UP TO BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS TO TAKE SUCH A DARK TURN!

[Huney]

"What the shit happened to her mouth? Ah, uh, besides that. Whatever happened, I have to assume she died quick. No sign of struggle means either she didn't get a chance or she just plain wasn't capable."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

What the hell happened to her teeth? Did someone bash her head in, too?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Investigate and see what could have broken her teeth

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

>Investigate the Bar/Grille for any knives that could have done the dismemberment

[Kafkaesque]

Loona stumbles out of her cabin with a groan. She's hit the part where you regret how much you had to drink yesterday.

It takes her a second to register through the hangover what's happened to Holly. When she does, her eyes go wide.

"W-whoa... shit..."