Your Final Frontier

[artsyGeek]

"What are s'mores like anyways?"

[Florien]

S'more or less what you were looking for:

The marshmallows are "Stey-proofed" brand, whatever that means, and advertised as "the patriotic choice". The Graham crackers are nonexistent, but there are some suitable knockoffs which taste fine, if a bit stale. The chocolate is somehow even less good comparatively than hershey's, but it will suffice. There are some skewers in the back, perfect for making your arson-mallow sandwiches. The Skewers are disposable bamboo, rather than good steel ones though. They should work, but if you use them more than once, they'll probably break and drop everything into the fire.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Not the best I've ever had, but I guess it's good for what it is. Anyone here wanna hear a campfire story?

[TalesofUnder]

MUHAHAHAHAHA! I AM DOCTOR EXPLOSIONFACE WILLKILLYOU! I WILL OBLITERATE YOU ALL!

[PointMaid]

Yes!

[PointMaid]

....Meaning yes, a campfire story. Campfire stories are good.

[Kennifer]

"It'll do, I guess. And sure, a story could be all right."

Holly's making her own S'more. She gives Dr. Explosionface Willkillyou a strange look as she does.

[Zanreo]

"Guess this will have to do..." Shin turns towards Explosionface. "Also, maybe work on that dramatic intro speech

[TalesofUnder]

...Well? Aren't you gonna bow down and accept me as your new overlord?

[PointMaid]

Selen(ium) is just confused.

[Zanreo]

"Heh... do you really think you'll have any power over Shin Amon? You may try, but my powers and abilities will be no match for you..."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

What happened to your face? Did you do some bad cocaine or somethin'? he says to Explosionface before going into his story.

I once knew this guy, he was a little bit reckless. He loved to ride motorcycles, believed in ridin’ free. And by that, I mean he never wore a helmet. People always told the guy, “you need to wear a helmet. Otherwise you'll end up in a bad wreck and die”. But the guy said, “Don't worry, I'll be fine.” Then one day, he was out on the road again on his Harley-Davidson. He was goin’ on about his way and all of a sudden, he saw this bus comin’ at him. He swerved out of the way, but he lost control of his motorcycle. Then he was launched off his bike and flew head-first into the curb. Cracked his head open like a ripe tomato. The paramedics came and rushed him to the hospital. He had to endure a 2-hour surgery and had blood clots removed from his brain. He was in a coma for over 30 days. But he managed to come to eventually. And during recovery, he saw angels and the grim reaper. And they told him to keep on living. He had to endure getting back to physical shape. Had to learn to do stuff like walk and eat. He had his moments where he struggled. But he managed to pull through and keep on going. Eventually he got himself back to tip-top shape. And nowadays, he's doing pretty good. Wanna know how I know him?.... he's me. People say I haven't been the same ever since then, but I still manage to keep on goin’. And remember: always wear your helmet.

[Kafkaesque]

Loona, now looking super sloshed, glowers at the sudden intruder on her turf.

"Wooooow. Least impressive shit I've ever seen right there."

[TalesofUnder]

Way to be a buzzkill, wolf girl! I just wanted to intimidate! Yeesh!

(Notably, the supervillain voice he had been putting on a few moments ago fades into the voice of a stereotypical whiny teenager.)

Sigh... Dad would be so disappointed.

[artsyGeek]

"..so, uh. Hey." Rebel said as he waved to Holly. Seems like he grabbed a glass of water earlier on.

[Kennifer]

"Coming into a situation like this threatening to obliterate everyone is... Well, I wouldn't advise it."

Holly just shakes her head at Explosionface, then turns to Rebel.

"Hey. Some group we've got here, huh?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Cool Sendri looks over to Explosionface. "HEY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOW OTHERSS THINK ABOUT YOU. FLORAN THINKS THAT WHILE YOU DIDN'T DO THE BEST WITH INTIMIDATION, YOU HAD HEART! AND WITH HEART, YOU CAN DO NOTHING BUT IMPROVE! YOU HAVE POTENTIAL WITH INTIMIDATING PEOPLE! FLORAN BELIEVESS IN YOU!

[Zanreo]

"Yeah, considering this is a killing game, it won't help you much to claim you're gonna kill us all!"

[Kafkaesque]

"...least you have a dad."

For about one second, Loona looks oddly somber. But she quickly brushes it aside.

"These s'mores are fucking shit, man. Got anything better?"

[artsyGeek]

"Uh-huh. ..이상하게도이 시나리오는 ...익숙한 것 같습니다." (..weird, this scenario feels.. familiar.)

Rebel giggled at the thought for a little, before stopping.

"Eh- A.. apologies. I hope you're doing fine today."

[TalesofUnder]

Well... I had a dad, at any rate. His legal name was Simon Wellspring, but his alter ego was Doctor Crazybones, who was a legendary supervillain. Sadly, he died when his private lair blew up. 

[Kennifer]

"I've been better. Of course, I've also been worse, so I suppose I can't complain."

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark is busy messily cromching s'mores that are more heavily-charred marshmallow than anything else.

This would look only slightly less silly if he were standing upright, rather than lying in the sand.

Someone's fuckin plastered.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

I...

Monaca contemplates Dr. Explosionface's backstory, and how it relates to/reflects her own backstory as an heir to the Towa Group...

[Kafkaesque]

Loona struggles to phrase her next comment coherently through the haze of all the alcohol she's imbibed.

"I... he calls himself my dad. He's not. He's some fuckin' selfish prick who just - he waltzed into my life, after I'd spent eighteen fucking years of it getting kicked to shit in a shithole kennel, or orphanage, whatever, I dunno what to call it - and then he tries to make me some fuckin' substitute family member because his real family got sick of his shit? Something like that. Bastard. Can't stand him."

She's looking around, seeing if there's anything in the vicinity of the bonfire she finds more appetising than stale, burnt s'mores.