12-26-2022, 06:28:57 AM
Walt adjusted his tie as he prepared himself for the challenge the hosts had announced.
1. "So, you know those hecklers that always interrupt you no matter what? They keep on heckling and heckling, yet they get the same response as a mediocre joke from an amateur-- cricKETS!"
2. As he muttured that last word, he slipped rather dramatically. His fall recreated a backflip and he landed on his bottom. He hastily got up only to fall again.
"Did I slip on Jimmy Cricket by any chance?" Walt said as he wiped off some dirt from his outfit.
By pure chance, he slipped again, this time he rolled forward like a ball and hit a barrel. There he ping-balled several other barrels back and forth over the course of several minutes. It eventually ended with him in the center of room, all dizzy and a large bump on his head appeared. Walt regained his composition, pushed the bump in and stood up.
"That was certainly a wild ride, 'folks!" Walt commented.
3. And that's when the heckler interrupted him.
"That was boring!" They shouted.
"How ironic, I began this act joking about hecklers! Now, do you recall what I said earlier about them?"
Walt pulls out his giant brush from essentially nowhere and begins doodling down several cartoony crickets that quickly came to lfie. They playfully hopped around the heckler and chirped in unison.
"And that's all you'll get!" Walt said towards the heckler before he turned to face the audience. "Once the crickets had their fun, pay 'em no attention, 'folks!"
1. "So, you know those hecklers that always interrupt you no matter what? They keep on heckling and heckling, yet they get the same response as a mediocre joke from an amateur-- cricKETS!"
2. As he muttured that last word, he slipped rather dramatically. His fall recreated a backflip and he landed on his bottom. He hastily got up only to fall again.
"Did I slip on Jimmy Cricket by any chance?" Walt said as he wiped off some dirt from his outfit.
By pure chance, he slipped again, this time he rolled forward like a ball and hit a barrel. There he ping-balled several other barrels back and forth over the course of several minutes. It eventually ended with him in the center of room, all dizzy and a large bump on his head appeared. Walt regained his composition, pushed the bump in and stood up.
"That was certainly a wild ride, 'folks!" Walt commented.
3. And that's when the heckler interrupted him.
"That was boring!" They shouted.
"How ironic, I began this act joking about hecklers! Now, do you recall what I said earlier about them?"
Walt pulls out his giant brush from essentially nowhere and begins doodling down several cartoony crickets that quickly came to lfie. They playfully hopped around the heckler and chirped in unison.
"And that's all you'll get!" Walt said towards the heckler before he turned to face the audience. "Once the crickets had their fun, pay 'em no attention, 'folks!"
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