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...so basically each Scrooge McDuck comes with his own pool of gold!?
I see what's going on. You're a traitor to pizza lovers. Why else would you eat this?
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
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Oh please, your meal isn't cursed at all, take a look at what I'm about to eat!
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42. give or take... infinity.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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What's 0 divided by 0?
(groan) You're fired.
What else needs saying?
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That's what you are.
Amazing!
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Was I not supposed to use fire?
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Hmmm... Where did I place that last banana peel?
Why does everyone want that pizza?
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..It's Free Pizza Monday! Free Pizza and Movies Monday! Come to the auditorium, everyone!
I'm speechless.
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Come all to the woman who cannot talk! Watch as her speechless mouth tries to communicate!
And that's why we got here, dumbass!
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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So basically, you guys were off committing arson on a pizza parlor, then proceeded to play in a ball pit, only for the cops to join you in playing instead of arresting you sickos?
Uh...fuck off with that gibberish.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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DID YOU BURN DOWN THAT ORPHANAGE? It's a simple question. Yes or No.
Funny thing, the same thing happened to me, except I got disbarred.
I am the They who says it!
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Ah, so my client told the judge I prepped them and told them to lie...
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Hey! What are you doing with that? And why are you pointing it at me...
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Hey, look at this new bazooka I got! Isn't it cool?
When did I eat that?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Christ, dude, why do I have to clean up your puke?! It's disgusting, look at it!
That doesn't mean you're immune!
and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
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I ate rabies ridden roadkill and didn't throw up, I'm fine!
Of course when I return you had to flush the evidence down the toilet!
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08-02-2021, 13:10:06 PM
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Oh man I'm glad I finally went number 2, don't know why a bag of crack was doing in the toilet, but it's probably not my business.
Oh no! He's styling all over our balls!
I can't think of anything clever.
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08-04-2021, 05:29:49 AM
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You know what? Fuck you [proceeds to style all over your balls]
...Please don't tell me the person who blew up the fridge was you.
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
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You know how in Indiana Jones a fridge survived a nuke? I just did the opposite and put a nuke inside the fridge!
This is the last time I'm going on a road trip with you!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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I take it you hated the water slide?
Battle droids.
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What's with all this metal on the front lawn?
Soda's in the garage, under the old magazines. Please don't wreck the elephant.
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
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Is there anything to drink around here? Say, nice ceramic thing. Let me play with this.
The air conditioner is dead and I felt like I just took a sweat shower.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Hmm... What would happen if I took that AC's coolant liquid and power supply?
Man, I should have used save-states before that last chokepoint.
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Dear God did that boss wiped out your party in it's opening move?!
When I start to walk, you are still a stepping stone
Bodies start to drop, then you know I'll get a throne
I've been through a lot, long as I ain't dead and gone
Look at where I got, you know I did nothing wrong
Nothing wrong!
I can't think of anything clever.
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What do you tell yourself for your daily inspiration?
And that's why I got banned from Denny's!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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What are you doing with that maple syrup?
Metal Black is the best SHUMP in the world. Retro gamers need to learn about this masterpiece.
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So what video games do you like?
No matter; I will destroy you all the same!
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I'm actually happy with my life now.
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
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