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The strangest thing you said today
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02-18-2021, 06:14:27 AM
Exactly what it says on the tin. May or may not be given context.
I'll start. "who's angel duck" silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed 
02-19-2021, 03:19:09 AM
"How do I kill the orphans and empty spaces?"
I was asking about editing a Word document for an ICT assignment I swear
Not great nor grave. Just grey.
02-19-2021, 05:05:06 AM
"Noooooo I didn't mean to build that chair! It was an accident!"
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
02-19-2021, 07:46:01 AM
"You want to use the boat as...a flea???"
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
02-21-2021, 07:50:39 AM
"SARA WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE BOYS SINGING SNOWMAN"
Not great nor grave. Just grey.
"(i'm gonna commit "eat the [honeyed snack]" irp*)"
* irp = in roleplay silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed
02-22-2021, 09:07:26 AM
"....Why is the water not turning red. I want the water to run red."
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
03-16-2021, 04:28:15 AM
"No One here is five crows in a trenchcoat trying to mess up people's sleep schedules before DST."
03-16-2021, 08:37:57 AM
"Nah, not interested in pictures of my retina"
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
03-17-2021, 07:57:48 AM
“So you're saying I'm the fastest haybale miner in the west?”
In response to my brother mentioning that in Minecraft “hoes mine hay bales faster”... ![[Image: bb0ecb42111c57f72c68ae22416ffcb828b3ff47.gif]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2be8f4d0b0ee0206a09067dd8344117c/b2d464ba92d5a8cd-06/s75x75_c1/bb0ecb42111c57f72c68ae22416ffcb828b3ff47.gif) 
03-18-2021, 02:02:39 AM
"Please be Caitlyn Jenner, I don't want to have to eat yarn."
I was watching The Masked Singer and one of the contestants seemed to be very obviously Caitlyn Jenner and I told Dusty I would eat yarn if it wasn't her. I didn't have to eat yarn.
Stupid doomed timeline...
03-19-2021, 13:58:42 PM
[unpogs your champ]
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed 
03-20-2021, 19:26:34 PM
“Well baby Isaiah just stepped on glass and died. Frog Girl and Doggy are the only ones left.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
03-29-2021, 14:18:09 PM
"Fingas"
Basically merging the word "Finger" and "Pingas". Finger -> fing -> fingas Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
04-28-2021, 01:41:20 AM
"Why is Zanero...brue?"
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
07-06-2021, 20:50:28 PM
"you can slap dynamite but it doesn't set it off"
What else needs saying?
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