07-05-2021, 21:54:08 PM
The year is 20XX. Mud wrestling gained a following despite the health concerns, as people grew sick of normal wrestling. With mud came slickness, and with slickness came more action! Eventually, the mud wrestling scene grew so large, people began creating their own mud arenas. Backyard mud wrestling spread across the nations, and eventually, mud wrestling became an aspect of status. With mud came famine, and so people began to war for food. However, the wars came not with traditional guns. They only used their artillery to further muddy up the battlegrounds. Countries fought with their professional mud wrestlers until those countries were no more. Ancient homelands, reduced to brown waste with nothing but corpses to populate its barren surface. The few remaining humans, however, learned to live off the mud.
Respiration.
Respiration.