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The Endless Tower of Boss Battles
#1
Floor 1: A sign saying the following:

"Welcome to the Endless Tower of Boss Battles! Post how to defeat/subdue the thing on the current floor, then post the thing on the next floor."
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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#2
that sign can't stop you, because you can't reaed!

FLOOR 2: Ratvioli Hell

A floor composed entirely of rat-shaped raviolis, made in such a way that you think rats are inside them. Thankfully, it's just filling. You can't see the exit anywhere, though...

(who put these rats in my ravioli... i didn't order rat-violi)
it is me. awe921, the greatest face in all of koridai
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#3
Grab a few Italians! They're good at fighting both rats and ravioli.

Floor 3: Negative Man, a yellow rectangular man. All he does is cry for the entire fight.
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#4
Be positive and take care of him.

Floor 4: Mr. Midislap and Ms. Tracer, representations of the sin of copy-stealing other's artworks (music and visual respectively) without permission/allowance/etc.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

E N D L E S S  F U N

ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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#5
Sue them for copyright infringement.


Floor 5: A floor in which you have about to be cut in half via a saw-blade right above you.
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
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#6
It's actually the ol' magic trick! Step inside a box, tuck your legs in, and survive the saw unharmed.

Floor 6: Gabe Newell, armed with a crowbar, a portal gun, a flamethrower, and more random critical hits than humanly possible.
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#7
Just backstab him after pretending to go buy a game on steam.

50 Trillion Skyrim Bears.
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