[Roleplay - Drop-in] Big Everything Roleplay Box

[Florien]

You already HAVE broken the law. Specifically, you've committed a crime against fashion with that article of clothing which I shall not name, for it is too unfashionable to even contemplate further! Oh, also privacy law, but that's quite beside the point! Not that it is enforceable, as there are no living witnesses. You have killed all their senses of taste with that garish garment, so you also will go down for MURDER someday! Though actually, their ears may remain witness to your admitting that your very eyes violate privacy laws, unless the rustling of that cloth cry-for-help is enough to deafen them too!

Continuing the trend of avoiding any sort of specificity in target, the voice won't even name the offending article of clothing.