08-23-2023, 23:32:05 PM
beach time
1. So what are you going to pack for your trip...?
Well, strictly speaking, Lucky isn't going to be doing any packing. Look at him with his tiny paws and no opposable thumbs! His handler, on the other hand, is quite well-versed in what a cat needs on a beach vacation. The cat carrier, nice and comfy just like Lucky likes it. Food and water bowls, and also food and water. And treats, don't forget treats! (Yummy delicis 3 😋; the laws forbidding its use as a snack in favor of the newly-approved 5 are still in committee.) A litter box and litter, obviously - don't worry, Lucky is very well trained and knows the difference between litter and a beach. A nice brush to get the sand out of his fur, and toys to occupy him when he's in the cabin. And of course, a proper swimming collar! (Bureaucratic regulations define appropriate swimwear in such a way as to categorically exclude one's normal clothing, even when one normally wears so little. Luckily, a specifically-designated swim collar satisfies the requirements.)
2. ... What's the most fun thing you can do with a sniper rifle on the island?
There are many things to be done with a sniper rifle, but the most important one is to carefully remove the laser sight and RED DOT RED DOT GET THE RED DOT GET IT GET IT GET IT
3. ... what's the sandcastle plan?
Step 1 is of course to gather lots of building material, make a big sand pile. Step 2 is to dig in the pile. Step 3 is to be in the pile. Love the pile.
... the handler adds some crenelations, mostly for looks since Lucky doesn't exactly have a longbow on paw.
4. ... What else are you going to do at the Tropical Ski Resort?
After a hard day of chasing, digging, and swimming, Lucky is all tuckered out. He's gonna find a nice warm spot and take a nap. (His handler, on the other handler, will be drinking a nice tropical beverage out of a coconut shell with a little umbrella in it. After brushing all the sand out of Lucky's fur, of course.)
Well, strictly speaking, Lucky isn't going to be doing any packing. Look at him with his tiny paws and no opposable thumbs! His handler, on the other hand, is quite well-versed in what a cat needs on a beach vacation. The cat carrier, nice and comfy just like Lucky likes it. Food and water bowls, and also food and water. And treats, don't forget treats! (Yummy delicis 3 😋; the laws forbidding its use as a snack in favor of the newly-approved 5 are still in committee.) A litter box and litter, obviously - don't worry, Lucky is very well trained and knows the difference between litter and a beach. A nice brush to get the sand out of his fur, and toys to occupy him when he's in the cabin. And of course, a proper swimming collar! (Bureaucratic regulations define appropriate swimwear in such a way as to categorically exclude one's normal clothing, even when one normally wears so little. Luckily, a specifically-designated swim collar satisfies the requirements.)
2. ... What's the most fun thing you can do with a sniper rifle on the island?
There are many things to be done with a sniper rifle, but the most important one is to carefully remove the laser sight and RED DOT RED DOT GET THE RED DOT GET IT GET IT GET IT
3. ... what's the sandcastle plan?
Step 1 is of course to gather lots of building material, make a big sand pile. Step 2 is to dig in the pile. Step 3 is to be in the pile. Love the pile.
... the handler adds some crenelations, mostly for looks since Lucky doesn't exactly have a longbow on paw.
4. ... What else are you going to do at the Tropical Ski Resort?
After a hard day of chasing, digging, and swimming, Lucky is all tuckered out. He's gonna find a nice warm spot and take a nap. (His handler, on the other handler, will be drinking a nice tropical beverage out of a coconut shell with a little umbrella in it. After brushing all the sand out of Lucky's fur, of course.)
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