POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Kennifer]

>Head Northwest and check there

[Huney]

... Wait, why doesn't he just. Ask.

"'Ay guys, dumb question, not a kink thing. How many toes do you all have?"

[KungFuCutbug]

>Head Northwest and check there

[5]

[An icicle is missing from one of the trees. From the looks of it, it was broken off.]

[madface7]

"Do  we... even have toes, Addie?"

"I... don't think so! These aren't toes!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"I mean I got three toes on each feet. But I like to scare Pokemon. I ain't a killer."

[Guma]

>examine corpse more THOROUGHLY than previously

[madface7]

"Wait! Maybe this isn't our feet... maybe this is just one big toe!"

"Then why don't they have toenails on them?"

"Maybe the toenails were inside us all along!"

"You make a valid point, Addie."

[Kennifer]

>look for footprints (other than her own) in the Northwest area, especially around the tree with the missing icicle

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Search Northwest for a missing icicle

[KungFuCutbug]

>examine corpse more THOROUGHLY than previously

[1]

[Your attempts to discover a cause of death only serve to mangle the corpse further. One more screwup and it might become worthless.]

>look for footprints

[1]

[You slip and fall, causing an icicle to fall off a tree branch and donk you on the head.]

>Search Northwest for a missing icicle

[1]

[The same thing happens to you.]

[madface7]

> search the southwest for the missing icicle

"...Why are we searching there?"

"Because NO ONE expects to find an icicle in the desert!"

"Addie, you are a genius, you know that?"

[Huney]

"So I have 3, Gengar has 3, we're both possible suspects. Anybody else?"

Pleaaase don't make Huney google Pokemon feet

[KungFuCutbug]

>search the southwest for the missing icicle

[3]

[No icicles here.]

[Guma]

Scheiße . . . . Shit . . . .

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Ow! Is it no wonder why I hate the cold?!"

[Kennifer]

"Ow!"

Mawile rubs her head and

>Tries looking again, this time at a slightly safer distance...

[KungFuCutbug]

>Tries looking again, this time at a slightly safer distance

[2]

[Nothing that you can see.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Any icicles in the center?"

search center for icicles

[KungFuCutbug]

>search center for icicles

[2]

[You can't find any icicles here.]

[madface7]

"Wait, what if those toes aren't toes, but claws?"

"Wait, what? I don't understand!"

"...I mean, the missing prints could be claw prints from, say, Guy. He's a Snorlax, after all."

[Zanreo]

"Toes? Not sure I even... have feet" Fuiji says as she just seems to slightly float above ground as she moves.

>search west for icicle

[Huney]

"Here's something to consider, of all of us, only two of us have two toes. Ted and Mawile."

[madface7]

"...Wait, how do we know that the prints were washed off? Couldn't there just have been no prints from anyone except Ted and Mawile?"

"SUS!"

"...It's too early to call anyone sus, Addie." "Mmm... sauce."

[KungFuCutbug]

>search west for icicle

[3]

[Nope, it's not here.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Search East for icicle