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POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame
My real name's got a long string of A's, T's and V's, so yeah, ATV.

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

"Outside circumstances? Whatever vile things could you be implying by that? I simply never felt the need to settle down! A fixed location would go against the principles of my lifestyle!"

Egads... perhaps I should talk to the others trapped in this circumstance with me. Surely they cannot be as frustratingly cruel as our host. As I turn to them, I allow my combative posture to ease into a friendlier stance.

"It is a pleasure to get your names, all of you! I am sure I do not need to give mine, such is my repute..."
"Having a name is nice, yes... otherwise I'd be going by [Image: YGlitchNameC1.png]. You have no idea how she pronounced that first glitchy symbol.
Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
"Ehhhhhhhhhh?????" he reacts to Fuiji's alternate name.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
"Oh, well greetings to you."
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Sabine. And I live here in Unova. I have scourged every single area of this Arceusforsaken region, and this looks nothing like any of it. You must have created it with your magic.
"[Image: YGlitchNameC1.png]... that's my species" Fuiji says.
Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
“Yeah, yeah, nice meetin’ ya, Isbrand, [Image: YGlitchNameC1.png], ‘n’ th’ rest'a ya. Maybe some'a ya won't make me wanna tear my horns out. Fo’ now I'll just leave ya be. If ya need me, I'll be here in th’ Central section'a th’ forest. Do not waste my time.
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
Your species is Female?

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

"That is... painful to listen to, and I'm not even asking how you said it."
Stupid doomed timeline...
"Wait, Ringtoss, before you go. I have a quick question."
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Waitwaitwait... Female Period? Your species is the menstrual cycle?

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

Curious... An unusual being... But a friendly one... Most interesting... We hope to know you more, Fuiji...
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
"Excuse you, ATV. There's kids here."
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
"That makes sense. Menstrual cycle, because she's gotta go with the flow."
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Wanting to break focus away from Fuiji... the Lycanroc introduces themselves


Oh I forgot to introduce myself. I wanted to go by Reine, after another human I met once, because that name sounded pretty. My trainer had none of it because I'm apparently male and dubbed me Reynard... please don't call me that. Please.
hey who turned out the lights?
[Ringtoss looks at Doober... and releases a very, very long deep sigh.] “...What is it, Doober.”
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
What, [Image: YGlitchNameC1.png]? I've heard of that. An anomaly in the taxonomical structure of Pokémon—a glitch, if you will. Why . . . .

She was going to say, “there's nothing stopping me from killing you right now, vile heathen,” but there was something stopping her. She just didn't know what it was.
Ew, Gengar! Don't say that! That's rude!

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

"Huh? What is what?"
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Mawile just looks... confused.
Stupid doomed timeline...
“Ya said ya had a question fo’ me.”
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
"Oh come on, ATV. Gotta laugh a little. We're all cooped up in this place, why not make a joke or two, hmm?"
I like bananas. They're yellow.
"Menstruation?"

"You know, when girls bleed out of their... you know..."


"Do Pokemon even do that?"


Sue just shrugs.
...I have changed my mind. These people are disgusting.


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