POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[madface7]

"You slowed down, Doober!"

"Good on you for following directions."

[CrystalMemoria]

Rosario begins walking, but trips... and... OH NO.

MUD.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Rosario quickly hops out of the mud, trying their best to get as much of it off as possible.

"M-Mud... Dirt... Mud...!"

[Huney]

"Oh, thanks tiny dudes. You're already my favorite."

"Hey, where is this?"

[KungFuCutbug]

“Listen, are ya deaf or jus’ stupid? You asked me, ‘n’ I quote, ‘Why are you doing this anyway, Ringtoss?’, and I said I'm doin’ this ‘cause I'm bored. That's the only answer you're gettin’ ‘cause it's the only answer I got. Now stop asking.”

[He hears Doober's question and smirks a little.] “Unova.”

[Huney]

"I'm no what?"

[Kennifer]

"You have... no idea who it is, do you? Well, neither do I!"

Mawile ponders a moment.

"Especially since nobody's gotten perma-fainted yet."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Geez, why is that spinner so angry for? Just invited us to a game and it's all, AAAAAGGGGGGAAAAEEEEHHHH. Lighten up."

[Guma]

She remembered what Ringtoss had said at the beginning, realizing he was right.

Scheisse . . . . Well, for your information, I don't remember ever “signing up” for this.

[Kafkaesque]

"So you consider boredom excuse enough to condemn so many innocents to dreadful fates at each other's appendages? Why, I have encountered some truly horrific villains in my time, but you..." I visibly bristle. "You are easily among the very worst! May the corrupting flames of the Distortion World claim you where you stand, foul fiend! And no matter what, you shall rue the day you dared to subject a legendary adventurer to your little games!"

[CrystalMemoria]

Rosario is... still trying to swipe off as much of the mud as possible, eyes wide and fearful.

"Oh, the germs this mud must have...! Why did you choose a forest in the middle of... ah... this 'Unova' place you speak of...?! For that matter, where is Unova...?!"

Honestly, the place doesn't even remotely sound familiar... This place is nothing like anything they'd know.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Unova... Curious... The last time I awoke, I was in a place called Johto... This place is very mysterious indeed...

[madface7]

"UNOVA?! I've always wanted to go to Unova!"

"Addie, we live in Unova."

"Yeah, but I want to go there!"

"Oh. Carry on."

[TenOfSwords13]

Unova? That's... a while away. My trainer did say something about a thing happening here...

[KungFuCutbug]

“Thanks for the compliment, Izzy!” [...“Izzy”? Was that a corruption of Isbrand? How the fuck did he know your name enough to rake it through the mud like that when you haven't even introduced yourself yet?]

“As fo’ th’ rest'a ya... You never heard'a the Unova region before? Y'know, Nimbasa City, Castelia City, Driftveil City with the buh dah-nah dah-nah duh-nuh ta-ka-ka-ka?” [...hOW DID HE DO THAT WITH HIS MOUTH—]

[Zanreo]

Then, Fuiji decided to >go south, seeing how a bunch of the others went there recently.

"Um... hi" she greets the group.

[Dookie]

Squirt got up and started to wonder where he was..but a bigger question hit him.

Who was he?

He wasn't even a year old, so maybe that explained it. But he couldn't remember ever having a trainer. Or what a trainer was. Or who the Pokémon next to him were. Or where he was. In fact, he could barely remember anything.

“W...what have you done to me?”

[Kennifer]

Hearing talk of the various regions the other contestants come from, Mawile adds: "I'm from Hoenn, myself. Nice place. Apparently the air is tasty there."

[MadeOfMilk]

Aw hell, I knew I wasn't in Kanto anymore...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"I never heard of it. Lived in the Ghost Tower of Lavender Town all my life."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

I, myself, also originate from Kanto as well... And... where are my manners? I am Lord Helix, pleased to make your acquaintance...

[KungFuCutbug]

>go south

[I feel the need to clarify that moving between sections of the forest that have been explored already is a free action.]

[Huney]

"Wait, I get it! You want us to kill each other! But why?"

[MadeOfMilk]

Heeeeyyyy Lord Helix! Remember me? The All Terrain Venomoth?

[madface7]

"Ooh, my trainer's been to all those regions. I hear they're pretty nice."

"That's OUR trainer, comrade!" The Soviet Anthem starts inexplicably blasting out of his mouth.

[CrystalMemoria]

Rosario shakes their head.

"None of those names rings a bell. Forgive me, perhaps it's that my memory is foggy, but they're all unknown to me..."

>Regroup with the others, just to make certain that Rosario is with other Pokemon.

"...Why, how rude of me... I never introduced myself. My name is Rosario. It's a... pleasure to meet all of you."

Rosario sort of glances at Ringtoss, simply saying that to be polite... They're also staying a far distance from everyone, seeing as they're already dealing with the accursed mud, they don't need to deal with more germs!