[Mafia] Your Final Frontier: Go 4th and perish!

[Cutegirl920fire]

Anastasia returns to the perimeters, carrying the vaguely cursed-looking books, scummy magazines, an untitled spy novel, and five copies of The DaVinci Code.
"Went to the library and found these. I don't think they're evidence but I think they're neat. If you want one, you can take it."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Wait, a minute.... did you just call stump?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"I dunno, feels weird that you both expected us to know that ninjas can use teleporters, and that we weren't supposed to connect the dots with the info you assumed for us to have. Luckily, we just know that you're daft." With that, Bit takes a copy of the Da Vinci code. "Seems fun enough.

[PointMaid]

I did. Like I said, hand was being forced. Didn't like it, but...

[Kennifer]

"I was just speculating on who could be that sneaky. I'm no murderer, just someone who reads the literature we're given and may jump to conclusions now and then. Speaking of that literature, I thought it said you didn't have any special information."

"All that aside,  I do appreciate your wanting to unmask our killers, but trying to make deductions does not a killer make, so perhaps we should continue investigating?"

[PointMaid]

Who're you calling daft, hmm? I didn't intend for it to be evidence, wasn't even intentionally not saying it, really. But it became evidence when Inez said it.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Feel the context would have made it obvious who I'm calling "daft". But no matter, let's keep looking. Inez has a point.

>double check the courtyard. see if you missed anything from last night.

[Florien]

OH SHIT

Fuck uhh...

Ssorry losst focuss there for a moment. SSECURITY GET THE DOG OUT OF THERE

A group of guards rush in and drag Karma down two off-limits corridors. Karma now is safe from being killed (under the vast majority of circumstances), but can no longer vote.

A hologram Karma appears where Karma was.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Too bad you won't be able to vote then, but at least we know you're on the level. But still yet, I don't know what to make of Miss Hollywood Starlet here. She could be like some siren leading us to our deaths. Or maybe she was just guessing. I don't know. There's got to be more to find though.

> Check out Hat Kid's body. Is there anything else that could have killed her besides the table?

[Cutegirl920fire]

"I think after we find the killer, we should hold a funeral for Hat Kid. For what little I knew off her, she was cool. For now, I'll get flowers for her." 
> Head to the courtyard to find flowers

[PointMaid]

Go on, investigate thoroughly. Do that. I want all the evidence myself, trust me.

As for me. I'm rather sure Inez and Bit are part of the killers, based on their behavior. I've told the rest of you my logic why and given you some reason to trust me, if you're innocent.

[Kennifer]

"I was guessing based on sneakiness, who would be sneaky enough to be able to get a large pool table out of the rec room without disturbing anyone sleeping there, and ninjas are known for sneaking around. I know I'm kind of a sound sleeper, but..."

Inez scowls, going over the actual evidence and clues in her head having been a bit distracted by all the sudden accusation stuff.

"Now... Kiryu, was it? You'd said something was off in the kitchen?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Personally, I'm starting to see why they threw one of their employees into a death game, if you're as good at your job as you are at deduction.

[PointMaid]

...You just keep saying that.

>Investigate the kitchen

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Doesn't look like there's anything else to be found on the body. And look, I'm not trying to dismiss what you're saying. If I need to vote for either of these people, I'll do so. But we also need to be careful here and not make the wrong move. Back when I was in that damn cabin, I ended up clearing the names of a newlywed couple I had to jail. And me and the others came very close to voting off some guy who had a thing for butterflies. We all thought he was a killer. Turned out he wasn't He barely skirted by. I just want to be cautious here and make the right move. You might be right about Inez or Bit, but it wouldn't hurt to make sure it's not any other possibility, you know?

[Kennifer]

Inez will also

> Check out the kitchen.

[Cutegirl920fire]

"Argh, all glass. Not even a sign of a single piece of grass." Anastasia grumbled. "I'll improvise."
Anastasia rips one of the empty back pages of the spy novel. She spends a couple of minutes folding it into a flower. She heads over to where Hat Kid's body is located. There, she noticed Floyd investigating.
"Hey, is it alright if I leave this paper flower by her? I want to pay my respects." She asked him.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Can it wait until the investigation gets done? We don't need to sully anything up here.

[Zanreo]

"Now... Kiryu, was it? You'd said something was off in the kitchen?"

"Yeah, there's certainly some suspicious stuff that went on there... I don't think all those cabinets were opened earlier, for one! And one of them looks like someone removed something from it, and made a mess in there trying to to get it too!"

[Cutegirl920fire]

"Fair point," Anastasia sighed, holding on to the paper flower. "I'll put it on her coffin, then." 

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"...You think that they had coffee in that cabinet? Might explain some things."

[Cutegirl920fire]

Anastasia hears about the accusations on Bit and Inez and the cabinets.
"Ah, I smell drama!" Anastasia smirked. She was trying to light up the mood by a bit.

[Zanreo]

"Could be, would sure explain some stuff! Like, uh, where they got the coffee from!"

[Caret]

"Which gives me an idea..."

> search for any misplaced coffee cups

[PointMaid]

Our Esteemed Players of this Game:

Karma (The Dog one). Trivia: Karma, despite her name, is a devoted Zoroastrian.
Hat Kid (The Kid one). Trivia: Hat Kid's given name is Robert, but that wasn't feminine enough, so they changed it to Bruce.
Inez Cortana (The Smart Speaker one). Trivia: Cortana is solely responsible for the Greek Debt Crisis of 2008.
Dr. Everett King (The Fruit-Wielding one). Trivia: Dr. King's least favorite chess piece is the bishop, because his son, Neverett King Esq., choked to death on one at the age of 51.
Dr. Jack Bright (The Necklace one). Trivia: Dr. Bright once invented a new kind of mop, but sold the patent without ever producing more than a prototype.
Lloyd Henrick (The Extradited one). Trivia: Lloyd is 561st in line for the thrones of England and North Korea, and 592nd in line for the throne of Monaco.
Bit (The Mercenary One). Trivia: Bit's career as a bounty hunter was started after she caught the notorious fraudster "the ant farmer" at her job as an accountant.
Hallie Mathews (The Cat one). Trivia: Hallie briefly worked as a florist apprentice in Allfield, but left on discovering that there were no florist shops in the entire colony.
Yvonne "Bow" Ciel (The Pokémon one). Trivia: "Bow" is an acronym for "Breath of the Wild", her former favorite video game. Her current favorite video game is YIIK.
Nikku Morioka (The Silent one). Trivia: Nikku, along with the ghost of Steven Chu (An energy secretary for an old earth government), invented the ubiquitous scroll lock key.
Anastatia Nikolaevna Romonova (The Royal one). Trivia: Anastatia was an uncredited extra in the hit movie Die Harderer Again Twice Another Day Deluxe 2 Turbo HD, in the Zepplin Scene.
Fake Kiryu (The Artificial One). Trivia: Fake Kiryu is a regular competitor in local fishing competitions, known for his bait, which he home-makes out of stale cheese danishes.
Dinowrestler Coelasilat (The Sauropsid one). Trivia: Coelasilat, before legally changing his name to "Dinowrestler" was Oliver Coelasilat, a barista at The Outpost Coffeehouse.

...You don't think these obviously fake - no offence, bosses - Alliance bios have anything to do with the coffee, do you? Look at the last one.