[Mafia] Your Final Frontier: Go 4th and perish!

[Florien]

You all can leave if you want to, the doorss are open, sstairss are over there, teleporter over there, and elevator that way. You'll probably be waiting a few hourss for Coel there. Guardss will take you to the place you want to go. Or jusst shove you in the time-fuckery thing and hope for the besst in one casse. Oh, Lieutenant Colonel, thiss rank technically comess with a very ssmall pay raisse, but uhh... your power abusse opprotunitiess jusst went up, floran will give you more leeway in doing what you want. Sso your pay iss technically a lot higher, jusst remember, embezzled, grafted, and grifted money aren't tax exempt. You don't have to report it as income from "missc illegal thingss" but you do have to report it.

Jusst for future reference.

[PopcornPie]

"...Oh. I thought it was going to be a big thing were there's a bright flashing light, and then I was up on my sunning rock at home."

[Florien]

...Well, if you want to sstick around, you can, floran figuress floran would give you the option to ssay bye or whatever, maybe get you all a coupon to sstop at a resstaurant or ssomething on the way back? Floran doessn't really want to unnecesssarily resstrict you from doing whatever you want to do right now, conssidering you're pardoned and uhh... assside from the lieutenant colonel, not citizenss. Floran only doess what floran doess becausse it keepss floran in charge. Libertarian Police Sstatess are way harder to run than other government ssysstemss.

Basssically floran won't keep you, but floran won't make you leave before you're ready.

[TheOtherCG]

"Oh. Well, can a guard bring me to the time machine thing or tell me the directions to one, please?"

[PointMaid]

Karma takes up her promotion and quickly heads to the pound... she can't stand to be around here much longer, she tried to help but it just wasn't enough to balance the scales of justice. And she cares about that sort of thing. At least she can help other puppies have the good lives they deserve.

[Florien]

Yeah, ssure. Actinide! GET ON IT!

Yes Director, whatever ya say director. On it! Gettin' the princess to the time thing!

[TheOtherCG]

"Alright!" Anastasia gets up from her chair. "Well, farewell, Double! Farewell, Karma! And once Coel comes, can someone please tell him that I said goodbye to him?"
Anastasia walks towards Actinide who's coming for her.

[PopcornPie]

"Goodbye, darling!" The Etherian waves Anastasia off, then, seeing as Coel wasn't coming anytime soon, decided to triple-check and make sure they had all their belongings.

Something that fluttered out was a little photograph of a short woman with long, purplish hair.

[Florien]

Sendri waves a guard over to make sure Double Trouble gets given the picture back.

You dropped that. Thiss one iss free. Favor sstill sstandss until you officially call it in. Our doorss are alwayss open probably. Okay not alwayss, but enough of the time that you won't have to wait long if they're closssed. Can't have you leaving random shit everywhere, esspecially if it'ss important to you.

[TenOfSwords13]

Coel thinks about his request for a moment

Hmmm... I'll just take a cash reward. I was planning on retiring from Dinowrestling at some point, and I'll take the opportunity you've given me now.

[Florien]

Well, that'ss eassy. Uhh... do you have a bank account? If you have a bank account we'll go direct depossit. Otherwisse, we'll give you a casse of traveller'ss checkss. Not a lot of placess accept them directly anymore, but there'ss probably ssomewhere that will cash them for you.

Or you could tell floran what currency you'd prefer, then we could give it to you in cash in that way.

[TenOfSwords13]

Yeah, I have an account with Meteor Co. I'll send an email to you guys with the details, but really I'd like to leave like it's a mass extinction event.

[Florien]

Great great, floran will... you take fax right? Eh floran will jusst email you the form. You're probably on our sserverss ssomehwere, we hosst sso much. We'll figure it out later. But yeah we'll sset you up with a ssubsstantial amount of money. How'ss... fifty million? That ssound good? Fifty million of an importer'ss currency. Fifty billion of an exporter'ss. Roughly. Or iss it the other way? You get the point. Plenty of money. Maybe we'll give more if we find it in the budget, who knowss? Anyway, ssee you, you did great. Highesst cassualty rate ever! Great work.

[TenOfSwords13]

Coel shivers at being told that mass murder was "great work"

... I did it to survive. Anyway, I'll be off now. Goodbye.

He leaves as fast as saurusly possible.

[Florien]

Alright! That'ss... all of them! Great work, you all were cool, we got a new officer, New Hydroxyl, you're officially New Hydroxyl and not jusst informally New Hydroxyl.

Thank you, Director!

Valdragon, you did great even if you pronounce your own name wrong.

...Yes Director, thank you director.

Yeah anyway moving on, resst of you were alsso good. Except Callenbourne, but... yeah we need to purge his underlingss fasst probably before they causse problemss. And get to the writing him as a dangerouss traitor who desserved thiss but didn't come even closse to his goal, and not ssomeone who tried... well, what he did. Can't believe floran didn't do that ssooner. Anyway... we should do thiss again ssometime probably. A fifth insstallment. Yess. Floran'll figure ssomething out. Ssee all of you later.

Game Over: Murderers Won.

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The Players:

Karma, the Alliance Employee: Survived. Promoted Justice.
Hat Kid, the Investigator: Killed. Went off the Deep End.
Inez Cortana, the Illusionist: Executed. Clipped Out.
Dr. Everett King, the first Black Hat Gunslinger: Died. Thomas'd his Beckets.
Bart Simpson, the third Black Hat Gunslinger: Executed. Syndication Rescinded.
Dr. Jack Bright, the White Hat Gunslinger: Misfired. #9183: May not get involved in a murdergame.
Dr. Clef, the first and third Pickpocket: Died. Hit the head.
Double Trouble, the fifth Pickpocket: Survived. In Favor.
Lloyd Henrick, the Suppressor: Executed. No Smoking.
Dan Lewis, the first Medic: Died. Floored.
Bit, the second Medic: Killed. Knife Knifed (with knife).
Hallie Mathews, the Defibrillator: Killed. Door to Doormat.
Yvonne "Bow" Ciel, the Profiler: Killed. Nailed it! First Time!
Nikku Morioka, the Identity Thief: Executed. All over the area.
Anastasia Nikolaevna Romonova, the Whistleblower: Survived. Give it a few years.
Fake Kiryu, the Victim of Circumstance: Executed. Not-Mafia to the End.
Dinowrestler Coelasilat, the Ninja: Survived. Cashed out.
Lucinda the All-Witnessing, the second Black Hat Gunslinger and second and fourth Pickpocket: Survived...? All the violence was unprovoked, but retroactively justified.