[Mafia] Witch Trip

[Florien]

SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK GET OVER THERE GET OVER THERE

Fentiriss and Lukanios's mildly vengeful ghosts rush over to their corpses and possess them.

FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!
...
Okay, checking, checking, seems fine. Feels gross. Kind of completely numb right now. Probably able to get this fixed if we get the right spellcaster to bond us in properly, might have to go back home for that. I liked the iteration where we managed to trick the witch into raising everyone from the dead and then we killed all the people from the oldentimes who came back.

You followed the plan! You probably read our fliers! Great! Excellent! Crisis averted! Good times, yeah? Good working with you, excellent job, and the best part is CATS is staying dead! Probably! I hope! Anyway, excellent, I'm a genius, Feni is also smart I guess, and good work yeah? Good following our plan that saved all of you. Basically a perfect game.

Right, anyway, I see you killed the witch. What a complete joke she was, right? Did the guy betray you? No? Good. Don't have to pike him this iteration. All is well. And I have no intention of staying dead, so don't go wishing me an afterlife. I'm never going there.

[Kennifer]

"So you did do it after all, you got the last one. And you defeated her. I... did my best, even if I ran into a streak of shitty luck there. I was hoping to join you in celebrating, but this is the best I can do when it comes to that I guess."

Delilah's spirit floats there a moment, surrounded by what looks like some sort of divine flame.

"Quinarva. Khaleed. I'm... sorry I shot you. Especially Khaleed, since he wasn't even possessed. But it's over. I can rest."

She then smiles a bit at the lizardfolk.

"Your plan worked, and I was glad I was able to have a part in it. I wish we could've talked more about the various timelines and iterations and such. Sounds fascinating."

[TheOtherCG]

Abigail became shocked and amused at seeing Fentiriss and Lukanios possess their bodies and hearing their intentions to resurrect themselves.
"Oh! Um, Fentiriss, Lukanois, I wish you good luck on reviving yourselves!"

[Oggy123]

Anya and Elster just watch the other souls rising, silently.

[PopcornPie]

Abigail watches the souls emerge from the ground and ascending from the heavens. The souls within her however, are pushing towards her organs.
"How come they get to be free?"

For once, Abigail manages to ignore them as she recognized some of the departed.

"Crow. Susan. Cats. Quinvera. Fentiriss. Lukanios. Khaleed. Xue. And all of the other souls. I am deeply sorry you have to go through Agatha's cruelty. I hope that all of you will be able to find peace in the afterlife."

"Hypocrite." The voices snarked.

Abigail didn't even bother listening to them. Even if she didn't find the peace she desired, she was at least joyous seeing the departing souls find theirs.

Quin looks ready to pounce. 

"DON'T YOU ASSHOLES GET IT?! I'M NOT GOING TO THE AFTERLIFE! I'M GOING TO BE-"

At that exact moment, Quin is seized unable to move, and salt materializes around her...

[LavenderDream]

Susan's soul emerges from the ground before turning to face the rest of the group. 
Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead, I see. Congratulations. Also, I would like to sincerely apologize for the whole "Trying to kill you" thing. 

[TheOtherCG]

"First the lizard folk and then Quin are intending to not stay dead... Do the other dead members of our group intend to revive themselves? I'm not complaining, it's just I didn't expect them to move on the afterlife and attempt resurrection."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Naomi just silently looks up at all of the souls raising up...

Wow...

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"That ghost called me a bitch, so I'll say same here. Sorry bout the murder or whatever."

[TheOtherCG]

"First the lizard folk and then Quin are intending to not stay dead... Do the other dead members of our group intend to revive themselves? I'm not complaining, it's just I didn't expect them to move on the afterlife and attempt resurrection."

^ Meant to say, not moving onto the afterlife

[PopcornPie]

"First the lizard folk and then Quin are intending to not stay dead... Do the other dead members of our group intend to revive themselves? I'm not complaining, it's just I didn't expect them to move on the afterlife and attempt resurrection."

"LOOK AT ME! ALL OF YOU! LOOK ME IN THE EYES! ESPECIALLY YOU, XUE! YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US HELP! YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING! BUT YOU CHOSE TO LEAVE US TO SUFFER INSTEAD! I WANT TO TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME!" Despite the paralysis, she tries lunging at Xue.

[PointMaid]

Taira looks at Quinarva's... ghost? Maybe she was never actually dead in the first place.

...And that's why you drink plenty of water and balance your electrolytes.

[Kennifer]

"I don't hold it against the possessed, even Xue. You weren't exactly yourselves, were you?"

"As for resurrection... if it's possible, sure. 'Though I imagine the afterlife is nice too."

[TheOtherCG]

All Abigail could do is look at Quin in the eye with pity and sigh.

[LavenderDream]

Well, I can definitely say for myself that I will not be staying dead. I have a girlfriend and a business to get back to.

[PopcornPie]

"YOU SEAL MY ERASURE FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY TO ME, TAIRA?! I OUGHT TO SLAUGHTER YOU ALL!"

[Florien]

Oh yeah, fuck, should we reset? I don't want to pay to have this "not properly bonded to the body" thing fixed, especially considering almost no spellcasters know exactly how to fix that and the few that do are REALLY expensive. Remember your siblings?

Ehh... I know we can arbitrarily avoid our younger's celebration, and I really don't want to go, but like, at some point we need to go back and finish restandardizing. And maybe make sure our guild puppet doesn't need replacement. And fuck my siblings, fuck my niece, fuck all of them, they're not as great as I am, nor will they ever be. I really want to have fun with the governing thing right now. Worst comes to the very worst, we can just get some spellcaster to repeatedly try to open a tear and eventually end up somewhere cool. So good news everyone, this is the iteration you're going to remember! Sucks to be you if you're dead I guess, about to be used for power by whatever god manages to grab you, I would recommend staying around, haunting a bit, and becoming a god yourself. Your choice I guess, but don't make the wrong one, yeah?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

It was at this point a few Jeeps show up with several park rangers approaching the survivors.

"We've been looking for you all for days! We were all worried sick. Are you all okay?" one of the rangers says.

[PopcornPie]

"I swear to the gods, YOU TWO in particular, if I EVER find a way to restore myself, I am coming STRAIGHT for you, you hear me?! And I will make DAMN SURE YOU GO EXACTLY WHERE I AM ABOUT TO GO!"

[TheOtherCG]

Abigail notices the Jeeps and the Rangers.
"Erm, yes, but some of us has died."

[Kennifer]

"...becoming a god, or goddess does sound interesting too. But maybe after my next death."

Spirit!Delilah is just kind of... awkwardly avoiding looking at Quinarva right now, though she did feel pity for her.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Yeah...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Died? Do you know what happened?"

[Oggy123]

Anya waves at the other spirits, before running, with Elster, to the rangers.

"I'm okay."

[Florien]

Haha cute the little nature spirit who doesn't understand nature is coming for us, Luki we'd better build that super-bunker of doom otherwise she'll be so much of a threat wow

Eh. Sorry about it. Get over yourself, obviously, but sorry about having to have you killed. Let it be stated that I wanted Anya and Elster dead, they've done nothing but stare at the sky wistfully in a way I find irritating.

Yes, rangers, can you confirm that we are two lizardpeople in heavy armor who do not currently have a pulse? I want to see if we can freak Taira more out. Though I don't know if that's possible, she's just seen literal ghosts doing ghost things.