[Mafia] Witch Trip 2: The Witch is Back

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

A doll's scheme!

1. You all find yourselves caught in the rain. And the clouds bring the lightning and thunder as bolts strike at everyone. The lightning creeps closer to you, aiming to hit you all. Evade the bolts and get to safety.
"I'm immune to a lot of things, but I don't think lightning is one of them," Maryann mutters. "Welp, nothing to it." She smears some mud on herself in hopes that this will provide some insulation, then dashes the fuck away from the lightning hell circle and makes her way to the assembly hall.

2. The rainfall increases tenfold. Before you know it, you find the camp is flooding. Reach high ground or drown.
"Brilliant. Okay. At least I can handle this." She swaps out the yoyo part of her yoyos for... what are those, yoyos but grabby? They're studded like cleats. Who invented that? Whoever did, they seemed to have this exact scenario in mind, as Maryann uses them like a pair of grappling hooks to climb her way up and up as far as she can reach.

And as a backup plan, she doesn't actually need to breathe, so the water shouldn't kill her anyway. Might suck, so still worth avoiding, but she'll live.

3. Now the rainwater has turned to blood. The sharks from the river are swimming after you, looking for a nice meal. Fight them off otherwise you're dinner.
"Sharks don't live here!!!" She swaps the grappling yoyos for... why does she have sharp yoyos, actually more importantly why do sharp yoyos exist - and she's swinging for the sharks, but not to kill? Just to wound, it seems, getting them to bleed so they go after each other instead of her.

"Not that I can bleed myself, but I'm not sure they're capable of figuring out I'm a doll."

1. You find all the mud you can and bathe yourself in it. Perhaps a little too much of it. Layer after layer of mud, and suddenly you look like a Bigfoot doll. You run into the Assembly Hall without getting struck. But as you wait for the lightning to die off, all that mud dries and solidifies you inside itself. You wiggle around in attempts to get unstuck. You eventually manage to do so by making yourself tip over and fall, shattering the hardened mud. The fall hurts, but nevermind that now. The flood is coming.

Rolled 10.

2. The environment is much too wet for your yo-yos to grab onto anything. You keep trying, getting more desperate as the flood raises further. But it's all in vain as the waters push you away right into the barrier the Witch has set up around her camp. Colliding with said barrier makes you burst into flames. The flood waters do douse them, but not before your body is reduced to burnt doll cinders.

The Ranger rises out of the water and snaps his/her fingers and now you're resurrected again, back on safe ground.

I laugh at the fools who think they can escape my barriers and run right into them. But the environment itself forcing you into the barriers is even more amusing.

Rolled 2 and 1- for lightness for 1.

3. You don't want to die again, but you're still determined to use your yo-yos. Where they fail at grappling, they are effective in battling the sharks. They are all wounded and now are fixated on fighting each other. You swim to a safe place as you watch the creatures destroy themselves.

Rolled 6 and 1+ for yo-yo skills for 7.

Maryann Davis has scored a total of 18 points.