11-15-2021, 01:34:55 AM
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(11-14-2021, 19:26:21 PM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote:Voi's Plan.
1. 'Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.
Voi...Voi's never seen a bear before in her life. A real one, at least. She's seen them as mascots and toys and shit, but never in real life.
She tries to recall the little she knows about bears...they use them to sell soy meat, right? Honey-glazed soy meat, right. So uh...they should like that, right? She decides to leave a trail of meat for the bears to follow.
2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!
Oh, birds! Voi knew these. They were just like those pigeons in the city. Those were easy to deal with.
Voi just straight up tries to grab the Golden Eagles.
This is a great idea.
3.The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!
Wasn't that the name of some classical musician or something? Fuck. Whatever. Voi just yells at them to fuck off. They at least seemed harmless enough.
4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.
I thought you didn't want to deal with them?! If they're in the lake, they won't bother you-alright. I'll deal with those fucking foxes.
Foxes, uh....Shit. Voi didn't know anything about foxes either, other than advertising mascots. Makeup! Yes, foxes appeared on makeup advertising and such. Something about being a vixen or something. Maybe she could lure them away with makeup?
This is also a great idea.
5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.'
Oh, you said the mountain goats lured them here? Easy! Just cause a distraction until they find the mountain goats. And then you can let them go from there.
Voi elegantly gets a 5, 8, and three 1s. That's an initial 16 points. No comment.
The bears seem somewhat deterred by the presence of people, but the trail of meat seems more inviting than the dwelling reeking of people. They snatch up the slabs of meat but... eat them in place, leading to some time before they clear out.
...Voi manages to gently snatch the eagles from midair. Who knows how high they were flying, or how fast, but she does it. Wow. Maybe it has to do with her own aquiline nose.
The goats not only completely ignore Voi, but the head of the pack decides to reproduce the tragedy of Goat Simulator. Expect a sprained leg or something.
Makeup. Make. Up. Most of the foxes just ignore you, but one tentatively tries on the lipstick and vanity items. It looks so hot with the eyeliner smeared all over, the ice immediately bursts into flame, resulting in some wet canines. WHOOPS!
Voi can hardly tell where the snow leopards are, especially due to the reduced visibility, but the snow leopards certainly knew where the goats were. And her little incident with them lead to an animal coalition just to knock her into another snowpile before the carnage ensued.
A reasonable sacrifice of food and therefore a peaceful way to lead the bears away was nice (+2), but trying to grab flying birds mid-air? (-1) and just yelling at goats? (0) Then there's the LIPSTICK idea... (-2) but despite all this, using the goats as bait for the snow leopards is really the safest option, I'll give you that (+1). With the point bonuses, Voi gets a final score of 16 points. Ouch.