11-14-2021, 19:26:21 PM
Voi's Plan.
1. 'Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.
Voi...Voi's never seen a bear before in her life. A real one, at least. She's seen them as mascots and toys and shit, but never in real life.
She tries to recall the little she knows about bears...they use them to sell soy meat, right? Honey-glazed soy meat, right. So uh...they should like that, right? She decides to leave a trail of meat for the bears to follow.
2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!
Oh, birds! Voi knew these. They were just like those pigeons in the city. Those were easy to deal with.
Voi just straight up tries to grab the Golden Eagles.
This is a great idea.
3.The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!
Wasn't that the name of some classical musician or something? Fuck. Whatever. Voi just yells at them to fuck off. They at least seemed harmless enough.
4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.
I thought you didn't want to deal with them?! If they're in the lake, they won't bother you-alright. I'll deal with those fucking foxes.
Foxes, uh....Shit. Voi didn't know anything about foxes either, other than advertising mascots. Makeup! Yes, foxes appeared on makeup advertising and such. Something about being a vixen or something. Maybe she could lure them away with makeup?
This is also a great idea.
5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.'
Oh, you said the mountain goats lured them here? Easy! Just cause a distraction until they find the mountain goats. And then you can let them go from there.
Voi...Voi's never seen a bear before in her life. A real one, at least. She's seen them as mascots and toys and shit, but never in real life.
She tries to recall the little she knows about bears...they use them to sell soy meat, right? Honey-glazed soy meat, right. So uh...they should like that, right? She decides to leave a trail of meat for the bears to follow.
2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!
Oh, birds! Voi knew these. They were just like those pigeons in the city. Those were easy to deal with.
Voi just straight up tries to grab the Golden Eagles.
This is a great idea.
3.The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!
Wasn't that the name of some classical musician or something? Fuck. Whatever. Voi just yells at them to fuck off. They at least seemed harmless enough.
4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.
I thought you didn't want to deal with them?! If they're in the lake, they won't bother you-alright. I'll deal with those fucking foxes.
Foxes, uh....Shit. Voi didn't know anything about foxes either, other than advertising mascots. Makeup! Yes, foxes appeared on makeup advertising and such. Something about being a vixen or something. Maybe she could lure them away with makeup?
This is also a great idea.
5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.'
Oh, you said the mountain goats lured them here? Easy! Just cause a distraction until they find the mountain goats. And then you can let them go from there.