03-15-2022, 18:21:25 PM
Ahhh. fuck it. Drugs. Option Two. Just like Scotland.
Step one: Lindsey gets ahold of as many drugs as they can load into a van. High-value stuff. They'll have it sold soon. They also make sure to grab a list of other, lesser drug distributors and their phone numbers, and persuade a random capper to help out. After all, most drug dealers don't go around selling, they know their clients. Better to rely on those distributors who already have connections.
Step two: Lindsey cunningly grabs an ice cream truck. They have built in refrigerators and storage, travel across the city, and no one will question things too much, as Lindsey is wearing the appropriate apron. Obviously, Lindsey also brings a cooler of ice cream in case someone calls the bluff.
Step three: Lindsey calls up those lesser distributors, sets up meetings, and sells the drugs to them at a discount. Still enough to make a profit, but notably less than the standard drug MLM scheme charges the distributors below. Then, Lindsey has the capper they brought follow the distributor and wait for them to stash the drugs somewhere, and take the opportunity to steal them back. Then when Lindsey gets the call of "I need more to sell" they sell the same drugs back, then take a cut of the proceeds from the actual sales thereafter. That should result in Lindsey making twice the value of the drug had Lindsey just sold it at normal rates once. If any distributor tries to not pay Lindsey, Lindsey can always just grab them and lock them in the freezer naked. That'll make them give up fast.
Step four: Evading detection should already be pretty easy, considering the whole ice cream truck front as well as only distributing to distributers who have apparently gone under the radar thus far. On the extreme off-chance the police come, Lindsey learned warrant law, and can tell them the reasons they can't search the truck. No way they'll have a warrant today, and Lindsey won't be doing the same scheme again, so everything should be fine.
Step one: Lindsey gets ahold of as many drugs as they can load into a van. High-value stuff. They'll have it sold soon. They also make sure to grab a list of other, lesser drug distributors and their phone numbers, and persuade a random capper to help out. After all, most drug dealers don't go around selling, they know their clients. Better to rely on those distributors who already have connections.
Step two: Lindsey cunningly grabs an ice cream truck. They have built in refrigerators and storage, travel across the city, and no one will question things too much, as Lindsey is wearing the appropriate apron. Obviously, Lindsey also brings a cooler of ice cream in case someone calls the bluff.
Step three: Lindsey calls up those lesser distributors, sets up meetings, and sells the drugs to them at a discount. Still enough to make a profit, but notably less than the standard drug MLM scheme charges the distributors below. Then, Lindsey has the capper they brought follow the distributor and wait for them to stash the drugs somewhere, and take the opportunity to steal them back. Then when Lindsey gets the call of "I need more to sell" they sell the same drugs back, then take a cut of the proceeds from the actual sales thereafter. That should result in Lindsey making twice the value of the drug had Lindsey just sold it at normal rates once. If any distributor tries to not pay Lindsey, Lindsey can always just grab them and lock them in the freezer naked. That'll make them give up fast.
Step four: Evading detection should already be pretty easy, considering the whole ice cream truck front as well as only distributing to distributers who have apparently gone under the radar thus far. On the extreme off-chance the police come, Lindsey learned warrant law, and can tell them the reasons they can't search the truck. No way they'll have a warrant today, and Lindsey won't be doing the same scheme again, so everything should be fine.
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