LETS GOOOOOOOO (General hangout thread)

[Florien]

F to the O to the R to the K
It's a multi-pronged object and it works okay.
You can stab a steak
You can stab a cake
You can stab a vase (it'll probably break)
You can travel the world with a fork in hand,
take the tines of destruction from land to land,
'till the TSA takes the fork away
singing F to the O to the R to the K.

So you get another fork, and take it home.
You get in a plane and fly to Rome.
You walk into the Coliseum.
Lots of sights and you got to See 'em
But the power of the fork is just too strong
and even though you know it's wrong
you take out the fork in the heart of rome, 
stab the popemobile's dome,
break the thing open like an egg-shell.
the pope excommunicates you (GO TO HELL!)
So you do, banished from heaven's rays,
screaming F to the O to the R to the K.

You get to hell. The demons bay.
No chance left of turning away.
You take out your fork. The tines shine bright.
The demons look on. They're ready to fight.
You charge in quick. The demons stand.
But they aren't ready for the fork in your hand.
You stab them all. They die en mass.
With the power of the fork you kick their ass.
The demons flee! They rue the day
They saw your F to the O to the R to the K.

You come to the palace. Satan awaits.
Your fork in hand. Your power great.
He sees the fork, tries to run.
You stab him once, and Satan's done.
You rise up then and take the throne.
The demons accept you as one of their own.
You consolidate power in less than a week,
With the strength of the FORK you make them meek.
In the darkest day, you light the way
with your F to the O to the R to the K.

You rule all of hell with an iron fist. 
And heaven's next, if you don't miss.
You hurl the fork with all your might.
it pierces through the holy light.
God and angels, all are slain.
Heaven and Hell, in both you reign.
Your tool you thank for all it wrought.
The tines, the handle, the power it brought.
It's a multi-pronged object and it works okay.
F to the O to the R to the K.