04-30-2021, 11:33:09 AM
Today is the distant cousin of thursday, friday. It might be a good day to declare war. Actually, never mind, tuesday is probably better for that.
The point is, my current life goal has abruptly shifted to "go to a state like colorado or wyoming or some place like that that didn't regulate its special districts properly, and bribe people to elect me high monarch supreme of the most obscure special district there, then spend the most of the annual budget on chips for the break room or something, it's not like they can vote me out because they don't concentrate their elections properly so no one even knows when my election is and who gives a fuck about voting out the special district incumbent unless they're the water district guy anyway?"
You call it joining the ghost government, I call it "technically not embezzling and only slightly illegal in the bribery phase because seriously no one checks local elections for fucking special districts for bribery, it's a fucking special district in fucking wyoming, (where dreams go to die, and civil rights began and ended with women's suffrage.)"
Actually, it's fucking wyoming, I'd rather not stay there for more than a few days at a time. That life goal is now abandoned.
But yeah special districts. They need fixing and also I want one to rule with an iron fist, so I can play with a gavel while no one comes to the meeting to discuss matters of parcheesi piece stacking or whatever the fuck the district is for, and spend the entire district budget on decorative suits of armor.
The point is, my current life goal has abruptly shifted to "go to a state like colorado or wyoming or some place like that that didn't regulate its special districts properly, and bribe people to elect me high monarch supreme of the most obscure special district there, then spend the most of the annual budget on chips for the break room or something, it's not like they can vote me out because they don't concentrate their elections properly so no one even knows when my election is and who gives a fuck about voting out the special district incumbent unless they're the water district guy anyway?"
You call it joining the ghost government, I call it "technically not embezzling and only slightly illegal in the bribery phase because seriously no one checks local elections for fucking special districts for bribery, it's a fucking special district in fucking wyoming, (where dreams go to die, and civil rights began and ended with women's suffrage.)"
Actually, it's fucking wyoming, I'd rather not stay there for more than a few days at a time. That life goal is now abandoned.
But yeah special districts. They need fixing and also I want one to rule with an iron fist, so I can play with a gavel while no one comes to the meeting to discuss matters of parcheesi piece stacking or whatever the fuck the district is for, and spend the entire district budget on decorative suits of armor.
I am the They who says it!