Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

EVENTI

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1. (Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) suicide and dupe(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) into doing it. (Bloodbath + Battleground + Feast, P2 dies naturally)
   
2. (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) (Player2)'s least favorite food. (Battleground + Feast)
   
3. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) how [typeA2] can talk when [typeA2] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve2) no mout(h/h/h/h/hs2), and [typeC2] mout(h/h/h/h/hs2) get(s/s/s/s/2) sealed up. (nonfatal, The Matrix))
   
4. "Comedy is subjective, (Player1)," (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) after (Player1) shank(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] for not laughing at one of [typeC1] jokes. (Player2) then bleed(s/s/s/s/2) out. (P1k2, misreading)
   
5. A video comes up to (Player1) and tells [typeB1] to kill the radio star. (Twisted Translations + Buggles snowclone)
   
6. When (Player1) accuse(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) of ruining [typeC1] dream journal, (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) "Got a fuckin' problem, bitc(h/h/h/h/hes2)?" (Sharkboy & Lavagirl bootleg subtitles)
   
7. Upon seeing (Player1) singing karaoke, (Player2) start(s/s/s/s/2) shooting [typeB1] to destroy [typeB1]. (P2k1, misreading)
   
8. (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) hear a mysterious ticking noise. (Player3) find(s/s/s/s/3) out it's a pipe bomb, and after they explode (Player5) come(s/s/s/s/5) out and sing(s/s/s/s/5) [typeC1] nam(e/e/e/e/es5) goofily. (P5k1234, Potter Puppet Pals)
   
9. After (Player1) shoot(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) out of jealousy, (Player3) find(s/s/s/s/3) [typeC2] dead bod(y/y/y/y/ies2) and guilt-trip(s/s/s/s/3) [typeB2] for committing suicide. (P1k2, Fateful Findings)
   
10. (Player1) save(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) from living by giving [typeB2] the Kill of Life. (P1k2, misreading)
    
11. (Player1) think(s/s/s/s/1) about horns. (misreading)
    
12. (Player1) and (Player2) ride around on a stolen truck with a stolen plant. When (Player3) come(s/s/s/s/3) and chase(s/s/s/s/3) them down, they do donuts around [typeB3] and then steal [typeC3] vehicle. (Harold and Maude)
    
13. (Player1) take(s/s/s/s/1) on a new nickname... (Player1)y (Player1)y Meow!
    
14. (Player1) criticize(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) for crying at a TV drama, then [typeA1] watch(es/es//es/1) it later and die(s/s//s/1). (P1 dies naturally, misreading)
    
15. (Player1) attack(s/s/s/s/1) seagulls for their food. (misreading)
    
16. (Player1) w(as/as/as/as/ere1) angry that day. Like an old man returning soup at the deli. (Seinfeld)
    
17. A sentient electric guitar tells (Player1) to buy a car on a highway, and [typeA1] end(s/s//s/1) up committing crimes against the state of New York. (funny description of a Talking Heads song)
    
18. OH HI, (I/I/I/I/WE1)'(M/M/M/M/RE1) (Player1)... uh... w(as/as/as/as/ere1) (i/i/i/i/we1) too loud? (Bloodbath + Battleground)
    
19. (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) contemplated whether it was possible to Brazil Phone Number List.
    
20. (Player1) greet(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2): "'Ey (Player2)!" ...and [typeC1] clones: "'Ey (Player2)! 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2)-- (Eddsworld)
    
21. (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) riff on the tapes of previous seasons. (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
    
22. A violin says "Ayo the pizza here!" before tackling (Player1) down the staircase and into (Player2). (twisted event, P1 and P2 die)
    
23. (Player1) become(s/s/s/s/1) a member of the Dusty Fan Club.
    
24. (Player1) become(s/s/s/s/1) a member of the Jupiter Fan Club.
    
25. (Player1) become(s/s/s/s/1) a member of the (Player2) Fan Club.
    
26. (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) to speak to (Player2) without using letters. [TypeA1] fail(s/s//s/1) miserably.
    
27. (Player1) lose(s/s/s/s/1) control over missing schoolwork.
    
28. (Player1) and (Player2) have brunch. (Day-only)
    
29. (Player1)! [TypeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) tearing (Player2) apart! (The Room, nonfatal)
    
30. (Player1)! [TypeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) tearing (Player2) apart! Literally! (The Room, P1k2)