03-24-2022, 03:03:28 AM
It took a while for it to get out, I know. But it's here, so get used to it: Season 14 of the Hunger Games Simulator! And let's take a look at who we got this go-around.
BATTLE MUSIC: NFL on FOX theme
THE REAPING
THE BLOODBATH
* Where in the World is... Carmen Sandiego? She's here, for us all to see.
* Bandana Waddle Dee here, brandishing his spear, to show what Cat Mario is in for.
* Chernabog flies in to take a trident.
* And we all gain some Hope as she finds a bow and arrow.
* And our first deaths come already! Kennifer gets drunk off of something else besides wine for a change as she knocks not one, not two, not three, but FOUR! Count them, four tributes out of the Arena! She's thirsty for more than blood here. She thirsts for victory.
* Gouhin makes a rocky entrance upon arriving in the Arena.
* I don't know. I don't think I'd want a steely burger. I'd probably break my teeth on the first bite.
* Feast hasn't even come yet, and yet Kaneda is already hoarding food.
* Elfilin to Henkaro: "No mace for you!"
* Bigachu here to check out the Hunger Games, towering over most tributes here.
* The Three Headed Knight can't handle a real warrior after fighting over a bag.
* The normally wicked Newman isn't smiling anymore upon what he's seeing. Looks like he's fearing for his life.
* Sericle gains herself a canteen of water, good for drinking and for mopping.
* Cyberdramon lets out a loud scream after Amiya removes his thumb, hoping that Amiya can use it to bring in the TC tributes of wingedcatgirl.
* Toriel goes chopy-chopy on Serena.
* Cynthia drinks a deadly drink of death. She ends up dying to death.
* And the ones who are simply running away from the Cornucopia are Twilight, The Pony of Shadows, Tetsuo, Illil, Invincibubble, the TVT tributes of wingedcatgirl, the Seinfeld gang, and Amanda (who's running backwards for some reason).
DAY 1
* 0 + 1 = getting stabbed in the fucking hoof.
* Tetsuo all silly stickered up!
* Damn, Newman owns Hope!
* Amiya can't take the thumbless Cyberdramon and Amambda arguing, so she tells them all to shut up so they won't get killed over stupid things. Especially Amanda, and her luck with RNG.
* Aerith decides to buy Final Fantasy 7. Why? Because she can see herself in her own game.
* Personally I think it's pretty easy to have drip when your body and clothes consist of metal.
* Henkaro, still feeling irritated over having his mace taken, takes his frustrations out on Kaneda by pulling the chair he was about to sit on.
* And the TV Tropes HGS Tributes of wingedcatgirl team up and hoist a boulder and throw it at Illil, but the boulder misses its mark.
* Carmen Sandiego looks in the mirror and says "Bloody Mary" 4 times. And before she knows it, she hears "It's a-meow, Mario!"
* Uh-oh! Looks like Kennifer is about to get her karma for killing four people. She gets eaten by a monster before a huge explosion occurs. She is ultra-dead. Or.... not. She's back in the Arena like nothing happened.
* Sericle likes a little puffball, while Invincibubble go out with the Seinfeld Gang. Elaine is especially interested in Invincibubble, since she thinks he's spongeworthy.
* The Three Headed Knight somehow manages to give a nice back glomp to the Pony of Shadows.
* Bigachu remembers one of its old phases it had back when it was a Bigchu.
FALLEN TRIBUTES: Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula, Serena, Cynthia
BATTLE MUSIC: NFL on FOX theme
THE REAPING
THE BLOODBATH
* Where in the World is... Carmen Sandiego? She's here, for us all to see.
* Bandana Waddle Dee here, brandishing his spear, to show what Cat Mario is in for.
* Chernabog flies in to take a trident.
* And we all gain some Hope as she finds a bow and arrow.
* And our first deaths come already! Kennifer gets drunk off of something else besides wine for a change as she knocks not one, not two, not three, but FOUR! Count them, four tributes out of the Arena! She's thirsty for more than blood here. She thirsts for victory.
* Gouhin makes a rocky entrance upon arriving in the Arena.
* I don't know. I don't think I'd want a steely burger. I'd probably break my teeth on the first bite.
* Feast hasn't even come yet, and yet Kaneda is already hoarding food.
* Elfilin to Henkaro: "No mace for you!"
* Bigachu here to check out the Hunger Games, towering over most tributes here.
* The Three Headed Knight can't handle a real warrior after fighting over a bag.
* The normally wicked Newman isn't smiling anymore upon what he's seeing. Looks like he's fearing for his life.
* Sericle gains herself a canteen of water, good for drinking and for mopping.
* Cyberdramon lets out a loud scream after Amiya removes his thumb, hoping that Amiya can use it to bring in the TC tributes of wingedcatgirl.
* Toriel goes chopy-chopy on Serena.
* Cynthia drinks a deadly drink of death. She ends up dying to death.
* And the ones who are simply running away from the Cornucopia are Twilight, The Pony of Shadows, Tetsuo, Illil, Invincibubble, the TVT tributes of wingedcatgirl, the Seinfeld gang, and Amanda (who's running backwards for some reason).
DAY 1
* 0 + 1 = getting stabbed in the fucking hoof.
* Tetsuo all silly stickered up!
* Damn, Newman owns Hope!
* Amiya can't take the thumbless Cyberdramon and Amambda arguing, so she tells them all to shut up so they won't get killed over stupid things. Especially Amanda, and her luck with RNG.
* Aerith decides to buy Final Fantasy 7. Why? Because she can see herself in her own game.
* Personally I think it's pretty easy to have drip when your body and clothes consist of metal.
* Henkaro, still feeling irritated over having his mace taken, takes his frustrations out on Kaneda by pulling the chair he was about to sit on.
* And the TV Tropes HGS Tributes of wingedcatgirl team up and hoist a boulder and throw it at Illil, but the boulder misses its mark.
* Carmen Sandiego looks in the mirror and says "Bloody Mary" 4 times. And before she knows it, she hears "It's a-meow, Mario!"
* Uh-oh! Looks like Kennifer is about to get her karma for killing four people. She gets eaten by a monster before a huge explosion occurs. She is ultra-dead. Or.... not. She's back in the Arena like nothing happened.
* Sericle likes a little puffball, while Invincibubble go out with the Seinfeld Gang. Elaine is especially interested in Invincibubble, since she thinks he's spongeworthy.
* The Three Headed Knight somehow manages to give a nice back glomp to the Pony of Shadows.
* Bigachu remembers one of its old phases it had back when it was a Bigchu.
FALLEN TRIBUTES: Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula, Serena, Cynthia
KILL TALLY
* Kennifer: 4 (Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula)
* Toriel: 1 (Serena)
* Toriel: 1 (Serena)
I like bananas. They're yellow.